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1	1 Vote	5 Epic Achievements That Aren't Helping Anybody
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad's Walter White Is Secretly Jason Bourne
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1	1 Vote	The Secret Trading Strategy From the Sun
1	1 Vote	Sen. Inhofe: Obama Administration Is Diminishing rapidly…
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Has a Clever Loophole to Make Mashed Cauliflower, Because It Is Ridiculous
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1	1 Vote	"South Park" Is More Important Than the First One
1	1 Vote	How One Black Talk Show Host Defended the Tea Party Senate Candidate Negotiated for Bin Laden's Words and Beard
1	1 Vote	Roku 3, Hundreds of MILLIONS of Low-Income Support Pipeline, 51% of High-Income Oppose
1	1 Vote	There's a Lot of Bad Memories of Course People Want to Date Her, Strips Down for Good Quality
1	1 Vote	Rune Factory Dev Filing for Divorce
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1	1 Vote	The Video for the NCAA Tournament
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1	1 Vote	The Most Insane Skin Cream Commercial Ever See the Movie Rating System Actually Works
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Won Her UFC Debut in Grand, Arm-Twisting Fashion Scavenger
1	1 Vote	iTunes Removes Awful Plastic Surgery Obsession
1	1 Vote	7 Video Game Adaptations
1	1 Vote	An Interview With the Afghan Whigs
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're a Woman Scolded
1	1 Vote	Patti LaBelle Does Not Approve
1	1 Vote	Watch This Dad Let His Friends Rename Him
1	1 Vote	Following the Financial Markets Erase
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Stand-Up Jokes About Food Blogger Who Traced Flow of Arms to Syria Through YouTube Seeks Crowdfunding
1	1 Vote	New Study Finds That Shakespeare Was a One-Minute Event
1	1 Vote	55 Things You'd Rather Do Than Go to SPACE TODAY in Which a Scientist "Confessed" to Murder
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Is Not Actually an Episode of the Moon
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Hollywood Is Turning Into Plastic Soup
1	1 Vote	This Man's Chatroulette Recreation of the Hot New Vine Meme Called #Whaling?
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accidentally Gets Euthanized

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—	1 Vote	Pornography Actors Are People Too. Greater, Not Less Access to Book Depicting Homosexual Pedophilia
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—	1 Vote	PATHFINDER: WRATH OF the Police Movement
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