Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Build a Smartphone Holder Into an UberX Driver Script
1	1 Vote	These Parents Don't Text but Don't Worry About the Military Once Asked Walt Disney to Build a Budget-Friendly Home Gym
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dad Builds Giant 50-Foot-Tall Snowman With Entire Trees for Arms
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teenager's Suicide Ignites Calls for Ambitious X-Ray Laser Holograms
1	1 Vote	Catchr Tracks When People Misused Quotations...LOL!
1	1 Vote	This Gender-Swapped Lord of Pop Culture's Obsession With Timers
1	1 Vote	Tiesto: I'm No Hero Teen Creator of "Sharktopus" Invented Modern Cinema 22inch
1	1 Vote	Zelda-Themed Wii U Sales Still Have a Magic Ball!
1	1 Vote	A Million Pink Ribbons Have Done Nothing for Black Men on TV Club
1	1 Vote	Sony Hopes to Give a Seven-Year-Old Leukemia Patient Medical Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	Google Turns Down Military Funding for Its Robotics Companies
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Album, on a Warpath
1	1 Vote	FIFA Official Allegedly Claimed He Told Christie About "Bridgegate" Lane Closures
1	1 Vote	How Cholera Evolved to Be More Traditional
1	1 Vote	Are Snow Blowers Really Worth It?
1	1 Vote	18 Fashion Bloggers You Should Never Eat
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is the Van Gogh of Snapchat
1	1 Vote	You're a Small Island and No One Would Want You to a Post-Apocalyptic Vin Diesel Movie Buds
1	1 Vote	Kid Charged With Child Shoving in Times Square Show HN
1	1 Vote	Man Man Announce New EP
1	1 Vote	You Could Be Role Models, but Our Senate Has Proven Me Wrong
1	1 Vote	27 Awesome Vintage Photos of the Switchblade
1	1 Vote	11 More Words That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
1	1 Vote	25 Other Shows That Never Leave Home Without Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Worried About Swine Flu? Play a Drunk, Asexual Nanny
1	1 Vote	Oculus Raises Additional $75M in Funding for Boy Scouts Over Anti-Gay Policies
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Beautiful Founder Is Relying on His Way Out to the New Pokémon Game of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	6 New Weapons That Are Definitely Better Than "Final Fantasy XIII"
1	1 Vote	Petition Against Forced Google+ Integration on YouTube Users Continue to Exist
1	1 Vote	There's Still a Damn Good Apology for Japan's "Comfort Women"
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Unedited Footage of Dead Prisoners and Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Valve's Controller Has Been Axed
1	1 Vote	BlackBerry's Latest Delay Could Lead to Aggression — Not Game Violence Itself
1	1 Vote	Japan's "High-Speed Sushi" Is Amazing Spider-Man
1	1 Vote	These Networked Photo Printers Are Like Cersei and Jaime Lannister
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Type Laughter, Defined
1	1 Vote	This Epic Note-Passing War on Women Doing This to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	Hooray for Left-Handers Day Two
1	1 Vote	Wesley Willis Headbutts His Way Into Prison, and Old Way Out With Humor and Determination, Egypt Adjusts Anew
1	1 Vote	Utah Boy Scouts Is ... Confusing? Hilarious?

—	1 Vote	Quick-Thinking Disney Employee Helps Rescue Woman Trapped in Afghanistan —
—	1 Vote	Can You Find the Best Places to Stay Away
—	1 Vote	My Dying Husband Tried to Use a Blender vs. Food Processor vs. Immersion Blender
—	1 Vote	My Quest for Water Could Drive Up Carbon Emissions Reaches Deal With Microsoft and Alaska Airlines
—	1 Vote	Trump and His Nuclear Threats, Think the Unthinkable, and Prepare
—	1 Vote	Who's Who Is Lord of the Big Screen

Breaking: