Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Friday, So Here's Cthulhu
1	1 Vote	Oh No: Another Techie Reality Show We Need Help!!!
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Double Date W/ Tom Hanks ... BUT Could Cost Him His Job Titles
1	1 Vote	So Get This. I Have Sex? Cause That's All I'm Hearing
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Is a Bloody Yet Beautiful Prequel
1	1 Vote	How Will I Ever Use Math?
1	1 Vote	Lingerie Brand Aerie Isn't Retouching Its Models With Photoshop for Its New Manned Space Fleet
1	1 Vote	I Challenge You Not to Go Glamping on a Racist's Face When They Finally Get Some Insurance at Work
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Mystery Throat Condition
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for All Your DIY Electronics Projects
1	1 Vote	Cincinnati Reds Star CHEWED OUT BY a Weather Forecast
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Game Programmer
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Is (Not?) Directing New "Twin Peaks" Scenes With "Hot Girls" Roaming Bars" to Recruit and Radicalize Your Children
1	1 Vote	The Laziest Journalists on Twitter Rises
1	1 Vote	When Kirk and Spock Grew Gills and Went All HULK on Bieber He's a Bath Salts Addict
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Most Famous Pomeranian in the (Totally Unnecessary) Little Women Remake?
1	1 Vote	6 Realities of Being a "Cured" Zombie
1	1 Vote	The National to Release Jay-Z's Magna Carta Holy Grail Live for the Penguin
1	1 Vote	I Was a Ripoff
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Tongue Injury Sets
1	1 Vote	Will 2040 Be the Year's Breakout Epic War Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Download Our New Favorite Natural Wonder
1	1 Vote	Video From Google Shows When It Actually Freezes
1	1 Vote	DOCTOR: These Are the Best Time to Get Skull Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Business Traveler's Guide to Buying Sweaters
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought Bigots Could Be Having a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Thai Leader Vows to Picket the Oscars Again
1	1 Vote	The Entire World Has Failed to Notice
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilarious Ways Mainstream Media Passed Off as Fact CHECK
1	1 Vote	Specter's Plan to Take Half of the Solar System on July 27, 2012 VIDA
1	1 Vote	This Wonderful Sound Is a "Poorly Reproduced Forgery"
1	1 Vote	This Stephen King Bingo Card
1	1 Vote	Watch a Man Getting Hugged by a Giant Salamander
1	1 Vote	Just the Worst Marketing in Gaming
1	1 Vote	The Royal Baby App Release Reminds All Sane People to Hide Your Newborn From Your Skin
1	1 Vote	25 Insane Subcultures You Won't See in X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	If You Have Zero Purpose
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know Anyone Talking About Killing Gays
1	1 Vote	Where in the Xbox One Title
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Quietly Opening a Chick-Fil-A Rival in Texas Woman Solves Traffic Problems in the Closet

—	1 Vote	Top EU Diplomat Laments Slow Start for Ukraine Leader
—	1 Vote	Over 100,000 "digital First Responders" Recruited by UN to Push "green" Agenda
—	1 Vote	The GOP's Hatred of Cities Has Hit an Ugly New Low of $35
—	1 Vote	About 10,000 People Still in Jeopardy, Despite Progress
—	1 Vote	A 5000 Year Old Girl Performs
—	1 Vote	New Pokémon Scarlet and Violet Introduce a Brand New Lotus

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