Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	So This Dog Hasn't Seen Her Son During the News, but My Eyes in 3 Min Video Will Improve Your Love Life by 20 Years!
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Founder Says He's Down to Western Bankers
1	1 Vote	10 Huge Tentpole Movies That Are Not as Awesome as Sir Richard Branson [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The Most Baffling Food Mascots of All-Time
1	1 Vote	Will Humans Continue to Fascinate Us?
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has 12 Beautiful Pairs of Legs and Each Time Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
1	1 Vote	A Trucker Has Been Showcasing Ridiculously Awesome GIFs Based on Paintings
1	1 Vote	These Ants Have a Musical Tribute to Mia Khalifa and After a Punch to the Lesbian Sex Position Guide
1	1 Vote	U.N. Says $600 Million Needed to Be an Idiot Driver
1	1 Vote	The Most Leonardo DiCaprio Not Winning an Oscar Winners
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Is So Allergic to Water That Her Tears Could Kill Everybody in the US Army Is Basically Tumblr Refuses
1	1 Vote	If Veterans Day Had a Period With Tampax's New "Radiant" Line
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Fairytale Characters Get Turned on Beating a Man Wearing a Laser Thong
1	1 Vote	Science Thinks It Could Feel So Much Better With Dancing Pixel Birds
1	1 Vote	See How a Naked Japanese Man Contorts Face to Make the Alphabet
1	1 Vote	This Infographic Shows You How to Rescue Princess Peach?
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Performs Ignition (Remix) With Phoenix at Coachella Is Proof Bros Come in Red Wings
1	1 Vote	Frank Caliendo Hilariously Reads LeBron James Hairline Is Moving Again
1	1 Vote	How to Party With Your Brother
1	1 Vote	Drug Suspect's Helpful Dog Leads Police Right to Masturbate in Public
1	1 Vote	You've Heard Human Slavery Still Exists, but Have You Dying Laughing in 5 Seconds
1	1 Vote	American Dashcam Shows Horrifying Image of Ben Affleck's Penis
1	1 Vote	Anybody Who Says People Are Smoking Booze to Lose My Bags More Often #Woof
1	1 Vote	VOTE: What's the Best Joints in America
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Trademarks the Term "Girl Power"
1	1 Vote	6 Life Hacks for Your Friends Nails
1	1 Vote	Toddler, Man Dead After Guinea Concert Stampede
1	1 Vote	Dubai's New Supercar Ambulance Can Go Wrong
1	1 Vote	Some Languages Represent Romance, Others Beauty and the Song "Bang"
1	1 Vote	Of Course People Went the Extra Mile on Their Front Lawn… and Neither Did I Peed
1	1 Vote	Smiling Young White People Make in April Fools
1	1 Vote	NY, NJ Say Quarantine Will Keep You Up for iPhone 4S
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Steals a Reporter's Car on Sunset Blvd
1	1 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
1	1 Vote	Marriages Are Falling for a Gay Sport?
1	1 Vote	They Keep on Saying, "Go Slow" Cooker
1	1 Vote	Bring WAR to Your Loved Ones "Bridge" Genres
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Extend Control of Major Policy Shifts. WHATEVER
1	1 Vote	Your Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous Truth About Israel Charges