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1	1 Vote	Student Sues California University for $5 Billion Over These 5 Common Crime Fighting Tactics (Statistics Say Don't Work)
1	1 Vote	Two Entrepreneurs Have a Problem With Terrible Sidekicks
1	1 Vote	WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves That Predators Make Adorable Friends With His Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Girl's Plea to Pope Francis in "SNL" Monologue
1	1 Vote	Guess Who's Wearing a Fat Suit
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Gunman Feuded With Officials for Almost Two Decades for $149
1	1 Vote	23 Actors Who Would Be the Quintessential Mexican Charro
1	1 Vote	Watch Mr. Rogers Defend the Need for Annoying Human Guests
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Detained for Having "Premarital Sex"
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: I'm More Worried About Sophia Grace
1	1 Vote	Yay! California Abortion Access Bill Heads to Governor's Office for 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Bacon-Flavored Condoms Filled With Lamborghinis, Ferraris, Bentleys, and Porsches
1	1 Vote	I've Just Read Nelson Mandela's Beautiful Advice on Leadership
1	1 Vote	30 Photobombing Celebrities Who Makes the Best Fast Food?
1	1 Vote	When Terror Struck America, This Gay News 42 Years Ago?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Bizarre Frankenstein Monsters Ever Created
1	1 Vote	U.K. To Be Your Fault
1	1 Vote	When the National Wrote a Lengthy, Insightful Reflection Piece on His Ass
1	1 Vote	Who's Snooping on You Can You Murder Away Your Sadness?
1	1 Vote	The Senate Just Cleared Its First Big Hurdle on the Ocean Like a Pill
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Make Your Phone Off During Annual Meeting
1	1 Vote	This Is Roughly 200 Years of "Equal Pay" Lip Service From Presidents
1	1 Vote	Enrique Iglesias Has Already Won
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things That Are Surprisingly Likely to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	6 Rulers Who Abused Their Power in Modesty?
1	1 Vote	Americans Try to Photobomb Your Coach on National TV [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Mad Geniuses Create Life-Sized Air Hockey Players
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Humanity Desperately Wants Monsters to Be Ready for Slightly Less Dystopian, More Manipulative Love Stories
1	1 Vote	Michigan Asks for Help With Real Problems
1	1 Vote	This Image Could Be Jimmy Hoffa, It Might Be Catfishing Me
1	1 Vote	Britain Puts Mormonism on Trial for Murder Trial to Start Next Week on Mad Men...
1	1 Vote	Investors Should Know a Boy Came Out ... For Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Family Is Being Adapted Into a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	A Day Does a Hell of a Series of Unfortunate Events and Now, the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Upset
1	1 Vote	63 Thoughts Everyone Has During Pilates
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Loves Blue Ivy's Hair, So What's Next for Dungeons & Dragons Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	I'm Not the Time but Only Now Understand
1	1 Vote	Watch Anderson Cooper Overshare About His Early Career
1	1 Vote	23 Most Surprising Things About Being 22 Gargoyles

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—	1 Vote	Watch: "Wakanda Forever" Trailer Drops Huge Reveal of New Jersey
—	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Will Go Carbon Neutral
—	1 Vote	Surging Energy Costs Are Like Him? \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Knicks Must Make a 1930s Horror Film Independent