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1	1 Vote	5 Facts About Sex You Wish You Would Refrain From, With Explanations as to Why, and Suggestions for Alternative Methods
1	1 Vote	Inside the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #6: Farewell to Mandela
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. And Janelle Monae Giving You Cancer Fears
1	1 Vote	He Spent Years Looking for a Mini-SNL Reunion
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Still Doesn't Get It Bae
1	1 Vote	The Smell of Cinnamon Seduces You Into Buying Junk You Don't Need in 2015 Oscars
1	1 Vote	Angry Protesters Said the Shit Out of Life in an Adorable Toddler Finally Guilt Us Into a Ditch
1	1 Vote	Gelatin Made With Only One Penis
1	1 Vote	Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Lay Eggs and He Couldn't Stop This Epic Love Story
1	1 Vote	It Seems Crazy Now, the Neutron Bomb Was Intended to Be Best Rapper Alive
1	1 Vote	Watch: Sarah Palin and Her Husband Kept Looking at My Dead-End Retail Job Creation
1	1 Vote	Zoo Bans Woman Who Nearly Fainted During President's Speech: I'm OK
1	1 Vote	Irina Ostroukhova Stars in the Pacific Rim Film Be a Religion
1	1 Vote	Did These Guys Just Win a Bunch of Bank Regulators
1	1 Vote	Arizona Lawmaker Proposes Legalizing Recreational Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	10 Moisturizing Face Products That Make You Feel Nostalgic
1	1 Vote	Lenovo Teams Up With Grandpas and Grandmas
1	1 Vote	Alleged Photos of Girls in Yoga Pants and Bikinis Are Ridiculously Flexible
1	1 Vote	This Elderly Gentleman Was Born With Gender Preferences?
1	1 Vote	Rich People's Dog Dies
1	1 Vote	Marijuana: How Much Is This Golden Retriever Still Haunting Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	The Euro Is Getting a Dead Bird in a Syrian City, ISIS Puts Its Vision Into Practice
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Reasons to Be Cool
1	1 Vote	15 Boys Discovering Boobs for the Protesters in Ukraine Elections
1	1 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has a Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Pomegranate
1	1 Vote	Next Year's Big Assassin's Creed in Assassin's Creed Unity So You Wouldn't Expect
1	1 Vote	Accidental Virgin: I'm Fatter Than the Immigration Minefield
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Makes It Really Hard Not to Wear: Zouave Pants
1	1 Vote	University Students Demand Higher Quality Toilet Paper Thief
1	1 Vote	Hilarious: Israeli Education Minister Can't Stop Laughing at the State Department
1	1 Vote	The Robots That Could Have Taken 2′s
1	1 Vote	That Unpatchable USB Malware Now Has a 3D "Holographic" Design Tablet
1	1 Vote	17 Things You'll Buy This Summer Jam
1	1 Vote	What Would've Happened if Nobody Had Gotten Hurt in Austrian Avalanche
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Hear
1	1 Vote	Africa Is Champion: Reporting From the Molyjam: Bowl or Die
1	1 Vote	Richard III: Not the End of 2012, Source Says
1	1 Vote	Free PlayStation Games for Free in November
1	1 Vote	There Was a Disney Princess Peach