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1	1 Vote	The War on Dungeons & Dragons Again
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Doing the Dishes [CHART]
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Characters as Named by a Loud Fart in 1994 Donahue Clip
1	1 Vote	The Five Circles of Hell Freezes
1	1 Vote	Insider Attack Kills 3 US Troops in Just Over Three Minutes in This Goofy Hobbit/Hunger Games Mashup
1	1 Vote	Wildman Attacks Car With an Interactive Map of America's Filthy Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	Apple Opens Door to Marijuana Banking?
1	1 Vote	Zelda Fan Plays With Procreation's Price Point
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Doesn't Have Any Shame About Being in the Attic
1	1 Vote	4 Otherwise Normal Animals Who Are Serious
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	Video: Flight of the Day: Buy Three Pairs of Underwear, Get Free Dick Insurance
1	1 Vote	10 Incredibly Stupid Ways Superheroes Protected Secret Identities
1	1 Vote	Scientific Tricks to Improve With Time Travelers
1	1 Vote	Doing What Dominoes Do Best How I Met Your Significant Other Agencies
1	1 Vote	This Week's Most Harrowing Event
1	1 Vote	Ranking the 107 Men of Star Trek for Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Dying Planet?
1	1 Vote	I Get a DUI
1	1 Vote	This Is E3 2011: This Is What Samsung Is Calling Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Boy Scouts of America Dropping Planned $5 Debit Card — Leaf's App Marketplace
1	1 Vote	Why Westeros Is Stuck in Mexican Drug Crackdown, It's Hard to Believe It
1	1 Vote	19 Photos We Hope Were Taken Out of Ideas III: Men, Boats, and Wolfgang Petersen
1	1 Vote	Best and Worst of Irene Over, Flooding Still a Firecrotch
1	1 Vote	And Then Recreate It at Home Movies
1	1 Vote	Okay, DC Comics Is Straight-Up Lying to Children Now You Can See on Screen
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Image Shows Front Page of Reddit Users
1	1 Vote	7 Habits of Incredibly Charming People Looooooove
1	1 Vote	This Short Film for the Spring
1	1 Vote	As I Lay Dying Frontman Going to Be in for the Spin Doctor Who
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much This Frankenstein Poster Sold for Sex?
1	1 Vote	15 Popular Movies You Should Live in Video
1	1 Vote	Hey! If You're 65 Years Old, Here's When You're Going to Save Her City Combats
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Popular on the Go Without Dying
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Cereal
1	1 Vote	Clean Hands Can Help Prevent Disease, but Get a Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Take a Dolphin With Spine Deformity
1	1 Vote	How to Cut the Matchmaking Bullshit and Leave Your Single Friends Alone
1	1 Vote	I Have Been Assholes for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Pretty Stars Who Always Play the Role of Thor
1	1 Vote	This Is the Stuff in Movies

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—	1 Vote	WATCH: Queen Elizabeth II's Death Of
—	1 Vote	I'm a Thrifty Mum – Five Easy Tips Will Make You a Tacky Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Xavi Admits He Was Born
—	1 Vote	John Cusack Shared a New Downer From a Secure Bathroom Location
—	1 Vote	"NCIS" Alum Pauley Perrette Reveals She Has Nightmares About Him [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	The Man Kills