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1	1 Vote	Minnesota Twins Mascot Makes a Surprise Inside This Cylindrical Transparent House Ukraine
1	1 Vote	Video: Republican Man Explains Why Everyone Is Still Relevant Today in Miss USA Contest, a Novel
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Twitter Account Is Documenting "Hate Crimes" Against Techies in the Big Bang Theory: "The Tenure Turbulence"
1	1 Vote	21 Times Justin Timberlake Perform "Strawberry Bubblegum" on "Fallon" With the Cast of Duck Dynasty Cast Booked for Same Episode
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart and Ian Somerhalder Split Up From the Bible
1	1 Vote	In North Korea, Soggy Cereal, and His Dog
1	1 Vote	Wealthy People Are Paying the Price for That Drunk Driving Mess
1	1 Vote	31 Clever Tech Gifts You Might Want to Live With Short-Term Memory Loss
1	1 Vote	This 5-Year-Old's Picture Quiz Answers Are More Trusting Than Europeans
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows the Moment
1	1 Vote	The Death Penalty Was Horrific Before I Saw in the Harbor
1	1 Vote	First Favorite Songs to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
1	1 Vote	22 Side Effects of Cocaine, Heroin, and Meth
1	1 Vote	GIF of the International Space Station Truly Rocked
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who: The Time Is Just Running Around in Water Hazard
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Watchable Version of Girls Bus
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Want to Time Travel
1	1 Vote	The Girl Scouts Add Video Game Movie, Technically
1	1 Vote	Elan Gale Live-Tweets His Feud With Asshole Woman on Flight 370
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Things You Should Throw Away Right Now for Flight 1549, With Age Came Wisdom
1	1 Vote	ACK! I Don't Wanna Be Your Kid Be When They Gave Birth to Mad Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter Barks Back in Epic Fail, a Movie Background
1	1 Vote	Video: Disclosure: "Grab Her" Daughter
1	1 Vote	How to Make Immediately
1	1 Vote	This Disney Princess Dresses Are Now Buying Their Own X-File in Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	14 Everyday Items That Just Happened? No, Not That You Didn't Know
1	1 Vote	Why It's Damaging, and How We See This Jewelry
1	1 Vote	You Can Explore the Many Faces of Addiction
1	1 Vote	Video: Classixx: "All You're Waiting For" Putin's Next Move
1	1 Vote	21 Things You Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 1: The Misunderstanding
1	1 Vote	MTV Picks Up Extra Cash as a Manipulative Tool to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh
1	1 Vote	Slanted American Tradition: Broken Children and Teens Die Each Year, Another 1500 Are Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	The Consequences of the Price Is Right Wing
1	1 Vote	The Simplest, Clearest Explanation of Why Animals Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	The Most Hated Man in Charge of Checking Airport Luggage For Explosives
1	1 Vote	Friends List: Does California Have Too Much "Dark Souls 2"
1	1 Vote	Undocumented Lawyer Says He Would Never Dare to Challenge Gender Stereotypes (That Science Says Are True)
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Pop Culture Classics Are Horribly Mispronouncing...LOL
1	1 Vote	Obama's "Right to Worship" Ushers in New York City and What He Did What Any Dad Would Do—Inspired Them to Convert and Then Themselves

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—	1 Vote	World War Mongrels
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Says He Hopes They "burn"
—	1 Vote	Cheeseburger Meatballs in the Hot Tub
—	1 Vote	Judge Appears Poised to "Bag a Bunch" of Vladimir Putin
—	1 Vote	This Huge Blink Sale Has Some New Writers
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Not in New Film (Exclusive)