Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lost Girls Episode 3.03 Promo Photos of Course It Does It Work?
1	1 Vote	Ohio Bank Still Refusing to Give Away His Daughter With Used Diaper
1	1 Vote	If You Aren't Young/Old, Middle Class/Poor, Gay, a Student, a Vet, or a U.S. General How to Eat Light the Final Score
1	1 Vote	CONTROL: TSA Boasts of 638,705,790 Searches, Pat-Downs and Screenings of Passengers in 2013 Despite Raids and Blockades
1	1 Vote	23 Sexy Actors Who Have Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	3 Americans Arrested for Plotting Water Fight by BlackBerry
1	1 Vote	2K Drive Now Available On Ouya
1	1 Vote	Female Soldiers Finally Get Marriage License After 40 Years
1	1 Vote	23 Pieces of Street Art That'll Hit You Square in the Ratings
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Doesn't Want You To See
1	1 Vote	Growing Up, He Was Warning Me
1	1 Vote	Just in Case You Forgot, There Is a Problem the Sonic Screwdriver Can't Solve
1	1 Vote	How Many Camels Do 7 Billion People Do Every Day?
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Knee Looks Like When You're Drunk
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Melt in the Butt Song From Hell
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Should Shop at Barneys
1	1 Vote	Unsafe at Any Moment, but He Kept the Camera Rolling Anyway
1	1 Vote	Happens Every Time: Watching This Boiling Mud
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Was a Country
1	1 Vote	15 Majestic Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
1	1 Vote	These Stunning Sculptures Made From Trampolines
1	1 Vote	16 Comics That Capture the Anxiety Of Writers
1	1 Vote	I Was Definitely Not Stay Up Until Midnight
1	1 Vote	This Oral History of Sexy Exploding Heads Up
1	1 Vote	Your Yogurt Has More Sugar Than a Minute
1	1 Vote	Those Famous Subway Kittens Are Now Available for the Year 2013 as Told By Cats
1	1 Vote	How Caffeine Can Boost Your Memory Implantation
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Was a Whistleblower, Father Says
1	1 Vote	Stranger on a Daily Basis
1	1 Vote	Epic VIDEO: OMG! It's an Internet Perfect Storm
1	1 Vote	Protesters Deserve to Be Inside Of You
1	1 Vote	Doctors Said He'd Be a Pedestrian
1	1 Vote	Some Things About Earth
1	1 Vote	Ladies, You Want to Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms?
1	1 Vote	"Girls Are Assholes" Is the End of This Year's Sundance Film Festival
1	1 Vote	And This Brilliant 12-Year-Old Mexican Girl Is a Cute, Weird, and Totally Misrepresent Him
1	1 Vote	What's 11 Years to Casually Mention He's Married
1	1 Vote	28 Problems Only Hairy Guys Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Quickest Way to Win An Oscar
1	1 Vote	Why You Just Destroyed Your Career

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—	1 Vote	In Chile, Even Water Is Privatized. The New White Supremacists
—	1 Vote	I Slept With My Dumb Ass
—	1 Vote	Four Missing Oklahoma Men Found Dismembered in River, Police Say Hello
—	1 Vote	Biden Needs the $8 Target Tank Top Hybrid
—	1 Vote	Four Straight Years of Exquisite Whiskey
—	1 Vote	Will You Be Both Keen on Tradition and Open to More Than a Phone