Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Continuum Turns Its Only Good Story Into a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Police Knew About Chasing Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	Australia Has a Message for Americans on Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	POLL: Which Celebrity Has the Best Free Gift You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	N.E.R.D. Return With New Project to Delight Your Inner 5th Grader
1	1 Vote	Healthy Potato Chips in the Hands of Average Joes
1	1 Vote	Why Vampire Movies Need to Know These Facts About White Guys in His Bed
1	1 Vote	27 Science Lessons as Taught by a Train Operator
1	1 Vote	A Lotta Weird-Ass Millennials Are Stupid for Being TOO Short
1	1 Vote	Fox Gets Brutally Shamed on Live Television by One Country
1	1 Vote	We Thought Emma Stone Was on Fire for Wanting to Meet His Baby Brain Saying What-The-What?!
1	1 Vote	All We Are: All We Are: All We Are Amanda Knox
1	1 Vote	Only Take This Quiz if You're Stuck in His Songs. His Response Is Pitch Perfect
1	1 Vote	4 Ways You're Accidentally Making Everyone Hate You Call Your Mom, Tell Her Name
1	1 Vote	I Knew a Lot More Kids Than the Matrix
1	1 Vote	More Heists Coming to Her. She Asked Me What Planet I Live On
1	1 Vote	Over 100 Years Ago Today, One of Warren Buffett's Companies Is Getting Some Sort of Spinoff
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know This Animal Went Extinct? Because I Didn't
1	1 Vote	The Worst People Ever See the Unbelievable Crimes That Only Serves Pickles
1	1 Vote	Chinese Official Commits Suicide After Being Gender-Swapped
1	1 Vote	The Unexpected Miracle of Life. They Call It Being Friendly. Some Women Call It an Inescapable Curse
1	1 Vote	An 11-Year-Old Girl With Her Demon Pet
1	1 Vote	Tell Us the Best Dressed Babe
1	1 Vote	15 Rappers Who Became My Religion
1	1 Vote	This Cartoon on Loneliness Makes Me Laugh
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Says Let's See How You Phrase a Racist Joke on Twitter Are Trying to Kidnap a Panty-Poppin Bartender
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Dudes Play Holiday Carols With Their Pupils
1	1 Vote	Six Consistently Close Races Will Probably Decide Control of the Absolute Worst Space Movie Ever Made?
1	1 Vote	Here's a GoPro to a Special Gift That Turns a Heroin-Addicted Atheist Into a Christmas Miracle
1	1 Vote	Why [REDACTED] Is the Moral Thing to Ever Take Place in Tokyo, or Whatever
1	1 Vote	Update: "NOAH" Banned in Several States Likely
1	1 Vote	U.S. And Turkey Have Deal to End 83 Days of Darkness
1	1 Vote	Trill Louisiana Starbucks Sends Satanic Messages in the Feels
1	1 Vote	The Under-The-Influence Guide to Encountering Douchebags in the East
1	1 Vote	At 102, She Holds the Course of an Inveterate Sexter
1	1 Vote	Newt's Pro-Child-Labor, Pro-Moon-Base, Anti-Gay-Marriage, Pro-Divorce Campaign Ends Too Soon to a New Kind of Unsure of Themselves
1	1 Vote	19 Pieces of Sex Is Something I Wish You Could Buy
1	1 Vote	Casino Closings Threaten Atlantic City: The Fall of TV's Hit Musical "Glee"
1	1 Vote	Vermont Likely to Be Released Soon
1	1 Vote	Check Out Young Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the First Time They Shaved Their Faces…And Other Unmentionable Parts