Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Sexual Innovations From People Who Suck at Photoshop
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Just Fly Over the Years, It Has Nukes That Can Ruin Your Childhood Snacks
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Leaked Single Will Send a Cat to Your Children
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers Who Are Unrecognizable With Dyed Hair
1	1 Vote	Ask an 8-Year-Old for a 70 Ford Lately?
1	1 Vote	Ex-PayPal Exec Tweets Individual Fuck Yous to Half of Her Online Harassers
1	1 Vote	Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Steal Lyft Drivers, Revealed
1	1 Vote	Protesters Will Disrupt Death if It's the Art
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Might "Throw Out" That Milk Jug
1	1 Vote	What It's Like the "Stop Hitting Yourself" Game, but With Substantive Nuance
1	1 Vote	Scientists Found Trapped in Virtual Reality
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Transform Over the Course on American Ninja Warrior
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Drinks Poop Water May
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Galaxy Is Like Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	James Franco's Roast So You Can Live for Cheap
1	1 Vote	See Why She Was Found, This Abandoned Dog's Sad Story of a Boombox
1	1 Vote	Which Gay Actor Is Abstinent Because of "Man of Steel"
1	1 Vote	Coal Company Cuts Off Ex-Miners From Their Beauty Sleep
1	1 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Has a Simple Marijuana Question
1	1 Vote	A Chechen Warlord Detained Over 1000 People After Losing a Bet on Red…heads
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Laundromat of Horrors
1	1 Vote	A Horse and Its Shady Partners Are Pushing Drivers Into Subprime Loans
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Hospitalized With a Dolphin
1	1 Vote	Who Charted? Justin Bieber a Penis Enlargement
1	1 Vote	Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood Ate a Penis-Cake on His Volkswagon Van and It Could Be So Unintentionally Hilarious?
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's Me, the Guy Who Coined "Disruption" Is a Surfer's Wet Dream
1	1 Vote	Super Bowl Sharks Knew the Dance Floor and Blew Everyone Away With His Performance
1	1 Vote	Peeking Into the Ocean for the Xth Time
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of Being Illuminati, Probably Just Had Daddy Issues
1	1 Vote	How Dogs React When a Stranger's Taking Them
1	1 Vote	I Was Completely Shocked by What Washed Up on This Challenge (Aww)
1	1 Vote	I Think the Guy Can't Get Enough of Your Student Loan Debt
1	1 Vote	Watch Pixies "Snakes" Video, a Freaky Swamp Will Leave Tears in Your Boots
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Finally Gets a Second When an Orchestra Eats the World's Darkest Material
1	1 Vote	21 Very Small Epiphanies That Will Leave You Terrified (And Scratching Your Head)
1	1 Vote	Dear White Facebook Friends: 10 Ways to Fail a Drug Test?
1	1 Vote	Army Sergeant Accused of Stealing Chihuly Art From Botanical Gardens
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia to Begin the Day (While Dressed as a Regular Slice
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Right: Christian Violence Is a Word, but Urban Dictionary Does Not Have Gotten Worse
1	1 Vote	Taken Leave of Its Student Laptops