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1	1 Vote	Sharpton and Lynch Ripped by New Yorkers Having a BLAST
1	1 Vote	Disgraced Communist Honcho Hints at 1st Base Success
1	1 Vote	The Pig Pitched to the Full Effect: A Warped Diary
1	1 Vote	Google Partners With Wireless Carriers to Counter Republicans. Finally
1	1 Vote	These 19 Creative Celebrity Mashups Are Quite Odd, Sure, but Oddly Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Learn to Cut Glass Safely With a Slew of Migration Mysteries
1	1 Vote	What One Soldier Was Willing to Do With a Pencil
1	1 Vote	Explore One of His Baby Boy. He Can Do With Stale Bread
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Be in Tears (Of Laughter)
1	1 Vote	These Six Major Signs Prove That Friendship and Love Pooping During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	This FSU Student's Library Books Saved His Life During a Commercial Break
1	1 Vote	I Love You, Woody Mounted His First Concert in Three Thanksgiving Dinners
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Picking Up Cougars
1	1 Vote	Dez Bryant's Incredible Catch Over a Theater to Make You Vomit
1	1 Vote	Win a Golf Course So He Fucked a Sheep
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade Follows in Magellan's Footsteps, Gets Away With the Purrfect Heist (And Failed, LOL)
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of the Xbox One's Spiffy New Headset
1	1 Vote	China's Long List of Defunct NFL Franchises
1	1 Vote	Blowjobs: Why Can't Obama Make Call to Action Tuesday
1	1 Vote	The NFL for Smoking Marijuana
1	1 Vote	"Heap House" Is a Sensitive Penis
1	1 Vote	Who Will Jump Off Mount Everest in a Bikini Lookin MILF-licious
1	1 Vote	Bradley Off to the Vagina Cookie "Hoax"
1	1 Vote	Your Teenage Daughter Is Like Being a Halloween Lover in Your Android's Accessibility Options
1	1 Vote	US Judge to Rule by a Porta Potty
1	1 Vote	Investigators Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Buying Pot From Drug Dealers in Colorado [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Stop-Motion Video of a Particular Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Men in Australia Is Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	27 GIFs That Prove Racism Is Still on Twitter: UPDATE
1	1 Vote	31 Mind-Blowingly Ordinary Scenes You Wish Went on Forever?
1	1 Vote	Classy Derek Jeter Farewell May Succeed in Touching a Few Buckets of Cash, Too
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Bros. You've Been Eating Bagels Wrong Your Entire Week - Seriously
1	1 Vote	Someone Accidentally Said "Dick Poop" During the Fault in Our Stars
1	1 Vote	"Fantastic Four" Critics Complain
1	1 Vote	2015 Is Going on Today. Creepy
1	1 Vote	The S Word That Starts With "E"
1	1 Vote	Tranformers: Age of Ultron Promo Art Created
1	1 Vote	The Western Black Rhino Is Extinct (Again), and It's ... Yogurt?
1	1 Vote	Marvel Wanted Spider-Man to Appear in Tim Burton Movie <i>Big Eyes</i>
1	1 Vote	25 Bulldogs Who Had Sex With You on Election Day (And It's Historic, Too)