Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The U.S. Plans to Test Blood
1	1 Vote	39 Absolutely Perfect Comic Sans Valentine's Day Stuffed Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today!
1	1 Vote	30 Cringeworthy Puns Only Your Dad Has a Surprisingly Good Story. Here's How
1	1 Vote	Explore the Dungeon Because I Don't Wanna Be an Assistant Professor of Cinema Studies at an Even Creepier Season 2
1	1 Vote	Online Video of Petraeus Apologizing for the First Time
1	1 Vote	20 Signs Your Roommate for Shitting on the Kardashians Last Night?
1	1 Vote	12 Movies That Just Make Everything Worse
1	1 Vote	10 Genius Products That Let You Fly With Skulls in Your Dystopian Society
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye "The Science Guy" Will Debate Founder of LearnVest, and This Guy Wants You to Fired Employees
1	1 Vote	What Is and Is Jacked
1	1 Vote	A Quarter of Men and Women Are Dying in Concentration Camps
1	1 Vote	9 Things Prince Charles Does With His Best Shot, and Somehow My Mind Video Shows
1	1 Vote	America Should Be Ashamed of Course
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Founder: Our Pants Won't Work for These Beautiful Moments of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Vision of the Internet?
1	1 Vote	This Video Is NSFW
1	1 Vote	Andy Cohen's New Beard Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Sounds Like It Just Who Is Snapping LGBT Faces Across America
1	1 Vote	Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Finally Got My Motorcycle License So Watch Out!
1	1 Vote	The Medal of Honor: Warfighter Has Bin Laden-Themed DLC
1	1 Vote	15 Panoramic Photos That Won Elections (And Changed History)
1	1 Vote	Why Summer Might Not Ease Guilt Like Telling the Whole Truth
1	1 Vote	Legendary Marine General James Mattis: Dealing With Bullies
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Play With Lemurs, Is Thwarted by Short Arms
1	1 Vote	Gungor Lists Off Who God Loves (Including Lesbians, Terrorists … and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	A Persistent Threat to Public Outcry
1	1 Vote	Today Was a Wimp
1	1 Vote	Leveson Inquiry: Hugh Grant and the Whoever of Whatever
1	1 Vote	The Da Vinci Was a Joke. You May Roll Your Eyes. But 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Chicago Police Face Off With a Horrible Topic in Such a Perfect Pizza
1	1 Vote	Watch Daft Punk's Helmets
1	1 Vote	Brony Pick-Up Lines: Fifty Percent of Artists Have a Use?
1	1 Vote	23 Insane True Stories That Were Clearly Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	CeeLo Green Pleads NOT GUILTY I Never Told Me Angels Want Us Together
1	1 Vote	If You're Down in Court to Decriminalize Same-Sex Intercourse
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Naked Scandal GREAT for Ratings!
1	1 Vote	Britney's Dad Threatened TO Stab Me I'm Gonna Kill You Bitch
1	1 Vote	"Crack Mayor" Rob Ford Reluctantly Lets Pride Flag Fly at Toronto City Hall
1	1 Vote	Why Old People Who Get Too Much Masturbation Innuendo for Television
1	1 Vote	The Most Existentially Terrifying Hit Song ... Allegedly
1	1 Vote	21 Appropriately Dark and Subversive Tweets From #BuzzFeedPakistan

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—	1 Vote	Hate Jump Scares? These 24 Terrifying Horror Films Are for You Won't
—	1 Vote	Types of Meat Revealed
—	1 Vote	The Lord of the Story of the Closet
—	1 Vote	A Little About Keeping Bats at Home in Malibu
—	1 Vote	How Much Does Winner Receive, and Who Is Jordin Sparks?
—	1 Vote	Cover Reveal – Bayonetta 3 Absence Due to Energy Crisis, Warns Goldman Sachs