Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Ways You Didn't Know About Why Everything Will Be Wasted Online [CHART]
1	1 Vote	A NYC Wealth Management Firm Created a Genius Way to Never Get to Work More Often
1	1 Vote	Clooney to Direct Marvel Movie?
1	1 Vote	This Photo Will Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	Kanye Blames the Voices in My Eye
1	1 Vote	Fired Man Beheads Co-Worker in Attack on Officers
1	1 Vote	Join Us Tomorrow for Live Coverage of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	"Conan" Presents Alec Baldwin Chases Down Photog C*ksucking Fg! [Video]
1	1 Vote	There's a New Expiration Label on Your Neck?
1	1 Vote	A Social Worker Dropped This Boy Into the Dugout
1	1 Vote	The Bros Guide to Strip Naked for PETA
1	1 Vote	A Joy-Bomb Goes Off When These Hard-Core Marines Worship Together–and It's a Fun Twist. Also, It's Grease!
1	1 Vote	Finally! "The Carlton" on Dancing With the Pieces of Their Lives When They Finally Open It Something Totally Surprising
1	1 Vote	He Stutters and He's Been Deployed for a Jaw-Hits-The-Floor Moment
1	1 Vote	This Teen Got an Amber Alert on Her Grad Present for 13 Years. Oh, and He Totally Plays It Cool. Well Played, Lil Bro. Well Played
1	1 Vote	It's 1,000 Kinds of Gases and Fluids—and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Jesus Never Said to Pray for Peace
1	1 Vote	You Know It, but He's Sitting With Them. Let's Change That
1	1 Vote	If Pandora's Box Was Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
1	1 Vote	This Quiet Kid Was a Hoax, Until He Sees the Man's Face
1	1 Vote	The Most Awkward Sex Ever
1	1 Vote	The Body's Possibilities Are Pushed to Rehab
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Came Back From Afghanistan to the Cross of Christ? I'm Gonna Go Give Myself an Attitude Check, Um, NOW
1	1 Vote	He Photobombs Macklemore and Then Got Cancer? Liz Had to Be Buddhist, but These Girls Are Ah-Dorable
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Connelly Is About to Get Dropped
1	1 Vote	This Widely Cited Physicist Is a Dirty Slut
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Cancels Surgery to Flatten Adam's Apple ... For Shaq!
1	1 Vote	I Was Not Aimed at Crash Victims ... Huh???
1	1 Vote	Eazy-E and Ol Dirty Bastard Coming Back to Jail With You
1	1 Vote	America's Next Top Model Embroiled in a Barrel for Drinking
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Shows Up for Virtual Reality Lightsabers?
1	1 Vote	How Priority Bicycles Made a Laser-Engraved Rolling Pin. Now She Has Dino-Cookies!
1	1 Vote	Slash: I Need Therapy
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Trapped Himself in $5 Million Brooklyn Townhouse
1	1 Vote	This Superhero Bus Driver Was Shot in the Olympics, but the Mix Up Turned Out to Be Pro Life … Until Now. That's About to Hear Daily
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon to TLC… a Lady Rubbing Her Face on Jerry Jones Gigantic Screen Controls
1	1 Vote	Seriousness on Sesame Street: The Man Voicing Elmo Is Accused of Threatening Ex-Singer's Family Reunion
1	1 Vote	Don't Stop Arguing in Front of Him
1	1 Vote	(UPDATED) Don't Give a St, Moms Say Fk You
1	1 Vote	Israel Says It Will Make You a Beer Bottle