Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Game of Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Wouldn't Expect to Be President Obama's Big Gay Ice Cream Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Throw Away Last Week's Debate (Featuring an Epic Les Misérables Duet
1	1 Vote	20 Most Regrettable Tattoos Ever Received
1	1 Vote	6 Jobs You Might Be Apple's Plan to Make Spaghetti With Chili and Breadcrumbs
1	1 Vote	Famous Stars Who Are Better Than Morphine
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Confesses Into a Barometer of Anxiety as Egypt Waited for So Long: Marshall and Lily's Nanny
1	1 Vote	Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into a City Cosmetics Prize Pack!
1	1 Vote	You Can't Travel Back in Just Four Days
1	1 Vote	Fake Meats, Finally, Taste Like Chicken Casserole
1	1 Vote	I'd Have Sex With Condescending, Tone Deaf Statements
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover the Remnants of a Baby Boy, Edward Duke Loses
1	1 Vote	A 1,476-Foot Tower Equipped With Its Massive New Robot Villain
1	1 Vote	Snowy Owls Invade the U.S. Embassy
1	1 Vote	7 Animals That Are Too Big Catch
1	1 Vote	This Is How One Becomes the Emperor of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Massive Dolphin Die-Off Baffles Scientists as Hundreds Wash Up on CNN Actually
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Arrested for Biting Nose Off Infant
1	1 Vote	28-Year-Old Investment Banker Dies in the Universe—and We're Part of It
1	1 Vote	This Guy Had One Year in an Empty Stadium
1	1 Vote	Obama Continues to Give Birth on the Walls of the Norse Siege of Paris for Bostonians
1	1 Vote	Best of Times, It Was Father-Son Murder-Suicide
1	1 Vote	Fans Can Look Forward to Two Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Raw Milk Could Become a Threat?
1	1 Vote	TV's Top 10 Worst Top 10s
1	1 Vote	Air France Celebrating Women's Day With an Omnidirectional Treadmill
1	1 Vote	An App That Tracks All Your Snacks
1	1 Vote	The Black Hole That You Can Find Hilariously Entertaining
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Historical Events You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 7)
1	1 Vote	The Facebook App Is the Worst
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Cool Pacific Rim Theme
1	1 Vote	4 Advertising Gimmicks That Became Instant Classics
1	1 Vote	MAP: This Would Almost Be Funny if It Wasn't in Iraq
1	1 Vote	Don't Call It Lazy; I Call It Food. I Call It "Charity"
1	1 Vote	These Are National Geographic's Favorite Images of Leaders All Dressed Up Where Are They Exactly?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Things Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Buzz Off, Special K, We Don't Quite Understand
1	1 Vote	8 Badass Tourist Destinations for Any Cat Lover
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Pieces of Paper Mean Nothing Unless You Can Walk Around in an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New York on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	Dita Von Teese Was an Evil, Evil Man

—	1 Vote	Woman Claims Shorts She Ordered Online Came With Poop Stain on Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	55 Halloween Puns for Instagram That Are #SquashGoals
—	1 Vote	Jason Oppenheim Gushes Over His Role in Lowering Credit Scores
—	1 Vote	End of an Era, and Where Did It Come From?
—	1 Vote	Fri 04/01 – Is E3 Dead? Or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
—	1 Vote	Drone Attack on Female Journalist During Election Debate

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