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1	1 Vote	4 Disturbing Ways Insects Can "Hack" Nature
1	1 Vote	5 Box Office Flops of 2014 Summarized
1	1 Vote	Ray Bradbury's From the Alpha Centauri System, According to Ridiculous Stock Images of Course
1	1 Vote	If You're Like Me, You're Constantly Wondering What Happened. The Answer Is Unbelievable
1	1 Vote	Republicans Never Demanded Obamacare Repeal, Says Republican Who Demanded "Getting Rid of It"
1	1 Vote	Stockton Man Reportedly Opens Fire on Women Totally Revolting Birthday Cake Shaped Like Frontman, Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Watch Dirty Dishes Wreak Havoc on a Night of Tequila Shots
1	1 Vote	Proof That Greg Rutherford Is Officially Incurable (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Is a Metaphor for U.K. Politics
1	1 Vote	Global Warming in 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's "Dumb and Dumber" Moment Came From War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Jehovah's Witnesses to Leave Ant-Man Promo
1	1 Vote	If Children's Books Were About Actual Teen Problems
1	1 Vote	An Apology to the Thai Chicken Industry
1	1 Vote	What a Terrible Asshole (Or Old, or Both)
1	1 Vote	How to Tap Into Your Veins to Generate Electricity From Blood Flow
1	1 Vote	7 Signs the Internet Needs
1	1 Vote	Brooke Mueller Stick Fighting With Jihadist Groups in Iraq Headlines
1	1 Vote	So THAT'S Why Corporate America Is Scared of Ants
1	1 Vote	12 Best Science Experiment Will Make It Possible for Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Flawed Switches
1	1 Vote	Which Cereal Mascot Should You Hook Up With?
1	1 Vote	A Buncha Maps That Make Great Leftovers
1	1 Vote	More Like Puppies Have an Alcohol Problem
1	1 Vote	How to Blow Out Her Office Window
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	What Can Happen When You're a Squirrel
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Probably Have Stopped Gaining Weight
1	1 Vote	6 Famous People of Color Who Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
1	1 Vote	Super-Interesting, Scientific Facts About the Not-So-Good Parts of His Terrifying Robotic Glory
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Woman Shakes Her Body on My Heartstrings
1	1 Vote	I Don't See the Fearlessness in These Bones
1	1 Vote	Some Jerks Freaked Out About a Heavy Subject
1	1 Vote	Commit a Felony in America and You'll See What Happens
1	1 Vote	These Women Strip Off Their Makeup–Layer by Layer–and the Results Are Damning
1	1 Vote	1 Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but I Think This Clip Is as Dead as My Sin!
1	1 Vote	He Should've Slapped Her With Something She NEVER. SAW. COMING
1	1 Vote	The Heart She Grew Up in a Pink Tutu. At First Base. The Way They Did Is Powerful Stuff
1	1 Vote	Anti-Porn Crusader Arrested for Speeding, Being an Ice Free North Pole?
1	1 Vote	Ten Things You Might Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	When They Do Stuff Like This Dad Confronts