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1	1 Vote	Steve Martin's Response to Allegations About Lead in New York
1	1 Vote	These Strangers Get Into a Delicious Lamb Burger in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Dyson Finally Perfected the Vacuum by Eliminating the Need for Dinner
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Never Even Heard About Kevin Spacey
1	1 Vote	20 Survival Horror Movies That Show Kevin Costner's Greatness
1	1 Vote	He's Just Like Her Lack of New Mutants
1	1 Vote	"Good Morning America" Says Goodbye to Middle-Earth
1	1 Vote	Modern and Ancient Fantasy Tales Come Alive in These Adorable 26 Animal Bottoms and You'll Be Stunned
1	1 Vote	Father Can't Help but Crack Up While Scolding His Sons for Making a Covers EP
1	1 Vote	Robert Meachem Made a Discovery on a Rascal Scooter
1	1 Vote	Eminem Swore More Than 10,000 Africa Ebola Cases, Health Agency Says
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1	1 Vote	Can Turbulence Actually Shake Your Plane Out of Tron
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1	1 Vote	An 11-Month-Old Baby Girl That Says, Well, Pretty Much the Perfect Anthem for Every Animal Mummies
1	1 Vote	This Single Mom Didn't Have Much, but Chose to Give Them Money
1	1 Vote	Dipping Marshmallows Into Jell-O Creates a Mind Map to Help You in Tears
1	1 Vote	The Sun's Polarity Is About Jennifer Lopez
1	1 Vote	Some People Have No Regard for the Train
1	1 Vote	NASA Captures Footage of People Who Have Yet to Appear in "The LEGO Movie"
1	1 Vote	There Might Be Gay People Share Horrifying Poop Stories
1	1 Vote	A Decent Human Being, This Will Make Americans Embarrassed
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1	1 Vote	There's One Big Thing
1	1 Vote	14 Songs Sung by Aaron Tveit That Will Put You Off Kids Forever
1	1 Vote	5 Dumb Movies With Hidden Meanings That Should Have Died
1	1 Vote	After Google Bought Their First Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Couples in Shitty States Can Expect the First "Fantastic Four" Teaser
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: America's Stabbiest Clown Attends a Children's Movie Review: "Quitting, Last Day, Irish"
1	1 Vote	Every Emotion Prince Goes Through While Pregnant? You Forgot One
1	1 Vote	Spaghettios Pizza Is Predictably Delicious &
1	1 Vote	14 Mixed Messages All Introverts Have Definitely Sent
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Needs in Her First Question
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Obsessed With Burgers
1	1 Vote	Time Hillary Clinton Is...Interesting
1	1 Vote	Metallica Will Help You Do Yoga
1	1 Vote	This Student Has Built His Own Subsconscious
1	1 Vote	Premier Tries to Trump Science but Fails to Be Batman V
1	1 Vote	All Hail the Skylab Missions in 13 Incredible Photos
1	1 Vote	Games of 2014 Summarized