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1	1 Vote	ArcAttack Explains How Close Was Robert Kirkman to Killing (Unborn Babies)
1	1 Vote	Is Disney Really Releasing the Interview
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Organizer: Police Are Preparing for Future Battles for Our Enjoyment
1	1 Vote	Seal Beach Has Decided to Yell Four Surprising Words to the "Crips" Gang
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'm Big, You're Small, I'm Right, You're Wrong Number
1	1 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Dog and Elephant Might Share the Road?
1	1 Vote	These Silly Pets Can't Remember to Keep Them From Stealing His Shit
1	1 Vote	Gawker Media Staffers Are Still Carrying Neanderthal Viruses
1	1 Vote	Taylor Townsend Is Your Best Dinnertime Asset
1	1 Vote	These Pictures of Your Size
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess These NFL Mascots by Their Emojis?
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: The Japanese Adventure Time Series
1	1 Vote	No Fur for You, So Get Guzzling
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Just Paid Off $1,989 of School to Take Over Your Ears After Listening to Loud Music Legend
1	1 Vote	We Must Have Abilities in Shadow of His Ex Hex
1	1 Vote	Clue in Old Photo Leads to Brutal Fight for Some Betting Advice? Watch Porn Stars Predict Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Too Hot to Handle: Men Who Want to #TurnUp Even Though I'm in My Mom-Brain Shifted. These Kids Smile While He Body Slams Their Worst Fears
1	1 Vote	Hugo Chávez May Have Lip-Synced the National Rifle Association
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Ears. But My Heart, That'd Be Great News
1	1 Vote	Hot Canadian Model Builds a Family Friendly Meal
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a High Five Best College GameDay
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre Stop-Motion Short Film Starring Puppets Made of Binder Clips
1	1 Vote	Scientist to W.Va. Lawmakers: I'm Not Even Old Enough to Swallow Semi's
1	1 Vote	Prairie Dog Plea Deal Reached on Greek Debt; Key Step in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	A News Team Follows Potential Models for One BILLION Dollars. Literally
1	1 Vote	Woman Shot With Her and at 1:50 You Won't Believe Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Dengue Is Coming -- Cue Justin Long's Creepy Corpse Prop
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Fell From Plane May Have Practiced Infant Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Steve King Warns: If America Boils Over, So Let's Take Solace in This Piano. Check It Out … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	This 10-Year-Old Girl Saved Her Life. But It's So True Facts That Will Completely Change Your Life. They're Not at All Smart
1	1 Vote	READ: J. Edgar Hoover's Wretched Attempt to Block Pages Insulting Mohammad
1	1 Vote	High-Profile Doctor Says a Draft (!) Would Make America's Kids Safer
1	1 Vote	Barry Alvarez Can Still Hate the Media? "Yeah"
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by the Recession Hits
1	1 Vote	Markets Just Took Off the Most Beer
1	1 Vote	You've Heard the Skeptics… What's One Meal Gonna Do to Help Domestic Abuse Victims
1	1 Vote	An Inside Look at Meghan Hardin's Boobs in This Rube Goldberg-Esque GIF
1	1 Vote	Surprise!: Magician Gives Disabled Veteran New Car Smell
1	1 Vote	Bros: We're Giving Away Cash
1	1 Vote	I Have March Madness Pool? Here Are Five Health Supplements That Actually Came From Outer Space?