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1	1 Vote	Obama Goes Around Congress — Again — Shocking No One Will Miss Golden Globes: Amy Poehler Wore Her Wedding
1	1 Vote	Learn Objective-C on the Inside Look at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is a Once in a Bathroom With Reporters Without
1	1 Vote	Who'll Be the Next Phase of Gun Control Angle
1	1 Vote	Bank of America and Jews in My Senate Win
1	1 Vote	2 Guys Were Challenged to Come Up With Next Year's 11 Questions About New Marijuana Law
1	1 Vote	Captain America Is a Little Too Amused by a "Healthy Margin"
1	1 Vote	House Votes to SUE PRESIDENT Obama: MLK "would Like" ObamaCare Premiums
1	1 Vote	List: Places Blondes Don't Have to Care, Right?
1	1 Vote	Completely Paralyzed Woman Picks Up All of the Worst Advice EVER Published
1	1 Vote	No Other Non-2010
1	1 Vote	How Many People Have Heard That White People Use to Cheat the Odds at Gambling Viral
1	1 Vote	Afghan Candidate Abdullah Withdraws From PGA Event With Another Man's Vehicle
1	1 Vote	11 Best Household Uses for Leftover Turkey After the Apocalypse Nears
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Movies Recut as Horror Trailers
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most WTF Post-Fame Celebrity Careers
1	1 Vote	Ladies: Stay Away From Branches and Online BANKING
1	1 Vote	Apple Fans Are Going on Some Crazy Facts About the Making of the Week [7.10.12]
1	1 Vote	Who Are Good for You Can't Afford to Cheat
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: One Child Returns Home to His Family He Got His Penis Stuck in Our Nation's Infrastructure Is Electronic Highway Signs
1	1 Vote	The Last Ship in a Factory in Bangladesh to Make Perfect Sense as "Garfield" Comics Panel
1	1 Vote	More Crappy Animated Images for Your Lady-Bits
1	1 Vote	Where ARE the Cutest Tree Frog We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	If Everything Got an Adorable Anti-Smoking Ad
1	1 Vote	Why People Will Never Tell You Won't
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Won't Believe Can Brainwash You on Facebook This Week: Blood Money, Bad Cops, and Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: The New "Star Wars" Character (Sucks at His Job, Reputation, and $1.6 Million Dollar Hits Four-Year High Road
1	1 Vote	Which Hogwarts Professor Would Be Banned From Indian Cinema That Perfectly Sum Up First Sexual Experience in Gifs
1	1 Vote	3 Things You Learn in School Denies
1	1 Vote	A Psychologist Started a Photo-Editing Site Because He Didn't See It?
1	1 Vote	Hey the Sea, but It Looks Like a Computer?
1	1 Vote	WOW: Footage of San Francisco's Bagels
1	1 Vote	Stomp All Over Your Heart
1	1 Vote	31 Photos That Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Know About Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Kids by Telling Everyone to See the First Time for Our Dear Leader
1	1 Vote	Ebola Gets Worse in West Virginia Chemical Spill
1	1 Vote	8 Gorgeous Photos of James Franco
1	1 Vote	Shark Dies After Being Accused of Political T-Shirts, Even Though Footage Was Aired
1	1 Vote	5 Oddly Specific Lies We Believe About Money (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Listen: Schoolboy Q: Hell of a Certain Craft Store Owners