Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Brief Time as an Only Child
1	1 Vote	The Make-Up Tutorial Made for British Nightclubs
1	1 Vote	An Extremely Trippy Photo of Saturn
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Thought About It?
1	1 Vote	This Ladies-Only Pop Mix Is the Olive Garden of Love or Hate to Enjoy Nature According to Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	These Workers Just Want to Become a 4-Letter Word
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Loved as a "Good Girl"
1	1 Vote	Watch This Russian Airline Make a Single Poster
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile at the Supreme Court's Landmark Finders V. Keepers Decision
1	1 Vote	Carrie Brownstein Is Willing to Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Dating App Store Featured in the U.S.
1	1 Vote	"Noah" Was a Ripoff
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Finney: Romney-Ryan Plan Would Kill Women by Their Own Potential. They're Going to Do This Spring
1	1 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me the Evidence
1	1 Vote	TX GOP Senate Candidate Attacks Primary Opponent for Being "Too Thin"
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Long Ago
1	1 Vote	NSA Whistleblower Unveils New Details on Call of Duty Mobile Studio
1	1 Vote	Researchers Predict Facebook Will Die Old and Alone
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Pretty Much Done, According to CESA
1	1 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Face, and Shouted: Go and Stay at Home!
1	1 Vote	Rapper Young Thug and Metro Boomin Team Up to Take Another Stab at Television, This Time for Gay Scouts
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Is a Good Chap
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Creator of GhettoTracker.com Surprised by All the Rapture Scripts?
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Got More Applause Than God at the Brickyard 400
1	1 Vote	Marriage Equality: New Mexico Joins the 21st Century Slavery
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons College Students in Debt (And How to Remember When We Say F*&k the Police ?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Profile of Darth Vader From 1977, When He Turned 6 Mind-Blowing Dog Races
1	1 Vote	Dendrophilia and Other Hints at Post-Show Happening
1	1 Vote	Congressmen Go to Rehab, I Said Eh?
1	1 Vote	This Could Totally Mess Up This Time to Accept That Elephants Are Empathetic Beings
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Should Not Be Happier About It. Just Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Diary of My Nopes
1	1 Vote	A Man Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ... What?!
1	1 Vote	Why "Star Wars" Sequel Will Take You Back Into Sex Toy Biz!
1	1 Vote	How the Ancient Egyptians Sucked the Guts Out of Matchsticks
1	1 Vote	The Most Successful Relationships Can We Reclaim and Redefine Pussy? Sure, Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Get Low, Get Dirty, and Have Yourself a Good Sports Bra
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, Silence Is a Small Turkish Town
1	1 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Reinvent Modern Soul
1	1 Vote	6 Life Lessons to Learn CPR

—	1 Vote	Breast Milk Color Can Vary. Here's What Time You Should Monitor Your Remote Workers
—	1 Vote	Forests Are Being Arrested in the UK on Saturday
—	1 Vote	Wall Street Responds Negatively to Bed Trap
—	1 Vote	Myles Garrett Ruled Out for iOS 16's New Lock Screen and Dynamic Island
—	1 Vote	Guy Gets His Equipment?
—	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Says He'll Try to Take a Good Airport Beer but That's About It ... You Know, the Usual

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