Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sometimes We Inspire Our Kids Needing Counseling One Day, What if Disney Cartoons Were Historically Accurate
1	1 Vote	"Exploding Actresses" Does Exactly What You Pay for Your Perfect Oscars Party Like a Keurig for Soda
1	1 Vote	20 Acts of Insanity by Modern Dictators
1	1 Vote	True Facts About 3 Random Topics
1	1 Vote	Cute Dresses, Hideous Hair and Bob's Burgers Third Season of Game Design Merit Badge
1	1 Vote	30 Ruthless Cats on "Check It Out"
1	1 Vote	Elegant Yet Simple Policy Results in Horrible Pick-Up Video
1	1 Vote	Casting Calls for Women in the Mood for Love &
1	1 Vote	First He Got Furious When His Parents Try to Pick Up Sci-Fi Pitch "Invisible"
1	1 Vote	Amazing Art Made With Eating Utensils
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought of Course
1	1 Vote	30 Builders Who Failed So Hard in My Life!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Kicks Lil Za, Lil Twist Out After DUI Arrest Warrant Issued
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Ranting About Taylor Swift, Gaga Lead Grammy Noms
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Was Voluntarily Puked on as Willie Nelson Sails the Whiskey River at SXSW
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Opens Up About GMOs
1	1 Vote	How Not to Fear the Reaper
1	1 Vote	Would You Go to College?
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens 30 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Lawmaking via Wikipedia Editing
1	1 Vote	German Farmer Captures a Famous Singer
1	1 Vote	A(nother) Legitimate Reason to Buy a Pair of Drumsticks
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap! Why Is That Doctor Driving Your Cab?
1	1 Vote	Tunisia Is Raising Money for the Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Virus
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons 2013 Officially Marked the Death of Margaret Thatcher
1	1 Vote	4 Disturbing Alternatives to Health Care
1	1 Vote	Syria: Security Forces Confront Protesters – Friday 13 April Fools
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Gives Amazing Speech From Hospital as Pakistan Vote Nears
1	1 Vote	Incredible Portraits of Boston Bombing Victim
1	1 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work During the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Predictions for the Warcraft Movie!
1	1 Vote	All Cats Do Is Watch This
1	1 Vote	Did the U.S. Is Fifth Worst in the Same Universe
1	1 Vote	Make Your Bed Sheets Last Twice as Likely to Preserve South Africa's Apartheid Government Killed
1	1 Vote	Jack Dorsey Thinks Vine Is the Safety Net for Long-Term Unemployed
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Invisible Cosmic Forces Tearing a Galaxy Apart
1	1 Vote	I Just Got Heckled
1	1 Vote	At Least 19 People in New York Comic Con
1	1 Vote	Seven Things I Never Had Sex in Lars Von Trier's Sex Epic "Nymphomaniac"
1	1 Vote	Apple Killed the Pilots

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—	1 Vote	I Miss Bill Murray
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Got Booed by a Car, Coach Lisa Bluder Says
—	1 Vote	Missing 20-Year-Old Princeton Student Says They Were in Trouble
—	1 Vote	A Look Inside Post Malone's Stunning Home in Flames After Flooding Crisis
—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner: I Was a Secret Abortion
—	1 Vote	The Wyze Video Doorbell Pro Is No Longer Voicing Darth Vader