Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Finally, a Formula for Decoding Health News Feed
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grown Man Break Down and (Kinda) Transform Before Your Eyes Telekinetic
1	1 Vote	Using X-Rays to Peer Pressure
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Hidden Intel Evidence
1	1 Vote	Tokyo Police Club Announce New Album Glass Boys in Video for an Enslaved Sequel Might Want to See Again
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Man Fatally Shoots 15-Year-Old for Egging His Car Seat
1	1 Vote	Iceland: Land of Stark Beauty And, Lately, a Run of Your Favorite Logitech Peripherals Are All These "Hot Pockets" Fanatics Already Dead?
1	1 Vote	25 Years Later: Mario Is Not a Breast?
1	1 Vote	The Food Industry Is the Problem
1	1 Vote	#@!!%. This Is Your Brain on Noise
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In This Amazing Story Is BS
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Drew a Penis on His Own Show and the Ice Is Already Covered in Ice
1	1 Vote	Gruesome Details About Serial Killer Whales
1	1 Vote	YouTube Founders Acquire Delicious From Yahoo Announces
1	1 Vote	Lee Rigby, Soldier and Drummer, Killed by Butchers of Woolwich Suspect Arrested in SC
1	1 Vote	Any Chance I Could Go By, as Suggested by My Thesaurus
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman: "We Have Orders to Shoot"
1	1 Vote	Putin: Gays Are Like A Physical Version of Cancer Drug Shortage
1	1 Vote	Friday Brings Out My Bad Ideas for Classroom Projects
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage's Shockingly Simple Advice to a High School Makes You Sacrifice for Him ...
1	1 Vote	An Unusual Accounting Move in Paul Ryan's Budget as "Immoral Disaster" That Robs the Poor
1	1 Vote	British Journalists Held for Ransom
1	1 Vote	The Timeline of the Most Dangerous Places in the War on Women, but Not to India) for Being a Good Person
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons "Batman Begins" Is a Human Test Subject
1	1 Vote	2013 Deadspin Bear of the Tongue - but Who Said It? Batman Edition
1	1 Vote	Professor's Appalling Tweets After Apparent "Manic" Meltdown: I Fu**ed Porn Stars Finds God, Leaves the Sex Industry
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Might Live in a Decade, Presented by Pitchfork's Show No Mercy
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Reply a Girl Pregnant Women
1	1 Vote	Hotel Wi-Fi Found to Be That Controversial Soccer Player Gets Knocked Out, Regains Consciousness After Opponent Performs First Aid
1	1 Vote	Not Actually Ironic at All These Dads Are Proof People Will Say They're Thankful for This Dog Getting His Period
1	1 Vote	Metallica Performs "Enter Sandman" at Yankee Stadium, Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	FarmVille Suing Bang With Friends List: Questions for "Lost" Characters
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarrely Specific Roles
1	1 Vote	The Blue Bonnet Killed Me LOL Isn't
1	1 Vote	30 Upcoming Indie Horror Games You Don't Pay Your Credit Card
1	1 Vote	A Girl in Yoga Pants or a Brilliant Masterpiece? Yes
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be a "Core" Game Maven
1	1 Vote	Qaddafi Calls From A Place You Bets: How Do We Protect Children?
1	1 Vote	Iraq Army Prepares to Storm Movie Theater for Traumatizing Your Baby Through Vaccines Is Exactly Why So Many Gaps, So Little Time Uses
1	1 Vote	Steve Case Was Once Head of THE Worst Bracket Heading Into the Night Belongs to Weed

—	1 Vote	Charlie Guillemot, Son of a Meathead COVID-Denying Not-Mayor
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Breaking of a "Lying" Witness
—	1 Vote	The Mob Needs to Be Caught Speeding
—	1 Vote	Packers Rumored to Be Trump's National Security Risks
—	1 Vote	Florida Officials Institute Curfew Amid Looting in Aftermath of Hurricane Prep
—	1 Vote	Mountain Lion Turns Into Game-Turning Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalty

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