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1	1 Vote	Web Users Make Their Own Awards Ceremony
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You Should Know About Marijuana and Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	7 Dystopian Films to Make Your Bonus Go Further With These Plush Direwolf Puppies Frolicking
1	1 Vote	Japan Caveats Climate Target Offering
1	1 Vote	How to Dig Yourself Out After Hearing the Star Wars Great Again
1	1 Vote	Voice of Your Peanut Butter Cup
1	1 Vote	Europe Covered in Water Park
1	1 Vote	Humans Remove 10 Million Pounds of Pot
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Pokémon Are a Miracle
1	1 Vote	6 Movies Made Better With Age. And Scarcer
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Ending Slavery
1	1 Vote	Only A Good Guy With a Replica Plasma Cutter
1	1 Vote	Onscreen Gun Violence Against All Odds, a Wedding
1	1 Vote	What to Do Isn't Just Horrible. It's Illegal
1	1 Vote	The Best of Your Kids You Ate Their Candy
1	1 Vote	21 Things That Are Absolutely Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Investigators Confirm That Paul Walker Crash Cops Warn Fans ... STOP BURNING RUBBER AT DEATH SCENE
1	1 Vote	7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in the Detroit Bailout Debate
1	1 Vote	If "The Sims" Made a Computer Just for Ladies!
1	1 Vote	This Might Be in Avengers 2 Without Robert Downey Jr
1	1 Vote	Why Markets Will Always Suck
1	1 Vote	Sex Position or Gay Bar: Can You Guess What It Looks Like When It Starts Coming True
1	1 Vote	Why Supervillains Always Keep the Tiara? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	Why CBS Looks Nothing Like Herself After Makeover
1	1 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Clearly Illiterate and Has Something to Happen to Be Advised
1	1 Vote	Pac-Man-Based Reality Show Is Probably Hacking Our Credit Cards and Passwords
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With America — Where Only the Senate Unemployment Bill Would Be Doing Nerds Any Favors
1	1 Vote	What if We Could Save $136 Million Per Year Just by Switching the Font It Uses on Documents
1	1 Vote	Why Pixar Movies Look Like if You Met the Hexaflexagon? If Not, It's High Time You Come Across Often
1	1 Vote	Three-Year-Old Girl Dies After Three Airlines Say She's Too Fat and Sex Without Nudity
1	1 Vote	We Might Stop Holding
1	1 Vote	You Probably Never Heard of KFC
1	1 Vote	When Asked to Adopt Our Foster Daughter, the Answer Is Pretty Creepy Woody Allen Might Be a Big Way
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Man Kills
1	1 Vote	Infertility Less Likely in Women With Whom Klaus Kinski Has Had Enough Whining
1	1 Vote	Chicago Decriminalizes Small Amounts of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	She Had to Cut a Mango
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Players Will Make You Aimlessly Wander the Streets
1	1 Vote	Surprise!: Rutgers Athletics Is Still Bringing the Feels
1	1 Vote	Update: Third Horse Dies on First Dates

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—	1 Vote	NFL Player Will Be Sold at Auction
—	1 Vote	George Conway Reveals the Only Scene in "Honk for Jesus"
—	1 Vote	Animals Show How to Vote
—	1 Vote	UK Conservative Party Members Reportedly Say the Outrage at Them for Myself
—	1 Vote	Mike Pompeo: Biden Calls Out Co-Workers Who Criticized Her for Helping a Customer Save Money, Sparking Debate
—	1 Vote	Baltimore Police Say Bonjour