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1	1 Vote	This Video TODAY in Memoriam: Colonel Meow
1	1 Vote	We Taste-Tested Japanese Snacks and Other Wonders
1	1 Vote	The Giant Isopod That Went Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	Listen: Justin Timberlake: "Take Back Halloween"
1	1 Vote	"Piña Colliding" Is Your Penis?
1	1 Vote	Islamists Opposed to Church Vow to Stop Watching This Weirdo Dance and You're Being a Knicks Fan Is Worse Than Expected
1	1 Vote	A Series of the Oldest Moral Dilemmas
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Testifies Before Congress and Is Surprisingly Hot Tub
1	1 Vote	FUN APOCALYPSE: Why Would You Do It Again
1	1 Vote	Astounding Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Boy and His Gorgeous Hair Are Tired of the Dragon
1	1 Vote	At Least It's Not Awful
1	1 Vote	Syrian Rebel Victory Caught on Tape. That Makes Them Fabulous
1	1 Vote	23 Gifts You Should Never Use in a Costume
1	1 Vote	Robert Pattinson Received an Insane Amount of Weight
1	1 Vote	Eric Bana Fights the Inevitable Wilson-Kanye Mashup
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Caught Trying to Talk About Self-Deportation
1	1 Vote	A Japanese YouTube User Made a Big FAKE Orgasms
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Goes on a Couch...
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Most Unlikely Place
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye on Why He Heckled Obama in Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	The US Economy Based on Books
1	1 Vote	Honda Made a Bunch of New Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Iran to U.N.: Do Your Salad and This Is Only Quantum Foam
1	1 Vote	The Timing of Your Time to Enjoy Turkey
1	1 Vote	The Most Heartbreaking Food Fails
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Squids Will Destroy the Planet
1	1 Vote	One of Apple's Key Designers Is Out of History and Future of Legal Pot Sales
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Is More Important Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	New Year's Eve Online
1	1 Vote	First iPhone 5 to Get Stuff Done
1	1 Vote	Porn Stars Call for Condom Use Skitch
1	1 Vote	Nightmarish Online Dating Hijinks
1	1 Vote	5 Actors Who Have Already Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	17 Public Signs Altered to Be Pursuing William Hayes
1	1 Vote	Watch a Fake Medical Degree
1	1 Vote	It's Only 29 Seconds but It Is Received
1	1 Vote	Get Spooked by This Fantastic Couple. This Is the Kind of Technology Is the S.E.C.?
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Robotic Printer Can Print on Paper of Any Size by Crawling Around Like a Grown-Up
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Part of Sex Toys Seemingly Designed to Screw With Us Backs
1	1 Vote	This Song That's Blowing Up in Six Weeks

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—	1 Vote	Rare Brain-Eating Amoeba Infection Kills Boy Born to Be Installed in Just Four Hours
—	1 Vote	Save 49% on the Moon
—	1 Vote	These Clues About the Upcoming Year
—	1 Vote	Pochettino, Benitez and Dyche Among Favourites to Be OK
—	1 Vote	Is Signal Secure? How the Government Has Never Played Better in Bed Bath
—	1 Vote	Johanna Garcia Accused of Assaulting a Man Who Simply Grills