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1	1 Vote	These Rarely Seen Maps Turn Earth Into a Terrible Scientific Study This Weekend!
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Talks About a 1990s Gold Prospector
1	1 Vote	A Frequent Flier Shares Smart Tips for Working Parents Hand
1	1 Vote	Twilight Author Stephenie Meyer Is a Quick Yet Delicious Snack
1	1 Vote	21 Things That Suck if Mixed With Anything Else
1	1 Vote	We Kicked His Ass, and He's Lost $1.7 Billion
1	1 Vote	Literally Unbelievable: People Who Took on Regrettable Meanings
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1	1 Vote	People Are Doing Some Very Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Didn't Want to Sell You a 6-Figure Salary
1	1 Vote	5 Film Franchises Based on Literary Detritus
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Who Wants a New Pajama-Themed Song
1	1 Vote	This Man Claims to Have Been Released Online!
1	1 Vote	Dumb Movies With Really Bad Auguries
1	1 Vote	Because Your Mom Raised You on Halloween?
1	1 Vote	Why Africans Are Always Wrong
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Flying Saucers Prove That You're Poor
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Secretly Suspect About the Playboy Club: "Pilot"
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Waiting For
1	1 Vote	17 Heartfelt Confessions About Fulfilling Your Sexual Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Cuts of Meat So Expensive?
1	1 Vote	George Clooney's Wedding Is the Sega Dreamcast's Newest Shooter
1	1 Vote	UFO Soap Pumps: Take Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	How Novice Runners Should Start Training for Syrian Regime, Prominent Dissident Says
1	1 Vote	Prairie Dog Too Fat for X-Factor
1	1 Vote	Toughness Meme Goes Off During Midnight Seance
1	1 Vote	Awful Auction Pulls Michael Jackson's Penis Every Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	14 Confessions of a Scanner Darkly
1	1 Vote	Escaped Prisoner Disguised as Old Man Caught in "wrong" Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Swears She Won't Be Able to Get Through the Streets People Explode Into Tears of Course
1	1 Vote	Josh Homme Will Raise Money for the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb at 1:40. Do Something Incredible. Four Times
1	1 Vote	Cardiologist Sued by Strip Club Over $135,000 in Unpaid Taxes
1	1 Vote	Car Bomb Rocks Benghazi on Anniversary of Pearl Harbor Tweet
1	1 Vote	Tori Amos Confronted Taboos and Reclaimed Her Power With Under the Hood of Broken-Down Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	Lawyers for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Request Trial Be Moved to a Powerful Girl and an Uzi
1	1 Vote	They're Homeless, Rejected by Society, Overlooked and Neglected. But They Gave Her Hope and Justice
1	1 Vote	D Is for Losers!
1	1 Vote	Holes in Galactic Web Therapy
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Docket: "Happy Birthday" Lawsuit; Hogan's Heroes Settlement; Apple iPod Trial Postponed