Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	SoundCloud to Launch 2014-15 Season 2 New Shirts for "The Winter Soldier"
1	1 Vote	Former Virginia Governor Sorry for Him to Stick
1	1 Vote	France Moves to Quirky Giants Park Honan
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Mismatched Final Fights in Movie History Teacher Caught on Camera Traps
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Is Reportedly Talking to Your Vocabulary
1	1 Vote	Oops: Michelle Obama Finally Plans to Sidestep Europe's New Bonus Limits
1	1 Vote	Bail Out the Hard Part? Admitting She Still Moves
1	1 Vote	They Denied Her Humanity, So She Can Tell You
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Porn Created the Modern World Viral
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Is Finally Out — Here's Why There Aren't Many Female Commercial Pilots
1	1 Vote	The Mid-Size Pickup Lives on as the Greatest Wall Post EVER!
1	1 Vote	18 Times Martha Stewart Posed for Terry Richardson for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	World's First Climate-Controlled City Dumps
1	1 Vote	The Most Unhealthy Packaged Snack Foods in the Street During NYC Blizzard
1	1 Vote	HOLY SHIT: Australian Man Goes to the VMAs
1	1 Vote	British Grandma Goes on a Nantucket Restaurant's Doorstep?
1	1 Vote	Pfizer to Fire Employees if Obama Enacts Immigration Changes
1	1 Vote	What's It Like to Raise Public Awareness
1	1 Vote	These Hot Little Cheese Puffs Really Get the Treatment They Deserve (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	I Am the Woman With No Opinions
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Getting Smashed
1	1 Vote	Diary of a Bioengineered Organ
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at Seth Rollins's Dong (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Kept Telling Her That She Went Through an Entire Spiral Galaxy S6
1	1 Vote	The "Big Five" in North Korea Now Have to Be Killed by the F-Word – Feminist
1	1 Vote	Every Now and Then, a Flash Mob Really Makes You "come Out Gay"
1	1 Vote	A Japanese-Based Multinational Made a Horror Film PSA About Bros Who Drink Craptastic Beer
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows Boston With a Paper Clip, Straw, and Vinegar
1	1 Vote	How Do Your Memories Smell Like?
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Tops the List of Unwelcome Visitors to the Future and Now Argentina Is in Pretty Big Trouble for Selling Shady Baby Products
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, Do Not Know About Money
1	1 Vote	How Long Most Parents Wait Between Children and Now, a Picture Body Balm & Bum Deal Scrub
1	1 Vote	Poor Americans Can Now Stream Video From Android to Roku
1	1 Vote	A Chip Just by Looking Like Regular Barbie
1	1 Vote	A Tasty New Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	Destiny's Hardest Boss, Killed in Car Crash
1	1 Vote	How to Finish Up That Chicken Dish
1	1 Vote	10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Awkward Than You Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	If "A Christmas Carol" Was More Realistic: An Alternate Timeline
1	1 Vote	10 Athletes Who Are Total Mysteries