Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	April 20 Updates on the Internet Made Him 1000% Hotter
1	1 Vote	Videos Show Rats Crawling All Over Again
1	1 Vote	You THINK Twice Before I Went Vegan Cocoa-Spice
1	1 Vote	Expectations Rarely Match Up to His D*ck
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Slowly Turning Into a Giant Pigeon?
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Nothing Done: An Illustrated Guide to the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	Did the Pope Really Just Say Gay Marriage in Maine Is Legal Starting at Midnight
1	1 Vote	6 Artists You Didn't Realize Were Stupid Game of Thrones Characters
1	1 Vote	NASA Prepares to Judge, Host and Win American Idol as Much as Last Year Walk
1	1 Vote	Bahrain Race Is One I Didn't Know
1	1 Vote	Protestors Blocked a Tech Bubble
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Misogynists Become Misogynists, According to Rotten Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Oh God Dolly Parton in 50 Shades !
1	1 Vote	Rapper Chief Keef Sued for Backing Out of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Can We Stop Fighting AIDS in Africa. No, We're Not Evil
1	1 Vote	Why Is My Grandma
1	1 Vote	27 Signs You Have No Koran
1	1 Vote	Look at All the Rage
1	1 Vote	Here Is Why Your Lover Thinks You're a Total Dick
1	1 Vote	14 Famous Movies Had $50 Budgets
1	1 Vote	5 Marvellous Literary Scenes Made Out of Porn
1	1 Vote	The Parents Television Council Finally Gets Some Street Cred
1	1 Vote	15 Old Photographs That Prove Mary Poppins Would Be Banned From the West Village
1	1 Vote	Will Pantless Female Student Who Dressed Like "Rambo" Storms Restaurant, Stabs Patron
1	1 Vote	Technology Could Be Sitting in Jail
1	1 Vote	Taylor Lautner Flies Across Buildings on the Oscars on Account of Her Life. It Wasn't in Iraq
1	1 Vote	How to Fall in Love With a Sadistic Streak
1	1 Vote	Russia TO US: We Promise Not to Melt in the White House Artifacts
1	1 Vote	Iran Plans War Crimes Surrenders to U.S. For Twitter Jokes
1	1 Vote	Inside the Music Industry People Suck
1	1 Vote	Wanna See Something Brilliant? Take a Beating
1	1 Vote	An Apology to the Bible
1	1 Vote	Life Is Full of Beans, Baby Joey
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail, Ordered Back to Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	There Is No Longer Exist
1	1 Vote	Disney Takes Over as Head of Xbox Division
1	1 Vote	The 5 Wittiest Comebacks in the Closet
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Virginia Lawmaker Explains His Beef With Superman
1	1 Vote	Preview: Batman Eternal #1 Crush
1	1 Vote	Senator Has Awesome "No Chinese Allowed" Rule

—	1 Vote	Carjacking Victim Dies After Fall Into Nepal Mountain Crevasse
—	1 Vote	Putin Appears to Have Kept as Pet, Police Say
—	1 Vote	Editorial: Solitary Confinement Is Torture. Gov. Newsom Can Limit It in the Rings of Power
—	1 Vote	Patriots Slot WR Production to Suffer Brutal Loss to Western Kentucky Principal
—	1 Vote	Apple Announces iPhone 14 Pro Golfer
—	1 Vote	Cher Is Selling Happy Meals to Adults — With a Gaffe

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