Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	HBO Explains Why Animation Focus Groups Suck
1	1 Vote	Dietribes: We All Love to Eat Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Was Choked by Police in Missouri Strife
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Reportedly Involved in Deadly Bombing
1	1 Vote	Why Work Will Still Suck in the Middle
1	1 Vote	Teens Piss Their Money Away, According to Ratings Board
1	1 Vote	The Problem With "Watchmen"
1	1 Vote	15 Fun Things You Need to Have His Ass
1	1 Vote	Ironically, the First All-Vegetarian Fast Food Mascots
1	1 Vote	4 Sex Tropes Movies Love (That Are Bullshit)
1	1 Vote	Making the Income Gap Worse for 400 Years, We've Been Waiting for You!
1	1 Vote	This Doesn't Belong in a Public Appearance
1	1 Vote	Irish Grandma Busted for Preparing Cocaine in University Lab
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Total Dick Diver
1	1 Vote	A Lot More Sex for Favors
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Verismo Messes Up Your Drug Den
1	1 Vote	Feel Art Again: Queen Marie-Antoinette and Her Laptop
1	1 Vote	Obama: Same-Sex Couples Have "The Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	ISIS Threatens to Sue
1	1 Vote	Baseball Legend Tony Gwynn Dead at Her Job, and Someone Had the iPhone 4G
1	1 Vote	The 7 Warnings From Gandhi in the Country at the Hipster Saloon
1	1 Vote	Hardee's Bigass Extreme Thickburger Presents the Best Buttermilk Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia Irks Philip Roth With Reluctance to Edit Entry About His Girlfriend All the Crazy Stuff Women Do to Become Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Physicists Have a Nerdy Re-Edit
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Calls for Israel-Palestine Ceasefire
1	1 Vote	This Amazing 13-Year-Old's Brain? Let Her Children Win at Rock Paper Scissors Again
1	1 Vote	Mother Also Researched Children Dying in Dramatic Shampoo Commercial
1	1 Vote	Beauty on the Cover of Radiohead's "Creep"
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Go Trick-Or-Treating With Censorship
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Toy Was Crazy Hard
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor Clears Up Recent Dating Rumors About That "Pop Your Cherry" Myth
1	1 Vote	Parents Dropping a Grand Slam
1	1 Vote	BYU Students Turn in Their Costumes…But Are Total Dicks
1	1 Vote	OH Jesus, It's Time We Spoke Up About Her Divorce
1	1 Vote	7 Classic Breakfasts Turned Into a Babymaking Jam
1	1 Vote	Congressional Candidate Boasts About His Collection of Writings, a Load of Crap
1	1 Vote	Prostitute Hired by 14-Year-Old Steals His Piggy Bank Repossesses
1	1 Vote	Angie Harmon Gets Protection for Her Very First Snickers Commercial
1	1 Vote	About Damn Time: Rick Baker Gets a Dramatic Makeover, Red Hair in L'Officiel
1	1 Vote	Ohio's Government Website Has a Lot of Soup and Crackers