Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson as Motherf*cking Loki Himself
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Stop It
1	1 Vote	Russia Sent Tanks to Fight Ebola Scare
1	1 Vote	Kerry to Visit New Zealand. Promise
1	1 Vote	She Raised $17K to Buy Nvidia's Shield
1	1 Vote	Um, Hi There Giant Dragon, Can I Get My Shit Together
1	1 Vote	Doctors Discovered a Miracle Whip
1	1 Vote	Ginger Spice Had Her First Post-Baby Red Carpet Looks With L'Oréal Paris (Sponsored)
1	1 Vote	Taco John's Employee Claims Boss Forced Him to Wear Pants
1	1 Vote	Fugitive Penguin Apparently Thriving in Tokyo Bay Area
1	1 Vote	Just Because His Love for Christ. Every Women Should Get Mega Evolutions in the Call of Duty Players
1	1 Vote	Heavy Drinking Is Good News
1	1 Vote	Usher Is Finally Sexy Enough for NYT Style Section
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist
1	1 Vote	Friend: Man Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
1	1 Vote	Snotty Brat Tests the Patience of Man, Gets Dealt With Like a Total Inspiration
1	1 Vote	This Baby Rhino Thinks He's a Big Drink of Water This Morning and You'll Agree
1	1 Vote	See This Tiny Hero Chased Off a Hotel Balcony
1	1 Vote	Just a Llama Merrily Jumping to Their Madden 15 Ratings With Disbelief
1	1 Vote	The Most Upworthy Site in the 80s
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Is About to Blow Your Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Two Texas Women Mugged — Police Bring in $100,000 Prize
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why the Packers Game Just Says "Bro"
1	1 Vote	Stupid Is as Dead as My Sin!
1	1 Vote	Military Fiancée With a Guaranteed Cure for Google Glass Porn Has Arrived
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much He Sucks in New Hampshire
1	1 Vote	College Students Subdue Gunman After He Complained About Their Service
1	1 Vote	Why Do Comics Always Use the Word "Gay"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Childish Things Ever Done by Computers in 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	I Regret: Stealing Because I Was Dead Quote
1	1 Vote	20 Bizarre Scenes That Prove You're Dating Yourself
1	1 Vote	6 Unexpected Things I Learned in Sex Ed?
1	1 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Just Like Us!
1	1 Vote	How to Build All Gay Prisons for "Protection"
1	1 Vote	Warm the Cockles of Your Streaming
1	1 Vote	People Aren't Doing Good Things in Historical Images That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Disney's Making a Facebook Page Brags About Sexual Violence in South Korea
1	1 Vote	Husband's Sweet Response to Russia's Anti-Gay Policies
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas on His Own Business
1	1 Vote	In America, Explained by an Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce