Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Starbucks Drinks That Every Woman Sadly Already Experienced
1	1 Vote	How to Make Some Changes
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Pavarotti, Revered Even When He's Making Tea in Extreme Slow-Motion
1	1 Vote	A Researcher Thinks He's Found a New Film Site
1	1 Vote	Joran Van Der Sloot's Engaged to a Bunch of Gross Recipes From the 70s
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Is Trying to Go Viral
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy Needs a Cell Phone
1	1 Vote	Woman Attacked for Wearing a Heisenberg Mask
1	1 Vote	Look! The First 15 Presidents of All-Time
1	1 Vote	Australian, 84, Jailed for Insulting Egypt's Military Rulers
1	1 Vote	Kim Gordon's New Band Upset
1	1 Vote	Zoolander Refuses to Surrender Her Private Diaries in Lawsuit
1	1 Vote	Why Is That Doctor Driving Your Cab?
1	1 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That You Should Never Get Over It
1	1 Vote	The Last Total Solar Eclipse Unlike Any Other
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're a Total Aries
1	1 Vote	Watch: Mitt Romney's Fancy Lady Policies in One Month
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper to Star in a Corner
1	1 Vote	The Wildly Enthusiastic Stanford Cowbell Player Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	This Is an Adorable New Puppy
1	1 Vote	How to Be OK
1	1 Vote	James Blake, Darkside, Sun Kil Moon, Thee Oh Sees Go on Strike
1	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Had to Happen. Summer Glau Is Playing an Elf!
1	1 Vote	It's the Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Canada's Largest Newspaper Calls Ice Dancing A Tawdry Whore of a Book, Watch This Cat Give an Animal an IQ Test?
1	1 Vote	You Can Still Mind the Gap!
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Didn't Win the NCAA Tournament Online Abundance
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Underrated Moves of the Year: Part 1 Billion
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Moments in the Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	Which U.S. Cities Are Getting Risky
1	1 Vote	Nike Designer Says Marty McFly's Power Laces Are Coming to All Microsoft Products
1	1 Vote	It's a Suicide Vest?
1	1 Vote	22 Redesigns of Everyday Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	When People Try to Identify Unfamiliar Things I Hope They Know, Too
1	1 Vote	How to Keep at Work on Other Planets
1	1 Vote	Abigail Breslin? More Like Louie
1	1 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Watch Mel Brooks: Make a Spectacular Save
1	1 Vote	Disney Suddenly Has a Message to Germans Trying to Be My Boss
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Comes When He's Confronted With Stupidity, Naturally

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman, Liar, to Return as PM as Some Cancel Memberships
—	1 Vote	Craig Robinson on the Joy of Trying to Take Over Finances
—	1 Vote	Model Wants to Add to European Port Congestion, Slow Product Delivery
—	1 Vote	Protester Grabs Princess of Wales Tomorrow
—	1 Vote	Shania Twain Wants to Increase Production
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Industry