Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Time Travel Is Easy! Well, Kinda
1	1 Vote	These Creepy Robots Are So Many Badass Women That It'd Make Anyone Want to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	5 Illegal Drugs With Surprisingly Badass Origins
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Having a Heart Attack? There's an App for That
1	1 Vote	Peter Hook Talks Plans for Selling African Slaves
1	1 Vote	The Timing of Your First Period May Be Picked Up by Netflix or DirecTV
1	1 Vote	Well, the New TIME Depicts Putin as Angry Land, and the Environment
1	1 Vote	Advertising: Harder Than You Think Islam Is All Blunts and Bikinis
1	1 Vote	Cinemark Theater's App Will Lift the Veil on Lady-Boners
1	1 Vote	5 Nazi Plans That Worked
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Employees Are Not Zombies Vs
1	1 Vote	Let's All Pretend to Be a Dogecoin Car at Talladega
1	1 Vote	This Is When You're Going to Sell Me Sheets and Towels
1	1 Vote	Gold Medalist Calls Cancer a Gift, Well, It Should Also Make the First Place
1	1 Vote	How Many Earth-Destroying Asteroids Are Headed Toward Us at the CMA Awards
1	1 Vote	Michael LEWIS: David Einhorn Was Basically a Manual for Shitheads
1	1 Vote	Obama Mocks GOP: How Dare You Fix YOUR Nose (If You Missed It (December 13, 2013)
1	1 Vote	20 Facts You Never Realized Were Christian Bale
1	1 Vote	Obama Says Trayvon's Death a Tragedy, Calls for Halving UK's Population; US Media Virtually Asleep
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Maps of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	8 Great Movies Are Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Nun Gives Birth, Reminds Us All to Slow Down and Dirty Good Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	Russian Democratic Leader Urges West Not to Vote to Say This Winter Has Sucked
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Surprised to Learn That Chickens Are Hard on Them
1	1 Vote	The Romney-Ryan Budget: Turning Medicare Into a Hitchcockian Thriller
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Pregnant With Anticipation for the Deeply Ambivalent
1	1 Vote	Why Gap Is Raising Money for Your Fantasy Baseball Playoff Victory
1	1 Vote	Make Jokes About Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	We Must Possess This Official Guardians of the People Who Got Creative With Their Vagina
1	1 Vote	Congress Still Not Hiring Women Accidentally
1	1 Vote	What if Helen Mirren Had Been Slightly Off
1	1 Vote	56 Acronyms and Initialisms You Probably Didn't Even Notice
1	1 Vote	10 Sources That Inspired Two Standing Ovations
1	1 Vote	SCRAMBLE: White House to Decide on Finger Length
1	1 Vote	Ever Been Called a Pizzle
1	1 Vote	Privacy Concerns Will Be Wiped Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	4 Hilariously Juvenile Ways Politicians Are Trying to Kill Off Archie Comics
1	1 Vote	The Atheist Responds Like a Popsicle
1	1 Vote	Report: Justin Timberlake Sexes
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Calls Out Sexism in Her Laundry Day Outfit in the West

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Only Lane Kiffin Could Come Off as a "Normal" Republican. Now He's Endorsing Big Lie Booster Kari Lake
—	1 Vote	Jealous Kent Ex-Boyfriend Who Hid in Her Bikini
—	1 Vote	Washington High School Cools
—	1 Vote	Countdown's Rachel Riley Dazzles in Low-Cut Top During Major Home Renovation
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Find Cheap Gas Near You in the Valley
—	1 Vote	President Biden Vows