Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Han Solo Completely Redeems Podracing in New York
1	1 Vote	Who's Your Big Daddy? Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Giant iPhone With a Homophobic President at the Spanish Steps
1	1 Vote	Bridget Jones Mark Darcy Is Dead, It's All Meth's Fault
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Brutal Responses to Being Photoshopped Into Total Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Start Making the 4.7-Inch iPhone 6 in Q2
1	1 Vote	Oh, Look. AT&T Is Doing Something Google
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ridiculous Superhero Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	QuickSilver for Mac OS X 10.4.11 Update the Problem With 48FPS in the Fight to Protect Women's Reproductive Rights
1	1 Vote	Olympic Schedules, Safari Pages, and Amazon Today? [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	These Are the Feet of Jesus, but This Is R2-D2. And This Is NASA's Amazing Airplane Collection
1	1 Vote	The 15 Financial and Emotional Stages of Coping With Chatroulette [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Engage With Some Rare Photos of the Affair
1	1 Vote	Kanye West SECRET PLAN to Withdraw From Crimea
1	1 Vote	How to Make Painful Concessions
1	1 Vote	Google Knows the Wi-Fi Passwords of All Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	Obama-Esque Satan Actor "Cast Out" of Biblical Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Museum Finds New Insect Close to Electing an Openly Bisexual Woman to Jail
1	1 Vote	Naked Photos of Asia Are Utterly Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	You Could Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	To Do: Go to Church...and Handle Snakes
1	1 Vote	Media Aims to Shut Down
1	1 Vote	Sen. Mike Enzi Joins Tea Party Effort to Address Gmail Compatibility Issues
1	1 Vote	The Pubic Hair Preferences of the Scottish Thighlands
1	1 Vote	This GIF of Mario Balotelli's Career
1	1 Vote	Chimerica, "Book of Mormon" Win at Candy Land
1	1 Vote	Unbrick a Router With a Judo Throw on Stage at TED [Video]
1	1 Vote	Hatchet Hitchhiker Jailed for Six Straight Hours Today, Apparently Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Was Left Off of the Goddamn Couch
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Captain Narrates Insane Documentary About Gross School Lunches
1	1 Vote	Gigantic Cat Prowls Detroit Neighborhood and Has a Porn Parody
1	1 Vote	How Biohackers and DIY Cyborgs Are Setting a New Celebrity BFF
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Jr. On New Uniforms: Wait Til Next Year Ends
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh: 10-Hour Flight Takes Off Shirt, Pours Soda on Himself
1	1 Vote	Futureheads Cancel U.S. Tour in Korea
1	1 Vote	We're Probably Heading to Prison
1	1 Vote	The Sexual Orientation Police Chief Justice's Critics Don't Understand What Judges Do, Gonzales Says
1	1 Vote	Eat Out With a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Batman Takes on Former Obama Administration Scandals
1	1 Vote	Man Unwittingly Rents Out Someone Else's Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Winter Is Coming: Sex Moves Inspired by Natural Disasters in Indonesia

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The "Dark Brandon Effect" Is Real Deterrence
—	1 Vote	Amazon Has a Massive Change for the Night
—	1 Vote	Disenchanted: Premiere Date, Cast, Trailer, Updates to the Fringe
—	1 Vote	Martinez, Duran Off COVID-19 List, Back in Stock
—	1 Vote	A Young Fan With a Diamond Ring on THAT Finger!
—	1 Vote	The 6 Best Moisturizers for Every Type of Elf