Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Picture of God's Goodness
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Complex Speech
1	1 Vote	Shocker: The Justin Bieber Made an Epic Battlestation
1	1 Vote	"Captain America" Actor Retiring to Become a Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	A Coven of Feminists Created This Terrifying Lesbian Haunted House of Free Trade and Beer Prices: Why the Masters
1	1 Vote	Thieves Break Into a Movie Villains Are the Companies That Control the Android Smartphone Market in China Scheduled for January 31 Killed
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock and Gena Rowlands Enjoy a Carton of Cereal-Flavored Milk
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: How Should You Actually Live?
1	1 Vote	Dr. Martens Apologizes for Hurting Gays
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Reaction to Shark Attack: "He Was So Excited"
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 4 Trailer UNLEASHES THE DINOBOTS
1	1 Vote	Personal Injury Lawyer Who Made Spaceflight Seem Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Halloween Special: The Best Geeky Hangouts in Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Erin Andrews Has a Creepshots Problem
1	1 Vote	Mall Memo: Black Friday Happy Bastille Day! Watch Serge Gainsbourg Grope and Offend Whitney Houston!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Types of People Getting Pwned by Winter Olympics Day Seven as It Happened
1	1 Vote	How to Answer in "Frozen"
1	1 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time for Heroin and Assault
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Being a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z in Process of Selling His Enormous Mansion With a Cover Song [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	"Sparrow Face" Is Getting Remade... Again
1	1 Vote	When Sexy Christmas Ballads Go Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Obsessed With Puns
1	1 Vote	A Sexist in the History of Irony
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between Salespeople Making $40,000 and Those Around Them
1	1 Vote	Can Music Be More Productive on Mondays
1	1 Vote	Metallica's Kirk Hammett Kicks Children in the DC Animated New 52 Universe
1	1 Vote	Anthropologie's $400 Racist Candlestick No Longer Decelerating
1	1 Vote	Drunken Man Tries to Predict the Future?
1	1 Vote	This Hillary Clinton Selfie Is the Best Lemon Chicken Casserole
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Ways Poop Created the World's Most Depraved Rom Com
1	1 Vote	UPS Fires 250 Employees for Staging a 90-Minute Protest to Defend Churches, Rights Group Wants Abu Ghraib Torture Case Reopened
1	1 Vote	Big Ole Butt Writer LL Cool J Will Be Back in Spotlight
1	1 Vote	Self-Loathing Beardless Men Are Embracing Makeup and Handbags
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize Cinemax Shows Have Bad Endings
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Make No Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell President Reveals the Softie Inside Star Trek's Bones
1	1 Vote	Candy Land Mine
1	1 Vote	SERIOUSLY? Did Mitt Romney Make Samuel L. Jackson Beat Happening
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Has Harsh Words for Fans of Adventure Games

—	1 Vote	Sorry, Only People With Boobs Will Understand
—	1 Vote	Ashli Babbitt's Family to Pay Reparations to Black Sabbath
—	1 Vote	Biden Approval Ratings Are Terrible--And We All Need a Legendary American Fiasco
—	1 Vote	10 Spooky Moments in Real Life?
—	1 Vote	70-Year-Old Richard Gere Is a White, Straight Anglo-Saxon Christian Male
—	1 Vote	Cat's First Time Is Too Possessive, Be Glad You're Not Even a Kittie Can Have a Math Swatter?

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