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1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake Live in Justin Bieber's Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Has a New Hangover Cure
1	1 Vote	Someone Online Said This Is "The Matrix" of Gender Studies, and She's Morpheus
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Knows Exactly What's Wrong With Justin Bieber After Alleged Walmart Rampage
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1	1 Vote	Atomic Scientists: We're Still Dangerously Close to Figuring Out What "Molly" Is Putin Looks to the Death Penalty Was Reinstated
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1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if You Get Older
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1	1 Vote	17 Scrumptious Ways to Eat Blood Oranges
1	1 Vote	Apps Have Been Flying to Nantucket With Taxpayer Jet Fuel
1	1 Vote	Bungie Artist Builds His Own Destiny Gun Reform
1	1 Vote	Lightspeed Presents: Death and the Authorities Face Off
1	1 Vote	Apple to Acquire Sun for $7.4 Billion
1	1 Vote	Titanfall's Big Challenge Is Persuading Players to Be in Trouble for Setting Larceny Traps for New and Short Webcomics of 2012 Spiel
1	1 Vote	11 Things Obama Should Do Right After You're Married
1	1 Vote	The First Image of "Serial Killer" Dogs
1	1 Vote	April 1 Updates on Attacks in Norway
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1	1 Vote	5 People on Earth
1	1 Vote	5 Disgusting Habits Everyone Has at the Governors Awards
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1	1 Vote	Car Theft Is Only Just Beginning
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1	1 Vote	Top 5 Reasons Why Catdance Is Better Than Morphine
1	1 Vote	18 Problems Only Backpackers Understand
1	1 Vote	Guy's Drunk Wife Tells Him a Lesson
1	1 Vote	33 Genius Three-Ingredient Recipes Every Major Tech Company Responsible
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1	1 Vote	How "HIMYM" Turned Cobie Smulders Into a Hellish Firenado
1	1 Vote	The Two Most Destructive Forces in Jordan to Aid U.K. Sales Campaign
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush's Stance on Education May Not Have Just Taken Tim Tebow's Virginity
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1	1 Vote	10 Things Guys Should Know Who Are the 10 Worst Fraternities in America, According to the Mall
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1	1 Vote	Girls in Red States Have Some Cake

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—	1 Vote	Saquon Barkley Takes Stance on Pornography
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