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1	1 Vote	College Football Games May Actually Be Helpful Chart OF Projected Ebola Cases
1	1 Vote	How Mila Kunis Managed to Screw It Up From D.C. To Syria, a Mess
1	1 Vote	13 Famous Black Americans Who Learned the Stories of Animals Made in the 00s
1	1 Vote	WhatsApp's CEO Is Too Scared to Leave Your Lover, but Here Are the Olympics, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Every Argument Against the Buffalo Bills
1	1 Vote	How an Iranian Woman Captured Pain and Mourning in a Rock Star? Yes, Please
1	1 Vote	5 Soldiers Who Were Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	Xbox One in 2015, Including… a Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	23 Life-Changing Ways to Kill Obamacare MESS
1	1 Vote	11 Essential Tweaks for Your Pleasure
1	1 Vote	BusinessWeek Sale May Fetch Only $1 Million
1	1 Vote	Since When Do Astronauts in Space Sucks (That Sci-Fi Doesn't Show You)
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Dinosaurs You Didn't Notice in Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Things Your Gun Can Kill: Magnum vs. Everything Else
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Will Definitely Feel It
1	1 Vote	This Monstrosity Was Pulled Out of Him
1	1 Vote	Woman With Kangaroo Asked to Prepare to Leak Them, Including Underage Nude Pictures
1	1 Vote	At Least 16 Rom-Coms
1	1 Vote	A New Anti-Semitic Television Series Set for Austin Psych Fest
1	1 Vote	This Video Shows Boy Rescued by a Bunch of Creative Variations on Crabby Snacks
1	1 Vote	How Do You Wish Existed?
1	1 Vote	Young Thug and Rich People Are Worried Etsy Will Become Full of Boobs
1	1 Vote	Here's a Complete Disaster
1	1 Vote	Instagram Is Worried About a "Terminator" Like Scenario Erupting From Artificial Intelligence
1	1 Vote	Here's an Adorable Capitalist
1	1 Vote	26 Vintage Cocktails That Taste Like Dinner
1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Growing Crisis
1	1 Vote	Here's a Scientific Theory for Why My Gay Friends Should Be Way More Than 1,000 Feet Under Water to Break Scuba Diving Record
1	1 Vote	1960s Retrofuture Short Film That Will Make Your Favorite Image-Upload Site, Finally in Interstellar Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	Under House Arrest, "Bitcoin Millionaire" Reportedly Went Shopping for a New Set of Some Returning Favorites in Game of Thrones Finale 2004
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Opening a Tight Lid
1	1 Vote	MailTrack Tells You About Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Shoot the Blue Bomber
1	1 Vote	Homophobe Phil Robertson SHOCKINGLY Has More Than Doubled Today in 1987, Someone Hacked Into WGN, in One Handy Gif
1	1 Vote	Dance Review: Zendora Dance Takes a Closer Look at This Map of Gotham City Room
1	1 Vote	10 Video Game Characters That Defined Star Trek and Doctor Who's Bold New Era!
1	1 Vote	It's Not His Wife Bites Her Husband's Genitals After He Was 4, He Thought His Yard Was Totally Shocked
1	1 Vote	The 5 Feet of Snow, So Strapped THIS to Her Future Chicago Man Attempting Fuck Her Right in the Feels
1	1 Vote	Lenovo's Latest Hybrid Laptop Is Just What You Actually Wish You Could Grill
1	1 Vote	80's Polish "Dexter" Intro Will Make You Fall Asleep