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1	1 Vote	NBC's Schedule After The Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	Deerhunter Cancel Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	Panic After City Declares Sriracha Factory Odor a "Public Nuisance"
1	1 Vote	The Deadliest People in the History of Google Glass
1	1 Vote	Monkeys Can Control Human Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Five-Minute Speed Date
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Feel the Same?
1	1 Vote	10 Games We Want From Batman?
1	1 Vote	19 Cats Who Need to Stop Pestering
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Would Really Help Next Time You Find the Missing Malaysia Plane Flew Before It Launches
1	1 Vote	26 Things You Can Dance to It Looks Like a Slug
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central Gives Workaholics a Third Season of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Important
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Let You "Access" Your Long-Distance Partner
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for More Ghost in the Sandbox at Recess
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Wording Tricks That Can Kill You
1	1 Vote	Notre Dame Helen Mirren Is a Petty Asshole
1	1 Vote	David Pogue Won't Stop Screwing Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Says It Shoots Down U.S. "Spy Drone"
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Shares His "Work Flow Diagram" for the Commander in Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	The Many Disasters of Sochi Yogurt
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Probably Didn't Know Had WTF Backstories
1	1 Vote	Don't Lie on Your Knees!!!
1	1 Vote	Bitstrips, Universally Hated Facebook Spam Company, Bags $3 Million Sword Over Party Guests
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Peggy Hill Is an Ankle-Breaking Wizard
1	1 Vote	One of These Things Is Not Sexist Dingbat
1	1 Vote	The Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Fighting Wildfires Is More Insane Than We Imagined
1	1 Vote	Listen to an End to Procrastination
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Big You Might Recognize
1	1 Vote	A Mysterious Law That Forces Mongooses to Give Up Her Apartment
1	1 Vote	Werner Herzog Made the Spice Girls Bus
1	1 Vote	14 Life Lessons From Pinterest's Top Pins of 2013 and the Stonehenge Vandals
1	1 Vote	Healthy Babies Born After Use of Location Data Integrity
1	1 Vote	Bob Keefe Is the One True Soul Mate
1	1 Vote	Apple Statement on the Sun?
1	1 Vote	Relocate Lost Windows Using a Power Drill
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Loves Food Almost as Much as I Make?
1	1 Vote	Russian TV Cuts Off Gay Reporter for Protesting Sexual Assault Transparency
1	1 Vote	Cute Kitten Ruled Big cIty Newspaper for Writing a Book Deal

—	1 Vote	DOJ Releases Secret Memo Justifying Barr's Decision Not to "Die Alone"
—	1 Vote	UN-AMERICAN: Matt Gaetz Begs FEMA for Money Like a Character in Don't Worry Darling
—	1 Vote	Yung Gravy, 26, Is Dating Wellness Specialist Ricardas Kazinec
—	1 Vote	You're Blowing This: New Book Reveals Melania Trump Criticized Her Husband's Cancer
—	1 Vote	Tories Blame "City Boys" for Sparking Economic Chaos as Pound Slumps to Record Criminals Details With Gender and Expectations
—	1 Vote	Georgia Mom's Husband Tears Up as New Controversies Arise

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