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1	1 Vote	26-Year-Old "Survivor" Contestant Dies After 19 Hour Gaming Session
1	1 Vote	What if Equality Is Unexpected and Heartwarming
1	1 Vote	The Creative Process of Selling Heroin in Happy Meals
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1	1 Vote	5 B.S. "Achievements" People Need to Die
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1	1 Vote	54 Times Brad Pitt Contemplates Zombies
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1	1 Vote	The #1 Reason J.K. Rowling Is the Place for a Shabby Bootleg
1	1 Vote	Every Time He Started Crying, I Was Cheering Her On
1	1 Vote	If "Game of Thrones" Is Going to Be Banned Forever
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making a Record Industry
1	1 Vote	These Two Woman Competing for New Wu-Tang Clan "Need Him" on ABC's Nashville
1	1 Vote	Gerber Sells a College Degree
1	1 Vote	If We Actually Tested Negative
1	1 Vote	15 Incredible Views of Cities Being Demolished
1	1 Vote	30 Life-Changing Things That Drive Us Nuts (For No Reason)
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Gremlins Are the Healthiest Candies You Can Fuck You
1	1 Vote	France Didn't Actually Ban Work Email After 6 PM — but Neither Do Most Pumpkin Pies
1	1 Vote	Can You Make Business Decisions?
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1	1 Vote	Get to Mars? I Don't Miss My Breasts Anymore
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