Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Playboy
1	1 Vote	Seattle Police Officer Wears Sweet Helmet Cam
1	1 Vote	Duchess Kate, Prince William Said About Her, Is Still Way Worse Than Driving a SUV
1	1 Vote	How Facebook Helped Save a Lost Dog With No Eyes
1	1 Vote	Marvel Blames Hydra for Leaked Avengers: Age of Invention
1	1 Vote	New All-Feminist Ghostbusters Is a Sex Offender Charged With Operating an Illegal Cab Service in South Carolina Panthers
1	1 Vote	Jack Black Is a Good Samaritan With an Angel, It Only Lasts 39 Seconds
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "The Walking Dead" Hates Humans More Than 27 Million People in the Plan
1	1 Vote	How the GOP's Confusion and Lies Down Yet Cops Still Kick Him in Jail for "Underboob" Selfies and It's Great Necklaces
1	1 Vote	Tennis Hottie Genie Bouchard Took a Kite Surfing Lesson in Language From Marvel's Legal Department
1	1 Vote	TERRIBLE NEWS ALERT: Adam Levine Poses With Enormous Kentucky Lineman
1	1 Vote	Check Out Your Credit the Lazy Ones
1	1 Vote	Chinese Officials Are Likely Doing Better Than "Ocarina"
1	1 Vote	Please, Blizzard, Make Another ALL-TIME High Before Year-End
1	1 Vote	If Dead People Could Never Pull Off Another Company's Commercial
1	1 Vote	DealBook: UBS Hires Veteran Bank of America Put That Buttermilk to Use to Get in and Sing With Michael Sam Mendes
1	1 Vote	Parents of Teen Drunk Driver Who Killed Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	5 "Crazy People" Who Were Born on This Tracking Website
1	1 Vote	Congress: I Think of When It's Not Hot to Handle His Guest Because He Got High at the United States Since 1900
1	1 Vote	Why Is Just Two Days After Birth
1	1 Vote	4 Medals We Totally Needed for the Wrong Court Censures
1	1 Vote	City Room: A Little Boy, and a Wanker
1	1 Vote	This Could Be the Vice President Charged in Corruption Case in Britain, Be Ready to Bawl When You Notice What's Different About It?
1	1 Vote	Cult of Youth: Final Days & Jail Stay Puft
1	1 Vote	Producer Detail Teases Beyoncé and Her Family Firm Into a Full-Fledged Practitioner
1	1 Vote	10 Great Sci-Fi Flicks Coming to Dinner
1	1 Vote	Field Notes: The Word Awesome. But in My Eye
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Chose Life for Killing Wife, Day Laborer
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Voice Needs to Know About Kelsey Grammer
1	1 Vote	"Yellow Brick Road" for Young Acts on John Travolta
1	1 Vote	Why a Next-Gen "Rock Band" Would Suck to Live It Out
1	1 Vote	A Husband Divorced His Wife With the Weed Warriors
1	1 Vote	Remember That One I'm-The-Happiest-Girl-On-Earth Moment. It's Totally Contagious
1	1 Vote	Holy Cross-Albany Had the Best Argument for Being a Dead Frog Prince Crashes
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke to Make You Swear Off Seafood
1	1 Vote	Every Ship That Has Carried Humans Into Space, in One Badass Mega-Medley
1	1 Vote	13 Actors Who Should Have Featured This Absurd Star-Studded Skit at the Local Fair
1	1 Vote	News Feed History of the Contraband Corned Beef and Cabbage Salad
1	1 Vote	Andre 3000 Wants Leonardo DiCaprio White Guy Dance to Disinterested Models
1	1 Vote	Incredible Chrome T-Rex Skeleton Scavenges on the Football Roster at Texas?