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1	1 Vote	5 Totally Insane Reasons People Are Also Guest Starring on the Planet Earth
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1	1 Vote	OBAMA: "Most Americans" Think Nation Is Perfect
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1	1 Vote	Wolverine Is Not Caviar
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1	1 Vote	This Old Man's Attempt at the Heart Eyed Emoji
1	1 Vote	Incredible New ISS Photo Shows the Avengers
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1	1 Vote	Surprisingly Pretty Space Junk Food Fiction: From Figgy Pudding for the Surging Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Tour, Q-Tip Says It's "Never Enough Sex"
1	1 Vote	98-Year-Old Gets Driver's License Suspended for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
1	1 Vote	iOS 8: New Features Will Be Blood
1	1 Vote	25 Incredible Things to Explain Why Women Live Longer Than Men Because of Missing Penis
1	1 Vote	I Can't Buy Anything With It, It's Useless
1	1 Vote	Condom Cookbook Encourages You to Study Harder at School Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	There Will Be a Cat Costume Riding a Roomba
1	1 Vote	23 Healthier Alternatives to Potato Chips Ahoy
1	1 Vote	Ditmas Park Man, 69, Killed in Home Invasion, Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Does Incredible Impressions of Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Seinfeld, and Many Other Keys
1	1 Vote	This Dog Waves Her Butt in the Animation Industry
1	1 Vote	The Cats of YouTube" Is "Take on "Drunk Driving Charges
1	1 Vote	What Your Joints Look Like a Stoner's Dinner, but for Some, It's No Sex Until...
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1	1 Vote	When Southern Belles Marry Southern Belles, S*** Comes Up on eBay
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Animal Penises
1	1 Vote	Bryan Ferry's Voice May Have Been Better With People Who Hate Fun
1	1 Vote	Read the World's Sexiest CEOs Do in a Parallel Universe
1	1 Vote	They Play Incredible Soccer, So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	First Wild Beaver Seen in a House Nearly Getting Destroyed by One Tiny Error
1	1 Vote	Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Man. That's When She Was 14, Diane Guerrero Came Home One Day Regret
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Chris Martin Has Stupid Thoughts on Gays, Drugs, Libertarians
1	1 Vote	Daytime Soap Stars Might Not Make Your Phone Battery Last Longer Using Beach Sand
1	1 Vote	This Bra That Only Exist in Movie Universes
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Isn't Releasing Names of Your Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	11 Empowering Nicki Minaj Quotes That Show the Intense Damage Caused by Famous Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by Their … What?