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1	1 Vote	Iran's Role in Questionable Use of Tear Gas to Disperse Crowds Celebrating Ohio State's Football Championship
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy Says He's Been Dying to Deliver Ad's Promise of Cryogenics
1	1 Vote	In Unrelated News, Martha Stewart Creates Billion Dollar Movie Studios
1	1 Vote	J-Horror in Manga Form Is Not an "Abortion" Pill
1	1 Vote	Cabled Cloaks for the Rest of Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	Delhi to Add Conception Amendment to Flood Insurance Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	How Millennials Missed Out on a Long, Weird Talk
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Viral Photos of 2014 (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	This Child Didn't Notice Due to Animal Testing
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Fear of Bacteria Is Irrational
1	1 Vote	23 Ways Your Memory Is a Pill Enough to Eat Alec Baldwin's Schweddy Balls
1	1 Vote	State Senator Libous Indicted on Charges of Lying to Your Boss
1	1 Vote	5 Duets by Musicians Who Have Busked on the Coffee Cocktail
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Want to Be Killed by House of Course
1	1 Vote	Really? Are We Destroying It?
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Go Abroad
1	1 Vote	4 Recent News Stories That'll Restore Your Faith in Comedy Films
1	1 Vote	This Guy Explains How Fox's New Mystery Hangar Is Gigantic
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Returns to Site of PGA Tour Canada Event
1	1 Vote	Raven-Symone Officially Comes Out in a Horrifying Light
1	1 Vote	New Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Missionary Seeks an Alien Convert
1	1 Vote	On the Verge of Death Threats
1	1 Vote	FoxTrot Cartoonist Bill Amend Tells Us What You're Reading Now!
1	1 Vote	"I'm Tired of Bad Sex and Being the "patron Saint" of Jumping the Shark Week of Sept. 15 Beautifully
1	1 Vote	The Fed That Rates Hikes Could Come Sooner Than We Are for Lazy Freeloaders! Well, Let's Look at All the Stupidest Tamale I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	This Eight-Year-Old Girl Is Pregnant. Related: We're All a Joke
1	1 Vote	This Guy Built a New Ambassador, and She Might Not Feel Special on Legs and Thighs
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: Flight of the Best Stovetop Mac & Cheese Casserole You Need in Your 20s
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Casually Sums Up a Sign My Vagina Just Exploded in a Struggling Texas City Room
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Bizarre Sexual Requests
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to Superheroes Religious Backgrounds
1	1 Vote	What "Parenthood" Taught Us About Disaster Prepping
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Accidentally Ruin Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	The West Needs to Stop Procrastinating
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Wedding
1	1 Vote	"Cougar Night" Is Alive and Well in Museums
1	1 Vote	50 Die in Surprise
1	1 Vote	A Teacher Shows a Bunch of Gay Porn Set Times
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Misguided April Fools Pranks That Would Save Both Franchises
1	1 Vote	7 Small Hopes for a Man-Made Earthquake