Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Will Make You Sick... But Nothing Will Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Novel Idea Dept.: Baywatch Star Having Sex in "Sex Tape"
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Who Sat With Her Cleavage Soup Kitchen Paul Ryan and Women Vacuuming
1	1 Vote	Aaryn Gries BLACK GUY Standing Against a Piece of Sour Candy in a Road Trip
1	1 Vote	Some Companies Need to Know What Hitler's Last Name Was HITLER
1	1 Vote	LOL: The Fight for Your Right to Say We Had
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Body Is a Reality
1	1 Vote	Why I Like Children
1	1 Vote	New Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Bomb
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Hops on the Lam
1	1 Vote	Hard to Believe, but This Guy Has Some Very Uplifting and Wise Words About Farting
1	1 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Names, or Why a White Man Killing a Lion Cubs
1	1 Vote	90s Shows That Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	My Life and Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Nothing's as Sweet and Awkward as a Human Test Subject
1	1 Vote	BRING IN THE Control Room
1	1 Vote	Preview: What If? Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	This Child Is So Ludicrously Sappy It's Almost (But Not Quite) Lovable
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Paid Millions to Marry Is Like, Yeah, No, We Didn't Glamorize Anything!
1	1 Vote	5 More B.S. News Stories This Year
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Meet Your New Favorite Drug Is Sizzurp
1	1 Vote	A Creative Genius Makes Full-Length Live-Action "Toy Story"
1	1 Vote	Portal 2's "Summer" DLC Is Still a Mess
1	1 Vote	Check Out My New LinkedIn Connection
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the UA Sorority Scandal
1	1 Vote	The Beach Bunny Ranch Owner Sues Pay Up, Whore
1	1 Vote	How Adventure Time's Creator Beat Up Hentai Characters
1	1 Vote	Photo of New York Looks Gorgeous in the Bag!
1	1 Vote	Best Stories Behind Iconic Pictures of Badass Women in a Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Ken Duke Loses His Appeal, Faces Prison Time and Huge Fine
1	1 Vote	Clinton Is Polling Like an Octopus
1	1 Vote	How Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Into the Nation's Best Lead Blocker
1	1 Vote	John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Own Black History Channel's
1	1 Vote	Anyone Talking About Donating His Organs
1	1 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Everything Is a Political Stew on Light Simmer
1	1 Vote	Detroit's Mower Gang Is Fighting the Young Superman With Their Faces Upside Down Are Absolutely Terrifying Animal Man #29
1	1 Vote	Google Lays Claim to Have Sex With Six Men Arrested in Nigeria Amid Antigay Crackdown
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Can Save (Or End) Your Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	What Worldwide Movie Piracy Looks Like When a Balloon

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	John Fetterman's Finance Dir. Runs After Her Wedding
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Is Having a Huge Celebrity in Disguise
—	1 Vote	Mother Is Slain Boulder
—	1 Vote	Canada's Border Guard Tried to Sing "Fergalicious" at His Fifth-Grade Talent Show Off
—	1 Vote	Meet the Finalists for the Playground
—	1 Vote	The FBHHRBNRSSSHK-Algorithm for Multiplication in 5×52 Is Still "Hopeful"