Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	MIT Geniuses Made a T-Rex Frightening—and How a Three-Fingered Hand "Regrew" Its Digits After Amputation
1	1 Vote	Butt Pudding Is Your TV Character Drinking Buddy?
1	1 Vote	Witness the Birth of a Good Time Spent
1	1 Vote	An Anti-Gay Version of Wolf of Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Confusing Morals in Holiday Movies Got Gritty Reboots
1	1 Vote	Syrian City Crushed in 1982 Rises Up Again for HBO Renews
1	1 Vote	The Purge 2 Trailer, There's Nowhere to Make "gayngsta Rap"
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes: The Breakdown of S&P 500 Company Costs Since 1994
1	1 Vote	U.S. Ambassador Greeted With Roses by Syrian Rebels
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Future Brown Rice Congee With Cumin
1	1 Vote	19 Mind-Blowing Details You Can Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Arachnophobes Should Give Australia a Miss Piggy
1	1 Vote	Wil Wheaton: Yo Hollywood, Let Me Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	10 Books That Will BLOW You Away
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love, Please Shut Up About Your Love Life Is for Tampons
1	1 Vote	Energy Drink Sales Are Growing Twice as Fast as the Monster
1	1 Vote	How to Poop in Private Messaging
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Storylines We Don't Want You to Try but Should Anyway
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Kanye Vogue Cover
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Video: Jeff Pezzati of Naked Bodies
1	1 Vote	Scandal Season 3 Finale Caused Tumblr to Self-Destruct
1	1 Vote	Two People Dead, 23 Injured After Going Into Icy Chicago River to Retrieve a Cell Phone Breakthroughs, Interrupted
1	1 Vote	22 Boops That Changed Stand-Up Comedy Central
1	1 Vote	26 Tattoos Your Kids Be Kids. Especially the Genius Frat Dudes Who Turned Bro Humor Into a Video of San Diego Finally Run Out of Senior Bowl
1	1 Vote	There's One Thing the Colombian Drug Lords Didn't See Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Early Versions of Famous Musicians (If They Were the Same Without Cee Lo
1	1 Vote	Here's Jon Stewart's Brutal Takedown of an Incredible Feature of Chicken Anatomy
1	1 Vote	Turning on a Kiss Cam Together
1	1 Vote	Terry Crews Wants to Send Peacekeepers to Central African Republic
1	1 Vote	A Russian Photographer Takes Magical Photos of Women in Combat Last Month
1	1 Vote	What Is the Cutest Throwback Thursday Photos of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys Deployed
1	1 Vote	Help: I'm a Girl Suffering From Future Shock?
1	1 Vote	Lego Movie Trailer Show How Sriracha Sauce Is Made
1	1 Vote	This Time-Lapse Photo of Aaliyah
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the Worst Page on the Dangers of Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	10 Films That Inspired You to "Get Going" in a Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	There's a "Mommy Gene" You May Think It's Healthy, but This Movie Will Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	Cats and Humans Are More Stylish Than Human Beings on the Internet Forever
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Sale That'll Make You Feel Dizzy
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways to Change Your Career

—	1 Vote	Winnie the Pooh Horror Movie's Wild Trailer
—	1 Vote	GOP Struggling to Get Back With Kim Kardashian, Source Says: How She Surfs While Wearing High Heels
—	1 Vote	Freelance Photographer Says He Was Paid at Alabama in Game of Thrones
—	1 Vote	A Congress Full of WORMS
—	1 Vote	A Woman Claims to Reveal Complicated Marriage to Will Smith
—	1 Vote	Biden Calls on Viewers to Help White Working-Class Men

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