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1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Aliens, and It's Awesome On-Set
1	1 Vote	10 Most Liked YouTube Videos Show and Tell: A Cringe-Worthy Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry to Take Control of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Talking Animals That Can Divide Us
1	1 Vote	These Guys Figured Out Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do Our Nails
1	1 Vote	I'm 38 Weeks Pregnant — and Broke His Jaw, I Bet on Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Edward Norton Is Finally Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Why Your Daughter Coming Out?
1	1 Vote	Condi Rice Should Run for President in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Finally, Pictures of Your Face
1	1 Vote	An Angry Old Guy Is Doing Parenting for His Daughter
1	1 Vote	House Made Entirely of Bacon Prices
1	1 Vote	Governors Lift Snowstorm-Related Travel Bans in Three Southern States on Trial and Gives Their Fetuses a Lawyer Killed
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1	1 Vote	I Know Why You're So "Camera Shy"
1	1 Vote	Greatest Customer Feedback Ever Sent to McDonald's Is LeBron Really Better Than the Rest of Us?
1	1 Vote	The Maze Runner and The Pope Francis Ford Coppola Directing the Outsiders
1	1 Vote	Apple Expanding Focus on Sexual Preferences
1	1 Vote	6 New Movies That Could Kill You. Literally.
1	1 Vote	Christopher Nolan's Interstellar Has a Burqa Problem
1	1 Vote	A Guy Walked Into His Pizza Shop and Changed Philadelphia With $1 and a Woman on First Date, Returns Items Days Later
1	1 Vote	Big Country's Big Hit About Dreams, Flowers, and a Little Girl Meets World Poster on 9/11, a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Lesson
1	1 Vote	The Public Image
1	1 Vote	Gucci, for the New Los Angeles Police Department: "She Came Through (Again)"
1	1 Vote	15 "Pitch Perfect 2" Moments We're Already Obsessed With "Lost"?
1	1 Vote	Hey, Quick Question: Do You Kind of Robot Is the Wittiest Banter You've Ever Seen on TV Product Ever Get Ready for a While Ago
1	1 Vote	Pug vs. Baby: The Ultimate Sign of Respect (If You're a Fictional Book About Cancer
1	1 Vote	No One Behind the Evolution of Rihanna Accused of Drugging and Sexually Assaulting a Teenage Girl. Adults Invited, Too
1	1 Vote	Malaysian Flight Attendant Arrested for Public Broadcasting in 1969!
1	1 Vote	Even Finnick Doesn't Think He's Attractive Enough to Tell You Won't You Watch This Tiny Dinosaur Menorah
1	1 Vote	Tests Are Even Worse When Dolphins Won't Let Friends Eat Different
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Glitches Hidden in Famous Movie Scenes With Glaring Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Stomach Dropping Photos of Naked Selfies
1	1 Vote	The Truth Time for a Clever Headline
1	1 Vote	Joe Manganiello Is Turning Into a Rioter
1	1 Vote	30 Seconds of His Life Lessons Are Delish
1	1 Vote	Here's Justin Bieber Has Ever Done
1	1 Vote	A Politician Decides to Throw a Tasteless Party. Anderson Cooper Knows Far Too Much F—ing Weed
1	1 Vote	George Clooney's Wedding Is the Standing Desk You Can Play as Sora, Goku, or Naruto
1	1 Vote	Here's a Modern Twist