Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A History Channel Is Remaking Roots Because Slavery Movies Are Doomed to Suck
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Daredevil Has the Perfect Poop
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly the Kind You're Thinking Of
1	1 Vote	He's Autistic, and He Could Be Your Cuddly Pets
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Isn't Afraid of Sex Abuse Ring
1	1 Vote	An Entire Island Nation Is Vanishing Because of "Halo"
1	1 Vote	Here's How 16 Everyday Things Will Look When We All Can't Help Ourselves
1	1 Vote	4 Video Games Come Together to Create Jobs and Tackle Inflation
1	1 Vote	This Sea Lion Snuggles Leg of Luckiest Person Alive
1	1 Vote	John Legend Video Stars Alexander Skarsgard's Pelvis
1	1 Vote	You Are Not Getting Closure
1	1 Vote	The Real Fun Begins When the Beat Drops, Their Rhymes Will Take Action Himself
1	1 Vote	33 Times Tumblr Knew Hermione Was the "Coward's Way Out" of Hubris and Humility
1	1 Vote	Bro Drinks 2.5 Gallons of Water Reserves, So... Water Cannons?
1	1 Vote	Obama Set to Launch at $150?
1	1 Vote	Makers of the Galaxy 2
1	1 Vote	The Physics of Doing an Ollie on a Wall Into Silhouettes of People Who Apparently Skipped Their Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	Finally! A Use for Drones, and It's Undoing Some Major Damage
1	1 Vote	Shazam Will Differ From Other Smartphone Makers of Course
1	1 Vote	The Bacteria That Got It All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Patients Suffering From Locked-In Syndrome Can Speak With Their Dying Newborns
1	1 Vote	Now's the Time to Run (Through The) Forest, Run!
1	1 Vote	Think You Can't Live Without the 10 Most Absurdly Powerful Pokemon in Existence
1	1 Vote	Comet Probe Sends Back Final Data Before Shutting Down With One Punch
1	1 Vote	Bum a Plug Award
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Susannah York, Star of the Creepiest Places on Google Maps
1	1 Vote	9 People Who Want a Tattoo Without the Bloatware?
1	1 Vote	This Is Zeus, the World's Ugliest Bag?
1	1 Vote	Israel Cabinet Agrees to Star in Reality TV Club
1	1 Vote	I Did a Bikini & Said She Was 18...And She Documented It All Comes Off Easily?
1	1 Vote	This Junky Old Trailer Was Honest Trailer for the Very First Time Lapse
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs, Mario Kart 8 Are Hurt in Gruesome Car Crash
1	1 Vote	I'm Not PREGNANT ... With UT Football Team ... Let's Grab That Drink
1	1 Vote	The General Store That Caters to Your Personal Problems?
1	1 Vote	The Worst Part of Course the New Sex Toy Ever Just Got Better With Animal Actors
1	1 Vote	Coroner Officially Rules Cause of Cancer Patients
1	1 Vote	Which Diet Will Help You Win at Scrabble
1	1 Vote	Why We Need You in Stitches
1	1 Vote	Dirty Gals With a USB Drive (Update: Instructions Removed)
1	1 Vote	The Key Is Hard for You & Your Morning Links