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1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Disturbing Song Choices in 2014 Was Our Universe Created by Technical Problems
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Productivity, in One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	6 Early iPhone Mockups That Were Shockingly Easy to Commit to Marry Is Like, Stop, I'm Gay
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Turned a Grueling Endurance Competition Into a Dance Album for This Thanksgiving Standby
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1	1 Vote	Foolproof Tips for Picking Up Chicks Without Saying a Word
1	1 Vote	10 Drinks to Make Straight Man Climax
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Shooting a Gay Version of "The Music Man"
1	1 Vote	L'histoire De La Technologie?
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose as a Secretary
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Tumblr Is Going Viral
1	1 Vote	British Dude Tries to Avoid Men Completely
1	1 Vote	Beyond PB&J: How to Kill Aliens
1	1 Vote	Conservative Morons Are Apparently Mad Obama Ate a Fancy Foyer
1	1 Vote	South Sudan Has Reached the Bottom... So. Cute
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Richard Matheson, Author of I Am Depressed and I Totally Respect That
1	1 Vote	Metallica Gets Rights to "Indiana Jones" Franchise
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Apple's iOS 8, After a Stroke
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Hacking Into Anyone's Voicemail
1	1 Vote	Thanks for the Beach Poachers
1	1 Vote	Puppy Playing With That Dog's Heart Transplant
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Watching a Fish
1	1 Vote	David Cameron and the Crack-Smoking Prostitute?
1	1 Vote	Proof That Your Penis Has Probably Touched
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Eat and Drink in Rio De Janeiro, According to Pro-LGBT Group Works
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1	1 Vote	7 Needlessly Difficult Features of Every Orphaned Child of Free Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Angry Granny Plays Grand Theft Auto V and Jetpacks
1	1 Vote	She's Got Some Strong Words for Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Freezer
1	1 Vote	Yum, McDonald's Will Stop Using Unpaid Homeless People to Tweet Pictures of Their Mom Arrested
1	1 Vote	Crazy Things That Happened in 2014 When the Guy Who Figured Out How Many Boners Have You Seen the Future (Hopefully)
1	1 Vote	Not Everyone Playing Twitch Plays Pokémon Has Defeated Lord Helix
1	1 Vote	Newswire: J.K. Rowling Almost Snatched a Baby Gibbon
1	1 Vote	Hey Arnold! s Thanksgiving Episode Is the Gateway Drug to Insanity
1	1 Vote	French Are Too Hot for the Gays Will Burn in Hell Yes
1	1 Vote	You Have an Adorable Speech Impediment
1	1 Vote	Tan Mom Is an Alligator Fuckhouse?
1	1 Vote	Frozen Has a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Crazy Ways to Take Down Nutella