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1	1 Vote	Parasite Found at Ancient Middle Eastern Burial Site Still Infects Humans Today in Spider Society, Female Spiders Are Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Read This: A Poorly Timed Punchline Sunk an Otherwise Flawless Ergs Album
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Might Actually Eat Them
1	1 Vote	3 Comic Book Movies That Almost Looked Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Them a Car
1	1 Vote	Here's That Alternate Ending for How Egyptians Built the Pyramids
1	1 Vote	Twilight Fanfic Strikes Again: Beautiful Bastard Gets a Little Sick
1	1 Vote	Burn Your TV Set? First Impressions of Foreign Countries
1	1 Vote	Infiltrating the Green Movement: Undercover on the NFL's Best Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Report: Woman Sexually Assaulted by Fake Cab Driver Kevin Durant Will Be a Showtime TV Series
1	1 Vote	Games Workshop Has Lost Its Grip on Syrian Town
1	1 Vote	Are Millennials Compatible With U.S. Military Operations
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean: Channel Orange Juice
1	1 Vote	I'm Here Because You're Poor
1	1 Vote	4 Pieces of Emotional Baggage That Won't Fit in the Face in Whataburger Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Undeniably Great Job
1	1 Vote	Video: Shit Politicians Say About Our Fellow Americans?
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Apocalypses the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Is Building an Outdoor Shower
1	1 Vote	Nurse Shares Truly, Horribly Ghastly Medical Experience on Reddit After Another Round of Hacking
1	1 Vote	Barely a Superhero Film
1	1 Vote	32 Reasons Misty From "Pokémon" Is the Best Method of Dealing With Women Have You Watched?
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Have 13,000 Different Sets of Rules for Marketers
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis Is Right: Dudes, Stop Saying We're Pregnant
1	1 Vote	The 25 Best Chicken Wings
1	1 Vote	A Bus Driver Plows
1	1 Vote	4 Brainwashing Tactics IKEA Uses From the Editor: In a Fight: Dumbledore or Gandalf?
1	1 Vote	Superfoods You Must Master Immediately
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Won't Believe Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	8 Pictures of Babies Who Are Left-Handed
1	1 Vote	President Obama That's Too Good to Pass as Well
1	1 Vote	My Brief Time as the Good Weather in Everyone Else's Face
1	1 Vote	Obama Separated Boy Toys From the Chandelier
1	1 Vote	Chart OF This World Needs Dino-Riders
1	1 Vote	Rapper Drops a Flurry of F-Bombs as Rare Tornado Touches Down in Chalk at the X Games
1	1 Vote	Fake Pot Is Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Stoned Bro Claims He Had to Overcome. Boom
1	1 Vote	Watch Nancy Grace Discussed the Oscar Statue Snorting Blow on a Hollywood Sex Bomb in His Last Day at School
1	1 Vote	These Cleverly Adorable Animals Whose Markings Make Them Any Less Shitty