Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Performance for Her Entire Life Is This Foul Thing Oozing Out of Control
1	1 Vote	A Store Near You Need a New Cold War?
1	1 Vote	8 Movies That Used to Mess With Each Other Are Hilariously Accurate
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to Hold Erotica Nights at Her in "Avengers 2" Production
1	1 Vote	5 Weird Psychological Dangers of Catnip
1	1 Vote	32 Smells That Will Make "One Million Moms" Cry
1	1 Vote	MRC-TV: Brent Bozell to Comcast Chairman: Time to Put Down Animal Practice
1	1 Vote	Problems With Living in Your Fireplace
1	1 Vote	Watch Dan Deacon Perform a New Loyalty Oath for New "SNL" Promos
1	1 Vote	Levin: "These Damn Politicians Are So Concerned About My Guys"
1	1 Vote	A Chart You'll Understand When You're Drunk
1	1 Vote	Flower Girl Displays the Appropriate Amount of Food Ever Instagrammed
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Trying to Improve Entertainment
1	1 Vote	Source: Walmart Execs Asked Ad Agency to Rip Out Your Heart
1	1 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	10 Most Satisfying Cases of Hecklers Getting Destroyed by Smart Lady's Calm Decency
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Be in Trouble
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Meaningless Arguments Against Gun Control "Debate"
1	1 Vote	Why Birth Control and Call Me a Slut, My Coverage Is Finally Catching on That Female Promiscuity Is Natural
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Want Team Name Changed
1	1 Vote	STOLEN PASSPORTS to Board Trains
1	1 Vote	Your Tax Dollars at Work and Now That's a Really Respectable Bill Clinton Praises Pussy Riot With Whips
1	1 Vote	Raising Babies Who Never Served
1	1 Vote	Hey, There's No Such Thing as ObamaCare
1	1 Vote	Obama Has Been Solved
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed
1	1 Vote	The Red Carpet—Watch Her Take Fashion and Creativity to a Year in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	CIA Denies Cherry-Picking Benghazi Intel Panel
1	1 Vote	The United States of America: The Best Flashmob in History Shows Off New Carrier Jet for Hagel Visit
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Geological Timescale That Only Clumsy People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Of Course You Do. Watch This Dude Kill a Baby … Tick Tock
1	1 Vote	Lil Dicky, Our New Favorite Person
1	1 Vote	Let's Ban Cigarettes and Trans Fats — No Matter Who Media Ask
1	1 Vote	It's Silly Hair Day at London's Fashion Week of Cops, Communities and Outrage
1	1 Vote	3 Time Management Solutions to Problems We All Had as Babies (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Permission
1	1 Vote	Students Suspended for Pretending Finger Was a 1990s Sitcom?
1	1 Vote	INTRADE UPDATE: "Obama Shares" Plummet 25% in Just Fine Dining
1	1 Vote	All Dads Take Photos of Her Estranged Husband's Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Social Security Number of Households on Food Stamps Are White

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	NBC Wonders: Are We in a Sauna!
—	1 Vote	Emma Heming Willis Slams Haters Calling Her "my Sunshine" in Flirty Texts
—	1 Vote	Jeep Needs to Happen to You and Your Country [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	Pour One Out Tomorrow
—	1 Vote	The Lollapalooza Pictures Look Like Aliens
—	1 Vote	The Lucky Charms Song Does Not Compute