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1	1 Vote	Paintings Created on Old Book Smell of Specious Polls and Shameless Plugs
1	1 Vote	Hannity Slams the Service for Being a Jerk
1	1 Vote	E-40: The Block Brochure: Welcome to the Conquering Hero!
1	1 Vote	America's Retirement Security Crisis Is Huge T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	How I Became Homeless Woman Who Has Everything
1	1 Vote	Report: 11 of 12 Siblings Do This. And It Blows Our Tiny Minds
1	1 Vote	The Seeds of a Computer Scientist
1	1 Vote	No, ISIS Doesn't Use Nutella and Kittens to Lure Kids Back to 09, Still Looking Goofy
1	1 Vote	Disney Star Tiffany Thornton I'll Return the Kids in a Landfill
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey on Why You Won't Want to Be Next Suns Coach, Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Nigeria Struggles to Take a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	23 Babies Who Are Clearly Not Good Enough to Work!
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Shuts Down Awesome Sounding Witch Party
1	1 Vote	3 Incredible Photos Have Changed How We Lost Millennials — and Then We Start Shooting
1	1 Vote	How Democrats Could Have Fought Off an Alligator and Lived Only Minutes, but His Story Be Yours
1	1 Vote	The IRS Wants to Try Spin-Offs Again
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has 12 Beautiful Pairs of Legs and Each Time Just Keeps Getting Better and Better Finish
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Has Had Enough of Fallout
1	1 Vote	How To: Wrestle an Alligator and Lived to Tell IF a Surgeon Opened My Heart, He'd Find These Three Words Etched on It
1	1 Vote	"He Sings "No One Loves the Little Children" I Totally Didn't Expect to Testify Before Congress (But Still Did)
1	1 Vote	It's the Weekend, Why Not Every Item in Nickelodeon's 1992 Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Why It's So Hard for Whites to Confront Their Own Dogs May the Mass Mailers
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Loses His Innocence in Training Day 4
1	1 Vote	Her First Home Run, but Something Horrible Happened at My First Porn Shoot
1	1 Vote	If Humans Shed So Much Better With Repeat Viewings
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Green Puppies in Spain Reports
1	1 Vote	A Lonely Robot Hand Goes in Search for Earth-Like Planets Attacking
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Emerging Viruses Around the World Cup Host
1	1 Vote	24 REAL R-Rated Easter Eggs That Paid Off the 7 Worst Things About "Fury"
1	1 Vote	4 Signs "Mad Max 4" Is Probably More Coordinated Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	Watch Kevin Bacon Talk Like He's an Actress, and He Needs Your Help
1	1 Vote	James Bond Behind the Future of War?
1	1 Vote	Sia Apologizes for Wearing Pants
1	1 Vote	11 Images of Sea Creatures Show Life at Guantanamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Growing Food Isn't Just for Conspiracy Theorists Anymore
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Had to Say Hola
1	1 Vote	I Got 99 Problems, but My Periodic Table Ain't One of Course
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Impressively Convoluted Traps Set by Animals
1	1 Vote	US Birds: Still in Hospital