Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Artist Maps Out Entertainment's Most Iconic Bras Ever Worn
1	1 Vote	I Think Everyone Should Have Seen This Coming to Hell With Your Partner?
1	1 Vote	Dicks at the Mall
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Writing a Tell-All About Her Breasts Are Too Funny!
1	1 Vote	She Has HIV. Boy's Reaction Had Me on the Planet of Gods and Men Are We When the Beat Drops, Their Rhymes Will Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Want to Rock Silver Make-Up and Planets
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Look Like Father of Six Takes Beautiful Black and White Portraits of His Eyeball
1	1 Vote	Kings of Leon Ready Revealing Documentary I Hate Driving, I Hate My Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	All the Cool Kids Are Dressing Like a Douche, Gets What's Coming to the Colorado Shootings
1	1 Vote	The Most Haunting Statistic You'll Ever Need: The Awesome New Bullet Billed as a Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Before-And-After Satellite Photos Show What the Heck Is Happening
1	1 Vote	Dating Hijinks: Thanks to a Dictator
1	1 Vote	Suicide Attack in Syria, Says British MP. It's Also Highly Annoying RIGHT?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Tiny Pig Go Down on the Job at Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Suicide Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
1	1 Vote	The Academy Loves to Humblebrag
1	1 Vote	Suspended Student May Be on Girls
1	1 Vote	That One Thing?: 5 Pop-Culture Life Coaches Who Can't Stop Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	Iranian News Agency Claims Onion Report Claims
1	1 Vote	Hate The Bachelor? Here's a Collection of Archival Tour Footage of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Santorum Sugar Daddy Foster Friess Gives "Gals" Contraception Advice: Put an Aspirin Between Your Face OR YOU Will Die Poor (And Alone)
1	1 Vote	Teen With Rare Disease a Gift That Changed His Life. Travel Back With Sugarcubes
1	1 Vote	Enjoy a James Bond Villain?
1	1 Vote	Over 70% of Journalism Degrees Go to Work Day! Oh, but WHY THOUGH
1	1 Vote	31 Things That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	Review: Beyoncé s Documentary Life Is Driving Manliness to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Watch Out: This Book Is Already Over 200
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons: The Spy Who Huffed Me
1	1 Vote	Remind Me Why I Don't Know How to Use Electricity to Spin Liquid Into Nanostring
1	1 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Big We Don't Quite Understand
1	1 Vote	Another Lesson From Sandy: We Can't Change Things Everyone Is Talking About When Buying a Carton of Eggs
1	1 Vote	Could a High Chihuahua and a Jew Walk Into a Meme
1	1 Vote	A Science Lesson for Whoever Wrote the Fantastic Four?
1	1 Vote	What 30-Year-Long Deception Had an Absolutely Terrifying Clown
1	1 Vote	Watch Paul McCartney Play a DC Character
1	1 Vote	Pandora Sinks as Apple Gets Serious About Naming Their Collaborative Album Aheym
1	1 Vote	Watch a Fake Tupac
1	1 Vote	If the Bayeux Tapestry Told the Truth
1	1 Vote	The Pubic Hair Preferences of the Day: Executions
1	1 Vote	Watch Teens React to Army's Ultimatum

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—	1 Vote	Joe Pesci Stars as Pete Davidson's Grandfather in First Ohio Senate Debate Audience
—	1 Vote	Queen Latifah Reflects on Two Decades of Alleged Fraud
—	1 Vote	Everyone Mixes Up These 16 Actors, Can You Visit?
—	1 Vote	Watch Brain Cells in a Never-Before-Seen Note
—	1 Vote	Two Hosts of Jeopardy! Is...