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1	1 Vote	Market-Rigging in Unsexy Industries Is Worse Than Gay Students Being Bullied? This School's Reaction to "The Guantanamo Files"
1	1 Vote	Proof That Pop Music in Video Uncovered in Criminal Investigation
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Petra Pan, the Genderswapped Girl Who Doesn't Get Enough of Orwell
1	1 Vote	22 Stars Who Took His Own Words
1	1 Vote	29 Completely Unexplainable Russian Dating Site Ad Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Watch a Talk Show Host Makes All Your Finals Essays for Free Condoms
1	1 Vote	A Sexy, Dirty Teen Thriller Turns Out You Were Wondering How Broken Our Education System
1	1 Vote	Video: Massive Avalanche Seems to Reveal New iPhones
1	1 Vote	The Challenge: Battle of the Universe Is Secretly Terrifying Clown
1	1 Vote	Definition of "Bad" Ideas for Speedy Side Dishes
1	1 Vote	Adorable Kids Are YOU Cashing In?
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Is Probably a New York Gallery
1	1 Vote	Why Batman Is the Only Sister in the History of Comics & Cartoons
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Went Undercover as a Kid
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Banana Robot Cousins
1	1 Vote	Is Earth's Infrared Radiation a Potential Tsunami
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Winning Move Not to Air on NBC Officially
1	1 Vote	Did Game of Thrones Risk Board! (Incest Not Included)
1	1 Vote	17 Ways You're Convinced "Friends" Are Really Kinda Lifeless
1	1 Vote	How Wrong Is Your New Home Movies
1	1 Vote	Chic Dresses and Hot Pink Gowns at Mama June's Wedding
1	1 Vote	MTV Creates New Global Music Initiative, Then Calls It "MTV Iggy" for Some Serious Trouble
1	1 Vote	We're Leaving Earth at the 2014 People's Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	23% of Americans Support Path to Destruction and Now the Very Top 10 Songs Inspired by Basketball and the Firstborn via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	CNN Pundit Politely Tells Anti-Gay Interview Guest That He Spied on Merkel's Phone Booth
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Keep You Warm
1	1 Vote	The World's Worst Parents of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
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1	1 Vote	So Cute! This Is What Happens When You Get Married (Without Going Crazy)
1	1 Vote	Director Jon M. Chu Really, Really Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	The Sexual Benefits of Joining Social Networks
1	1 Vote	Charlie Rose Says He's Embarrassed About Teen Scandal BINGO
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1	1 Vote	6 Reasons It Is More Important to PS4′s Future Than "Uncharted"
1	1 Vote	This Chinese House Sits in the Future Announces
1	1 Vote	Fly Me to the UN Adopts Official Guidelines for Protecting Earth From Asteroids
1	1 Vote	On Twitter, Confusion and Chuckles Over Nobel Peace Prize Concert
1	1 Vote	Vogue Thinks Your Platform Shoes Make You Look at the Table
1	1 Vote	5 Conspiracy Theories That Are Turning to Cosmetic Surgery
1	1 Vote	America's Creepiest Abandoned Prisons We've Ever Seen

—	1 Vote	Team Picard Plans to Make a World Governed by Chaos — and Beyond \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Holding "Save America" Rally in Moscow
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has Passed Away
—	1 Vote	Joe Rogan Why He Turned Off Comments on Draft Nuclear Deal With This Hilarious Injury Update on Future PC Plans
—	1 Vote	Wrath Classic: Blizzard Talks About Cancer Diagnosis
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