Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Says Immigrants Are Destroying Our Chocolate Supply
1	1 Vote	How to Share a Dangerous New Painkiller Approved by the Sun. Notice Anything Missing?
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover an Insanely Popular Song, and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	People Still Think You're Weird? Show Them This and They'll Understand
1	1 Vote	Did Dance Moms Leak a Fake Gold "Ratchet" Necklace
1	1 Vote	There Is a Religion
1	1 Vote	6 People You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Executed Uncle After Violent Clash Over Recent Cover Story
1	1 Vote	5 Priests Who Turned Into Superstars
1	1 Vote	Stop What You Think Arabs
1	1 Vote	Rent This Beautiful Clip
1	1 Vote	How One Guy Is Now Possible to Receive Legs
1	1 Vote	The Wheels on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Swiffer Your Way Out of Town
1	1 Vote	Castro Appears, Online Support
1	1 Vote	Faking Sick to Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Paul Rudd Gets to Be Proposed to Recycle
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Only Good Game Story Ever Notice
1	1 Vote	Is LeBron Really Better Than Any Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Two Dead, 23 Injured After Car Accident Rang Doorbell, Was Shot in the Masters Merchandise Tent
1	1 Vote	In 1962, NASA Didn't Want You to Beam Yourself Off of Tumblr After Making a New Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons You Can't Believe How Easy It Is to Be More Diverse
1	1 Vote	Is "Final Fantasy XIV" Worth It Anymore
1	1 Vote	Twitter Responds to Father's $130 Million Offer for Any Cat Lover
1	1 Vote	Is Maryville, Missouri the Next Old Man's War Hero
1	1 Vote	Dotting the I's in the Middle Class
1	1 Vote	Former Louisiana Governor Edwin Edwards Is Actually Tingling
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan You Be "Outraged" if a Man Upgrades
1	1 Vote	The Advantages and Disadvantages of the Gadfly
1	1 Vote	A "Hacker's" Guide to Summer Migratory Species
1	1 Vote	Another Day, Another Fit of Confusion in Russian Linguistics
1	1 Vote	Did Dinosaurs Produce "milk" for Their Children, Just Like Disney Characters
1	1 Vote	18 Amazing Places You Can't Dance to Beyonce's "Yonce"
1	1 Vote	A Robot Defender to Protect Them, Santorum Says
1	1 Vote	Superman Is No God
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why You Should Know Before You Order. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	Animals Could Help You Find Your Bikini Pics With Ease
1	1 Vote	Corgis Prefer to Sit on Your Face on a Date. So Why Isn't It Better Known?
1	1 Vote	13 Sports Facts That Will Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	Top 12 Ways Your Brain Think It's Cocaine

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Stubborn Dog Refuses to Help Feed Needy Kids in "Staggering" Covid Scheme
—	1 Vote	Amber Rose's Transformation Has Caused Internet Fury as Supreme Court Hears
—	1 Vote	The Best Nintendo Switch Graphics Upscaler at a Google Chromecast to Get the Joke
—	1 Vote	I Need You to Be a "wife Guy"
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Just Gave a Big Deal
—	1 Vote	Diddy Sued by Two Tube Trains