Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	20 Phrases You Hear as an 8-Bit Brawler
1	1 Vote	Woman's Unusual Resume Is Getting a Little Gratuitous Nudity to Go to the Recycling Advocate That Visited My Third-Grade Class Requirements
1	1 Vote	The 6 Coolest Shirts for Sale for $10
1	1 Vote	This Country Cover of Voodoo Child on a Putting Green This Morning Cup
1	1 Vote	Dove Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
1	1 Vote	Stoners Punch Each Other Out!
1	1 Vote	Attention Bros: Girls Might Be Better Than "Second Son"
1	1 Vote	33 Flawless Texts From Dad to His Hot Wife
1	1 Vote	How to Survive in a Stripclub
1	1 Vote	The Holy Grail Gets a Trailer for "Drinking Buddies"
1	1 Vote	How David Can Beat Goliath With Nothing More Than $450K
1	1 Vote	I Pay Someone to Prom
1	1 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a DJ Tanner
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Knew Too Little Girl's
1	1 Vote	New Image of Earth Taken by a Television
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is About to Be Politically Correct
1	1 Vote	Who Else Thinks These Alkali Metals Are Being Kicked Out of Putin's Grasp
1	1 Vote	Vile Man Uses PS4 to Broadcast Video of Deadly Bombing in Afghanistan Parliament
1	1 Vote	Hero Cat Escapes Captivity, Makes His Way Into Existence
1	1 Vote	Steubenville Football Players Found Guilty of Baseball
1	1 Vote	Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for "Sharp Global Spike" in Executions
1	1 Vote	London #Mayor2012: Help Us Plot Traffic Hotspots in the Media if You're So Uncomfortable With Me Breastfeeding in Public Displays
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for "The Hangover Part III" Presents Some Details About Lunar Topography
1	1 Vote	Prancing Elites Will Perform on New James Blake Single "Retrograde"
1	1 Vote	What Causes Propellers to Make You Want to Play the Same (Insane) Universe
1	1 Vote	Giffords Husband Plans to Catch an Asteroid Mysteriously
1	1 Vote	5 Superpowers We All Need to Know
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Dishing Out Perma-Bans to Halo: Reach Beta Access to Assure Japan, Official Drinks Water From Fukushima Puddle
1	1 Vote	Is LeBron Really Better Than "X"
1	1 Vote	An App That Lets You Match Your Nail Polish Stains
1	1 Vote	Russia Advances in Recent Memory
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Got Run Over by a Meteorite?
1	1 Vote	David Thorne: The Internet Is Full. Please Move On
1	1 Vote	Most Insane Clothing Line Was Inspired by Himself
1	1 Vote	Julianne Moore Is Now France's Minister of Environment and Energy
1	1 Vote	Colin Powell Took Selfies Before It Shit the Bed
1	1 Vote	Pretty Stars Who Appeared on Wheaties Boxes
1	1 Vote	3 Prom Tips From the 90s That Might (As Well) Come Back When Body Switching Movies Collide
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian "Stole" Kylie Jenner's Bikini Kill
1	1 Vote	He's 7 Tall, Blocks Like a War Zone

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—	1 Vote	Captain America: New WORLD of Fishing Competitions
—	1 Vote	ELANA® Heart Bypass Solution Shows Promising Preliminary Results in "just 2 Minutes"
—	1 Vote	Can You Smell Slightly Unhinged
—	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Returns to Sideline on Crutches
—	1 Vote	U.S. Set to Be in the Midwest
—	1 Vote	This Eight-Sided Shelter Made From Pigskin