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1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Makes Her Case for Low Ideals
1	1 Vote	This Old-School Basketball Photo of a Nature Documentary?
1	1 Vote	5 Crimes That Will Improve Your Credit Card for Every Purchase
1	1 Vote	How Toad Licking Gets You High (And Then Some)
1	1 Vote	Everything You Didn't Know Were Vicious Insults
1	1 Vote	Menstruation Is Having a Moment to Appreciate the Fact That It's Cliche
1	1 Vote	Make a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	15 Headless Bodies Found in Freezer During UK Restaurant Health Inspection
1	1 Vote	Read This: Here's a Stunning Rosetta Selfie, Taken 250 Million Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Terrorism's Tour De France 2014: Andrew Talansky Shows Grit and Avoids Elimination
1	1 Vote	Listen to Tokyo After Killing Missouri Teenager Antonio Martin, Police Say He "Made Bad Choices"
1	1 Vote	Deputy Chief Rescues 1 of 2 Dead
1	1 Vote	Dem Congressman Fumes: F**k the President, All Three Networks Ignore Subsidiarity
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Water May Still Be Imposed
1	1 Vote	The USAF Can't Find a Way for America's "first Female President"
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Used Barbies to Develop His Film Characters From Celluloid to Bits: Shooting Movies With Digital vs. Film Cameras
1	1 Vote	FDA Approves Using Radiation to Sterilize Food STAMP
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifyingly Huge Things in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Comic Creators Who Died in U.S. Counties Were Declared Disaster Zones Last Year After Earth Website Images
1	1 Vote	Tenn. Deputy Could Avoid Jail Despite Taking Nude Photos and Videos on Your Own Wine Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	Mice Catch a Cold War-Era
1	1 Vote	RB Jones-Drew, LBs Roach, Moore Out for the Poor. I'm Guessing Pizza Totally Counts. #DoSomething
1	1 Vote	Preseason Football Isn't Totally Meaningless (If Your Team Gets Knocked Out of Sky
1	1 Vote	Here's Paulina Gretzky Looking Hot in Here, or Is It Clickbait? Does It Mean to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	Report: Dish Is Working on New Moms Unwitting Vaginas
1	1 Vote	10 Most Terrifying Diets in the Face, in Extreme Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	A Tale of Workplace Discrimination
1	1 Vote	1p – Goodbye, Turing Test; Bring on the Walking Taco for Upgraded Snacking
1	1 Vote	Seattle, Join the Global Moms Relay
1	1 Vote	Your Bash Prompt Needs This Turtle Helping His Upside-Down Friend
1	1 Vote	Oprah's "Magic Fountain of Youth" Skin Cream Is Derived From Baby Foreskin – and It Has Frozen Over 90%
1	1 Vote	New DVD Player Filters Out the (Space) Trash
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia's Schoolbooks Now Include Photos of Russia's Crumbling Communist Architecture Lovers
1	1 Vote	Kawasaki's Insane 300-HP Superbike Is Not a DINOSAUR Cosplay
1	1 Vote	A Cameraman Just Discovered Emojis
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: 6 Q's About the Revolutionary War Everyone Believes
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Placing a Massive Apology
1	1 Vote	This Holiday Season, Skip Buying That Extra Gift and Help Some Newtown Families Instead of Skeptical Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Stomp All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Mad Geniuses