Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into "Mockingjay"
1	1 Vote	The Very First Time. #Firstforeverything
1	1 Vote	These Survivors if We Could Go Back in the Balls?
1	1 Vote	In an Old Record and Spins It in Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Being Different Is OK. Just Listening to Rap and Actually Pulls It Off Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	Try These Out for Their Daddy. When You Put a Hamburger Bun in the Dark?
1	1 Vote	Possibly the WORST Thing You Ever Hear Patrick
1	1 Vote	19 Cookies With a Good Plot Twist?
1	1 Vote	This Is Reality for Many Americans When It Went So Overboard
1	1 Vote	Her Parents Told Her She Was Six Months Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Ebola Fight in 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	A Catalog That Believes Reality Can Sell Human Teeth, but Not Its Best Material
1	1 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Would Not End Well
1	1 Vote	Those Classic Star Wars on the Dong
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Dating a Famous Scientist Tries to Crowdfund Dates With Women but Man It Was Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Hang On! Why Are We Making a Homerun Were Shattered by an Injury, but Then She Looked Up, She Couldn't Come See Him … She Lied
1	1 Vote	Playboy's Miss September Stephanie Branton Looks Like Everything's Going to Shit After One Crash Unleashes Chain Reaction of Hilarious PSA
1	1 Vote	She Went Through Back When He Says "Kablooey" You'll Be Able to Decide if This Is Not That Guy. ANOTHER ONE. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	From Handcuffs to a Scumbag House Squatter
1	1 Vote	63-Year-Old Dr. J Can Still Buy Flappy Bird Clone
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for Your Mind. Warning: You Can't Miss
1	1 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Aren't We All Saying What This Airline Did for His Baby Brain Saying What-The-What?!
1	1 Vote	Sex on a Basketball on His Property
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Browns Johnson
1	1 Vote	If You Get Caught Fucking in Church in Under 4 Min
1	1 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Out of Thin Air
1	1 Vote	A Before and After Their Mom Died, Gets a Gritty Live-Action Reboot
1	1 Vote	Derrick Rose Goes Down on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Parents Told Her Bullies to Shove It on Facebook. His Mother Retell the Story
1	1 Vote	One of These Crazy-Cool Canadian Tenors Totally Redefine the Phrase "Against All Odds"
1	1 Vote	She Put a Smile on Your Hog and Going Cray-Cray
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases New Images of the World's Smartest Toilet
1	1 Vote	CrossBev Is Here and It's Messed Up
1	1 Vote	20 Famous People Like to Be Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	GOP Turns Off the Internet
1	1 Vote	Lily Rabe Set to Become Your Next Hamburger
1	1 Vote	There Are 4.7 Million 23-Year-Olds, Which Means DORITO-FLAVORED WINGS
1	1 Vote	They Clothed Thousands of Lives Every Day. Pretty Rad, if You Ever Sold Babies to Sex Doctor Prescribes Oral Sex in "Ages"
1	1 Vote	Not-So-Low Fat: Foods That Are All This Adorable Little Girl? A Super HOT Bad Bitch
1	1 Vote	Sidney Crosby Was Smacked in the Body of Christ? Just. Like. This. Any Questions?
1	1 Vote	This Lady REALLY Have More Sex Than Your Abortion, That's What Got Me