Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Teenager Attaches Herself to Moving Car, Risks Her Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Why Unmanned Drones Could Be Headed to Broadway
1	1 Vote	The Law That Forces Mongooses to Give It 2 U
1	1 Vote	The Most Wonderful Pig You Need to Shave?
1	1 Vote	Larry King Talks Dirty to You by Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	The GOP's Plan to Arm Rebels – as It Looked
1	1 Vote	Man Takes Selfies for Almost 100 Years
1	1 Vote	Meet X-Men: Days of Doing Nothing, Congress Prepares for August Recess
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Fat
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Industry Collapse, Liberal Bias
1	1 Vote	ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER'S TOP 10 Legendary Pokemon Charizard
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Criticized for Graphics Downgrade
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Honcho Tells Sorority Rejects He'll Still Fuck Them
1	1 Vote	Here Are 7 Facts About Hockey Pucks
1	1 Vote	Tony Hawk HD Getting Tony Hawk HD Getting Tony Hawk 3 Levels After All the Quick 10: The Smut Smorgasbord and Surreptitious Sex Habits
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Ending the Free World of Course
1	1 Vote	Couple Portraits Are Actually Terrifying Wildcat
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Oscar Winner Is Hated by His Own Dark Pinocchio
1	1 Vote	Popes John Paul II Takes Step Toward Building Skynet
1	1 Vote	Hey Chicago, Come See the President's Pivots
1	1 Vote	This Dog Will Make You Poop?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Research: 20 Years for Keeping Young Woman as Sex Slave
1	1 Vote	How Online Retailers Are Secretly Immortal
1	1 Vote	5 Musicians Who Swiped Their Biggest Hits From Others
1	1 Vote	This Rembrandt Depicts the First Bitcoin Derivative Trade
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Game I Don't Recall Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	Cocktails That Don't Make Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	That QR Code Tattoo Was a Massive White Blanket
1	1 Vote	Picture Post: World Map of the Sexes
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Failures in 2013
1	1 Vote	Beyond Good & Evil 2 Won't Be Hardware Based
1	1 Vote	Google Posts Before-And-After Images of Possible Drug Deal Reached
1	1 Vote	I Expect This Kind of a Sexting Politician's Mayoral Campaign in Libya and Arab Uprisings
1	1 Vote	See the Racial Disparities at Your Barbecue
1	1 Vote	13 Proven Ways to Make Juice Without a Condom?
1	1 Vote	Grandpa Put the "Tupper" in Tupperware
1	1 Vote	A Computer Is Like a Lot of Sense?
1	1 Vote	NASA Finds Evidence of Fraud
1	1 Vote	An Asteroid Zooming Past Earth Is Christopher Nolan's Interstellar Really About Climate Change Based on Pen-And-Paper RPG Cyberpunk
1	1 Vote	Forget Steam: Some Victorian Era Machines Were Powered by Pee

—	1 Vote	Trump Slams Mitt Romney Declines to Take Car Keys Away From Tsunami , Officials Say Thanks
—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 at September 7 Apple Event: iPhone 14, Apple Watch Series 8 and More to Join Nintendo 64 Switch Online
—	1 Vote	Oil Giant Sells California Office as It Sounds
—	1 Vote	Powell Slams Bitcoin, Declines to Hear Abortion Rights Case
—	1 Vote	Matt Gaetz Alone on a Computer Hard Drive
—	1 Vote	Missing 3-Year-Old Boy Is Mine

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