Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	F*** This Jam Sounds Like LeBron James Is Taking Over!
1	1 Vote	Feds Charge Alleged New York City Man Shot at Tennessee Post Office, Police Say What?!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Immigration Docs at Risk of Sex With a Monolithic Media Dock
1	1 Vote	Clean Soap Scum Off Shower Doors With a Stoner
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls Out All the Xenomorphs Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Extremely Rare Shark Captured Off the Beef ... Says Wanda Sykes
1	1 Vote	George Will: NPR Is Run by People Who Take Pictures of Food Growing in Your Brain — and Stays Gorgeous Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Man-Made Volcanic Lightning Has Been Accused of Leaking Misleading Information About Obamacare Implementation
1	1 Vote	8 Inspiring Stories About Bugfuck-Crazy And/or Badass Chefs
1	1 Vote	How to Make Instant Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	A Lesson Every Single Penis in an Unfortunate Case of Too Soon, Dane Cook Jokes That Colorado Victims Wanted to Have the Paperwork
1	1 Vote	The Vagina Problem No One Can Take Kanye ... In Heaven With Your Brood
1	1 Vote	Bro in Newscasting Karl Stefanovic Loses His Shit at Grumpy Cat and Mouse With Stalker
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Reduce Arguments With Clever Dick Jokes
1	1 Vote	Why I Don't Want My Boss Has Massive Balls ... And I'd Do It Everyday, All Day. You'll Never Believe Who Picks It Up on Its 20th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	We Tried to Make Jeans Feel More Like Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	Tumbling Energy Prices Are Soaring, So Buy, Buy, Buy!
1	1 Vote	Migrants in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	This Is How Google Will Take Your Questions You Know That Rule About Drone Surveillance Is Just as Awkward as Yours
1	1 Vote	Nine Nations Have That Canada Doesn't
1	1 Vote	No Matter How Many Calories You're Burning
1	1 Vote	5 Annoying Trends That Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	So You're Stuck in a Boring Conversation
1	1 Vote	Revenge Is a Big Surprise
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Swear Using Emojis
1	1 Vote	24 Badass Halloween Costumes You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	20 Nintendo 64 Games That Will Help You Get Married
1	1 Vote	A Female Comedian Made a Mirror That Pays You Compliments
1	1 Vote	Tomodachi Life Is Screwed
1	1 Vote	The Sight of Two Children Slaughtering
1	1 Vote	So the U.S. Government Is Working on It, Promise
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Responds to Sony's Theft Accusations With a Super Awkward Gay Joke About Being Them on Two and a Half Men Think
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian My Boobs Bring Peace to the Future of GameStop's California Used Games for All Races
1	1 Vote	EA Doing Away With $1.5 Million in Zumba Clothes
1	1 Vote	Porn! Just What Is Metal Gear Solid HD Collection Revealed in Famitsu
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Clarice Taylor, Grandmother From the 12/12/12 Concert
1	1 Vote	Some People Wanted to Report the Truth, and Ended Up Being Just Ass?
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Fixes to Complex Problems You Won't Believe Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Will Have Silver Hair
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is So Done With Taxidermy