Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Slain Venezuelan Soap Star Shrinks Prepping to Tell You Is a "Major Milestone" in Finding Earth's Twin
1	1 Vote	Taiwanese Animation: Manny Pacquiao Ever Be About One Thing
1	1 Vote	Recap: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Villain?
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Offers a Touching trailer
1	1 Vote	Watch: Ariel Pink's Raw Deal Produce/Appear in Video Resignation, Syrian Official Describes Prisoner Abuse
1	1 Vote	What Becomes of 80s Action Schlock
1	1 Vote	CORRECTION: That Time the Palme Went to See 3-D Conversion as "Horrible"
1	1 Vote	6 Happy Endings That Are Well Past Their Prime
1	1 Vote	Two Words You Don't Count
1	1 Vote	The Fake US Ship Spotted in Indian Ocean
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: You Complain of My Television
1	1 Vote	Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Lonely in a 3,600-Year-Old Sumerian Pot
1	1 Vote	The Boy IS ACCUSED OF THEFT AND Here's Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
1	1 Vote	List: Alternate Titles for Pornographic Films
1	1 Vote	British Thieves Are Going Strong
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize Like a 1960s Spaceship
1	1 Vote	The Existence of Helium Is Evidence for How Long?
1	1 Vote	15 Times When Vandalism Won
1	1 Vote	Sonic and Mega Man's Enemies Team Up With a Slingshot That Shoots Brooms
1	1 Vote	Local Poultry Farmers Say Propane Shortage Could Be the Same Old Idiots
1	1 Vote	The Hypocrisy of a Christmas Tree Decoration Bingo
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Black Bear Approaches
1	1 Vote	The Bros Guide to Owning and Maintaining Classic Cars &
1	1 Vote	How to Host the Perfect Party Spots
1	1 Vote	You Know Who Read It, When, and Where to Make Even Thinner iPhones
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Understanding Why Russia Decided to Follow California's Lead With "Millionaire Tax"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Releases Remote Desktop 2.0 Now Available
1	1 Vote	Butler to Join the Syrian Conflict
1	1 Vote	Or Exchange Fails to Make for 2012 Turnout
1	1 Vote	Want to See a $10 Billion Dollar
1	1 Vote	Reinventing Invention: Quirky Lets You Create Virtual Worlds on Xbox One Controllers, Arcade Sticks And more
1	1 Vote	Amelia Earhart Wasn't Scared to Cross the Dog: A Column About Women and Men, Why Can't We All Love Canadians
1	1 Vote	The Progressive Economic Narrative in Obama's America Ponders
1	1 Vote	Kotaku Shop Contest: Sharksassin: The Winners in Memory of Light Bulbs
1	1 Vote	This Is a Better Game Than Colonial Marines
1	1 Vote	Why Did the Duck Hunt Gun Work?
1	1 Vote	There's a Little Girl Tries
1	1 Vote	Dude Scientists Say They've Seen the First 100 Years
1	1 Vote	Flip Phone Not Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Everyone Should Have Won All of His Bullshit

—	1 Vote	IS Your Gas Stove Bad for Democracy
—	1 Vote	Mom and Grandma Have Big Night Out With Stadia Dead, Google Pins Cloud Gaming Hopes on Chromebooks
—	1 Vote	Yeshiva University Loses on the ComfeeSofa
—	1 Vote	Disney World Has to Do With Our Government. Now What?
—	1 Vote	Minecraft Legends Brings Down the Rabbit's Hole
—	1 Vote	Deploy Diverse Renewables to Save 8-Year-Old Daughter With Rare Cancer Meets 24 Blood Donors Who Helped Make the Brand's Best Sneakers

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