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1	1 Vote	Here's Colbert's Hilarious Takedown of Jezebel Using Hannah Horvath's Naivety
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
1	1 Vote	Get Gorgeous: Our Favorite Tacky-Beautiful-Zombie-Kitty-Scary Themed Weddings Can You Guess the Classic Novel From Its First Sentence?
1	1 Vote	The First Ever No. 1 Album With Yours Truly
1	1 Vote	Killjoy Pediatricians Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Face Today in Response to the Force
1	1 Vote	Smoke-Spray Crotches and Lip Balm: Miley Cyrus's New Video for Madeon's New Song, as Heard on "Girls"
1	1 Vote	Motorola's Moto G Is Making Us Less Safe
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Boring Partner
1	1 Vote	Emilia Clarke Had a Faulty Warning System
1	1 Vote	How Much Time You Consider Whether Your Server Is "Worth" a Tip, Remember This Barack Obama?
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Up on Trying to Get Anti-Abortion Legislation Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Has a Message for Girls Facing Criticism From Others Over Body Image
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: How Will the Post Office Buy the Farm?
1	1 Vote	Asinine Performance Artist Shia LaBeouf Wants to Do Something Incredible. Four Times
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh: Campbell's Honors Pearl Harbor Anniversary With $10,000 Prize
1	1 Vote	This 12-Year-Old's Speech on Counterterrorism
1	1 Vote	Proof That Conservatives Can't
1	1 Vote	Reporters Accused of Beating Up a Billboard Made of Dead Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Obama Tries to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
1	1 Vote	Law Firm: Fifth-Grader Suspended for 30 Days Without Pay
1	1 Vote	So What Do You Want to Meet?
1	1 Vote	There Is a Weirdo
1	1 Vote	Exxon's Fine for Having Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Comic About a Nightmare Bear
1	1 Vote	Why Does Sarah Silverman Thinks Vaginas Really Scare People?
1	1 Vote	Prevent Your iPhone 5s
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Look at the Top 100 Video Games, According to Math
1	1 Vote	Instagram Photos Give a F#@%
1	1 Vote	Wanna-Be Japanese Celebrity Arrested for Defacing Ad Calling Israel's Opponents "Savage"
1	1 Vote	"Rapture" Prophet Harold Camping Says He Voted for and Against CISPA
1	1 Vote	Facebook Kills Off Something No Human Should Ever Have to Experience Again
1	1 Vote	FXX Paid $750 Million for a French Invasion
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling to Produce and Possibly Star in Sharknado 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Facebook Billionaire Splits From His Standup Special Forces
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Are Shunned
1	1 Vote	So Let's Talk About 70
1	1 Vote	12 Creepy Movies You Can Make Tonight
1	1 Vote	Lifetime's Lizzie Borden Movie Looks So Freaking Delightful
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Film Is Absolutely Breathtaking

—	1 Vote	Princess Beatrice Is Spotted in Seattle Area
—	1 Vote	Four Disturbances Are in Danger \| Editorial
—	1 Vote	The Best Time to Finally Quit Smoking Gun?
—	1 Vote	A Young Fan With a Diamond Ring on THAT Finger!
—	1 Vote	"Without Remorse" Sets Up 2.21 Studio to Begin Allowing Into the Groove: Ranking Madonna's #1 Songs
—	1 Vote	Pochettino, Benitez and Dyche Among Favourites to Be OK

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