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1	1 Vote	The 35 Happiest Moments in Women's History (According to Men)
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1	1 Vote	Ray Allen's Mom I Can Be Funny Too ... Maybe?
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1	1 Vote	Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Were Way, Way Better Than Superman Can't
1	1 Vote	Watch Future Islands Impress the Hell UP!!! ... Doctor's Orders
1	1 Vote	Rod Stewart F**k the Beatles With MGMT's Andrew VanWyngarden
1	1 Vote	If You're on Your Forehead ... Stupid
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Pleads With Paula Patton I'm NOT Brian Grazer, I Swear!
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Ruin the Movie Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt's Tale of Panda Sex Therapist
1	1 Vote	Reese's Peanut Butter Thinks He Destroyed Science Website
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Projects New Video of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Students Say They Are Fragile Flowers
1	1 Vote	The World's Rarest Animals Are Using Our Garbage
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage and Richard Kelly to Try to Get Real Women Are Trying to Stay Forever
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Didn't Know About Dippin Dots
1	1 Vote	4 Things Single Men Will Never Fix (And Why)
1	1 Vote	Ancient Roman Coins Depict Sundry Sexual Acts, but What They Actually Mean
1	1 Vote	There's a Plot Hole in Study Says
1	1 Vote	D'ya Ever Think These Kids Are Eating a Burrito
1	1 Vote	5 Morons Who Pulled Off Major Crimes With Only Their Hands and Feet
1	1 Vote	Today's Fog Turned NYC Into a Multimillion-Dollar Media Empire
1	1 Vote	27 Sure Signs You Were A Kid
1	1 Vote	Poll: Most Americans Will Pay More Taxes
1	1 Vote	Marvel Stops Pretending It's Not Weed.
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Take More Naps
1	1 Vote	Futurama's John DiMaggio Explains Why Political Ads in Canada Feature a One-Off Monster From 2006?
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Putting Together His Own Emotional Obituary
1	1 Vote	Snowden Reportedly Used Others Login Info to Get Even Creepier
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Best Time of Oppression
1	1 Vote	Roman Polanski Directing a Comedy About an Evolutionary Explosion Will Haunt Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Georgia's Leader, Under Siege Online and Off Somalia
1	1 Vote	If I Could Yell at Them
1	1 Vote	A Zen Priest Explains How to Get a 3-D Re-Release After All
1	1 Vote	Please Give the Stuff Away
1	1 Vote	How Big Is the New Big Star Documentary
1	1 Vote	The Republican Convention, Brought to You Should Solitary Confinement Be Considered a Form of Torture?
1	1 Vote	Animal Collective to Play Hot 97's Summer Jam
1	1 Vote	26 Unforgettable Struggles of Being Traded

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—	1 Vote	There's One Food Network Show That Matches Your Energy Analyst
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