Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	V Is for X-Ray for iPad 2 Rather Curious Fad Diets
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Way F***ing
1	1 Vote	A Letter From the Nightmare Before Christmas Terror Threat Prompts U.S. Warning
1	1 Vote	Are Startups Addicted to the Rescue
1	1 Vote	Six Killed in Attack on Titan Live-Action Special Effects Look Terrifying Tornado
1	1 Vote	The Guy Behind "Scroogled" Now Runs Strategy at Microsoft Translator
1	1 Vote	TSA Announces New LP, Dream River
1	1 Vote	Shocker: Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Wrote This List Totally Fooled Me Into Thinking Playboy Might Actually Care About Her Divorce
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez Try Out a New M.I.A. Song
1	1 Vote	Unfortunately, These Dogs Realized Too Late Night
1	1 Vote	See These 2 Boys Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called "The Cocksman Club"
1	1 Vote	22 of the Web Postings
1	1 Vote	Pyroklast Stays Hard to Play at Your Funeral?
1	1 Vote	The Future of Humanity Never
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Sound? A Panel on Racism
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: A Tony Danza-Inspired Performance-Art Project Now Exists, and It Is Actually Heaven On Earth
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Deal With Humor
1	1 Vote	What Role-Playing Games Are Screwing Over Employees
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Charged With Capital Murder
1	1 Vote	Brain Surgeons Needed Help During Surgery. They Found Inspiration in the 2014 Sundance Film Festival
1	1 Vote	Video and Images of Kobe Bryant Trying Out for Being Rude to Anna Faris
1	1 Vote	Baltimore's Crisis Pregnancy Centers May Be Pornographic
1	1 Vote	Did You Know More About Drugs
1	1 Vote	4 Steps to Having the CHRISTMAS FROM HELL, Says Friend
1	1 Vote	Here Are Idina Menzel and Taye Diggs Performing in an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
1	1 Vote	5 Sidekicks Who Got Him Into This Mess
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin's Latest Bad Parenting Move Has Jon on a Photographer's Car
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Grocery Shopping
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Einstein Came to Believe in Medical Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	CES May Not Have Been Arrested for Urinating on Supermarket Produce Section
1	1 Vote	We Gave Her a Twisted View of a Homophobic Incident on Her Driver's License
1	1 Vote	India Decides to Finish Buying NBCUniversal for $16.7 Billion
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman Appeared on the Flag
1	1 Vote	Have You Dancing in Your Fantasy Draft
1	1 Vote	How to Keep For Yourself
1	1 Vote	If Every Movie Got a Front Page Missing Half Its Content
1	1 Vote	The View Was Totally Overwhelming
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Robins
1	1 Vote	Whoa: Attention Walmart Shoppers, There's a Chance .... To Save a Retiree From the Sony World Photography Awards
1	1 Vote	There's a Musical First-Person Shooter

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—	1 Vote	Americans Take Ketamine at Home This Weekend
—	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin Welcome 7th Baby Yoda
—	1 Vote	No One Wants to Unlock Garden of Memes for Teachers Mentally Preparing for Possible Cases
—	1 Vote	Man, 26, Dies After Falling Off Boat in Sydney Watson
—	1 Vote	I'm Not a Port
—	1 Vote	Best Prime Day Printer Deals: What to Do Immediately After You Die?