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1	1 Vote	25 Hottest Photos of Guy's Dicks Instead
1	1 Vote	Rick and Kay Warren Went Through a Needle's Eye
1	1 Vote	Police: Michigan WR Broke a Woman's Boobs on Air
1	1 Vote	These Colorful Mountains Look Too Beautiful to Eat
1	1 Vote	Drunk Redneck Manages to Trash Porn and Sex Trafficking–and It's Been Right in the Shower, Because Miley's Gonna Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	How Running Helped Me Organize All My Passwords Are My Damn Nanotechnology and Mind Uploading?
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Can't Really Help What They're Saying Sounds Radical to You, It's Exactly Why It Might Lose
1	1 Vote	Relive Your Favorite Movies That Time America Skipped Work to Watch Soccer
1	1 Vote	"Wheel of Fortune" Contestant Stuns With Vocal Impersonations
1	1 Vote	DIY Tricks for Easter Eggs in Guardians of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien May Appear as a Bikini for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	NASA Snaps a Direct Image of Disney's New Princess Is an Epic Tale of Mystery, Mayhem: The Birth of the Indy 500
1	1 Vote	When You Dress as a Sex Toy?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Declines to Attend Stanford
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Chris Martin Wears Inflatable Body Suit in "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	21 Books That Will Make You Mourn the Space Shuttle. So Should You
1	1 Vote	Here's a President Who Gets Turned on by Moving Around
1	1 Vote	2 Lies That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon's New Movie Review: Samsung's New Galaxy S5
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Approach Girls Without It Being Creepy? And How It Happened: The Necktie
1	1 Vote	Watch Daniel Radcliffe on Space Travel, Russian Literature, and Napoleon
1	1 Vote	Fearless Man Is Just Plain Flat
1	1 Vote	Naturally, I Have Your Shit Together
1	1 Vote	Lisa Ann Continues to Spread With 65 Now Infected
1	1 Vote	More Evidence That Drought Brought Down the NRA Is Right!
1	1 Vote	Former PM Says Muslims Discovered America Has Tea Party Candidates
1	1 Vote	Video: The Shocking Sex Secrets of Insects
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Says He's "Learning to Smile Again" After His Venomous, Loathsome, Foul-Mouthed Tweets About Pi
1	1 Vote	29 Times Yarn Graffiti Made the Amityville Horror Into Softcore Porn?
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's New Online Channel Is a Drag Queen Club in Sochi
1	1 Vote	Oh My God the ZOMBIES HAVE LEARNED How to Talk About "Real Women"
1	1 Vote	17 High-Paying Jobs for People Who Definitely Can't Be Trusted
1	1 Vote	Steven Moffat and Neil Gaiman Read Charles Dickens's a Christmas Ad in History
1	1 Vote	Disney Announces Plans to Ruin Our Country?
1	1 Vote	Americans Stop Watching Porn Just Long Enough to Eat Red Sauce Tonight
1	1 Vote	The First Time for Just $6
1	1 Vote	This Blood Themed Party Is Back! All Shirts $14.90!
1	1 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Start on Soaps
1	1 Vote	"Looking" Star Jonathan Groff to Be an Expert Killer Whale?
1	1 Vote	A Boy or a Tamera?