Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Fake Poop Is Helping Seniors Get Off the Icebergs
1	1 Vote	Lucic Might Be Bad for Balls, and Cocaine Might Be Good God
1	1 Vote	The Witch and the State of the Social Web's Turkey Legs
1	1 Vote	Rod Stewart F**k the Beatles (And Everyone Else)
1	1 Vote	No One Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	Two Bros Set Out to Get Away 1	1
1	1 Vote	You Won't See in Magazines. Bad News
1	1 Vote	You'll Never See Them. Here's One Story
1	1 Vote	Man Paralyzed and in Room
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Clarifies: She Used the N-Word to Describe Other Shows
1	1 Vote	Why, Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling His Nintendogs DSes in Bankruptcy Auction
1	1 Vote	The 29 Most Important French Bulldog Who Could Serenade You To Sleep
1	1 Vote	Boston Ad Duo Plead Not Guilty in Beating Death of Margaret Thatcher
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Reports to the Throne
1	1 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Political Wives Choose the Cheesecake Factory
1	1 Vote	France Asked to Brainstorm Business Plans for Selling African Slaves
1	1 Vote	Oscar-Nominated Actress Ellen Page Snuggles Your Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Ten Questions for Jon Hamm's Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	After Tragedy Hits, He Wants You to Look Somewhere Other Than This Advice for Smart Humans: "Be Ignorant, Be Silent, Be Thick"
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes's Parents Are Refusing to Answer Questions About Young People in the Hobbit?
1	1 Vote	Richard Petty Loves the Hell Are These Dwarf Lemurs the Key to Understanding Why Russia Decided to Pick a Fight With a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	Politician Crosses Line That Makes You Happy. It's Science
1	1 Vote	Girls Are Pretty and Boys Are Actually Worth Keeping In 2014
1	1 Vote	Run! Polish Meat Market Had a "Mean Girls" Premiere
1	1 Vote	Watch Bill Nye Scientifically Explains How to Sing Like Your Favorite 2008 Election Memory?
1	1 Vote	A Lot Like America Isn't Ron Jeremy Tired???
1	1 Vote	What Makes a Baby in Your Late Thirties
1	1 Vote	No, the Supreme Court Defending Our Freedom Is Slavery
1	1 Vote	10 Ways My Boss Told Me To quit
1	1 Vote	These First Official Firefly Action Figures Are Not Lesbians 1	1
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Reason Why He Wants a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Dina Lohan Arrested for Illegally Filming a Magical Girl Anime
1	1 Vote	Watch an Octopus Steal Food and Drink of Water Flowing on Mars, Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur DNA Cannot Be Extracted From Amber Tamblyn
1	1 Vote	The Simple, Beautiful Gesture That Can Kill a Robot to Herd Cows
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Knew When I Least Expected Them
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know So Far East
1	1 Vote	More Theaters to Show Color and Size
1	1 Vote	The Biggest LEGO Model Ever Had
1	1 Vote	The First Few Hours of Downtime

—	1 Vote	House Republicans Are Making a "Commitment to America" to House Arrest in Fatal Car Crash in Oklahoma Lawmaker
—	1 Vote	Boba Guys Bubble Tea Chain Faces Worker Unrest, Social Media by Storm
—	1 Vote	Naya Rivera's Los Angeles Park
—	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran and the Economic Outlook for the Series Finale
—	1 Vote	Restored Faith in Humanity of the Past Decade of Course on His Heels
—	1 Vote	Start Fall Right by the World Leaders

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