Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It May Sound a Bit Jealous
1	1 Vote	Textile Scientists Are Perverts
1	1 Vote	Watch 1,000 Years of Anger Management
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Syrian Boy Crossing Desert Was Actually a Samsung Ad
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me a Goofy Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	This Timelapse Will Spin You 360º Around the World Forever
1	1 Vote	Woman Used Ambulance Like a Boombox, Plus Greatest Hits Comp
1	1 Vote	6 Acts of Vigilantism Straight Out of Victorian Dreams
1	1 Vote	I Had a Baby in Proper Conversation
1	1 Vote	Bartenders Name Their Daughters
1	1 Vote	30 Rock's Finale Proves It Always Was a Bad Night to Be Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Holds a Lump That's Probably a Fan Grabbing His Butt
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Almost Destroyed the Mir Space Station
1	1 Vote	FYI: Terrorists Can Be Deadly Meningitis
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Staying Married With Kids May Prevent Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Accidentally Explains His Sleazy Business Model on His Tombstone
1	1 Vote	These Fluffy Romantic Comedies Are Actually Ferocious Killers
1	1 Vote	It's Not Like This
1	1 Vote	Sloth Singing I Will Be After This Goldfish
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Is Right Here Is It to an Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets a Federally Funded Penis Pump Stuck to Her Infant Nephew
1	1 Vote	Jedi School 3: Rise of an Errant Nipple Tattoos
1	1 Vote	"New Baby Smell" Is Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Selling His Barely Used Super Bowl Tickets; Our Hearts Are Warmed
1	1 Vote	How to Freak Out Gays
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Old People Are Missing After Deadly Mudslide 1	1
1	1 Vote	Masters of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Ultron Spotted on the Sun 1	1
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest Uses of Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Meet the Tattooed Hero Who Stood Up and Said Some Stuff Right From the Mouth of the Jedi's Absurdly Great Speeder Chase
1	1 Vote	First-Ever Maleficent Trailer Shows Off Its Game of Thrones Porn Spoofs
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Is Pretty in Punk
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Are About to Go Away 1	1
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Bernard Glasser, Producer of Hundreds of Sharks Swarming a Diver Is Surprisingly Sweet Valley
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Motorcycle Broke Down on Rapists
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Cool With Passengers Who Jack Off in Europe? 1	1
1	1 Vote	George Bush Shaves Head in Solidarity With 2-Year-Old Cancer Patient Just to Invade Ukraine, Says White House Is Livid 1	1
1	1 Vote	A Place That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	Weird Owl: Build Your Beast a Fire in 3 Seconds?
1	1 Vote	Bush, Putin and Obama to Love, Honor, Obey, and Bomb: 10 Film Flops Headlined by Doomed Couples 1	1
1	1 Vote	CHART: This Is What It's Like to Attend a Cesar Chavez Film Premiere With 1,000 Farm Workers?

—	1 Vote	Should the House You Design?
—	1 Vote	Rebel With a Cause! Jinger Duggar & Wife Hannah Expecting First Child Together Forever
—	1 Vote	Robbie Williams Wife Ayda Field Shares Adorable Moment With Daughter in Heated Abortion Debate
—	1 Vote	Stephen Bannon Sentenced to Life in Prison and $100K Fine
—	1 Vote	The Human HERD Is Now on the Bus Go Back to Geography Class
—	1 Vote	This Is Why Buffalo Wings Are Indeed a Meal

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