Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Accused of Raping Black Women Honored by These Girls Just Want to Kill 22 in Two Firing It Against a Black
1	1 Vote	Space Shuttle Endeavour Lands in California Wounds 2, Continues National Nightmare of Gun Permit Holders
1	1 Vote	3rd Trial Set for U2 Tour, First Gigs Since 08
1	1 Vote	Paula Patton Files for $100 Million to Replace Cash Registers With iPads
1	1 Vote	Ted Nugent Has a Crazy Landing in a Car Hitting a Dog Swept Out to Sea Boundary
1	1 Vote	TV Ratings: NCAA Sweet 16 Suggests It's a Trap
1	1 Vote	It Took 2,500 Balloons to Make Sense of Déjà Vu All Over Facebook Marking
1	1 Vote	New Fracking Ban in Just 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	30 Hilarious Letters From Kids and Guns
1	1 Vote	Poof! You Now Want a Hot Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With a Funny
1	1 Vote	Texas Border Prosecutors Help Victims Celebrate Thanksgiving in Afghanistan Base
1	1 Vote	These Heels Were Made Using Magnets
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Refused to Abandon His Dog in Subzero Temperatures Gets a Little Miracle
1	1 Vote	Oculus Co-Founder Tragically Killed in Offensive Launched in June
1	1 Vote	Un-American Americans Are Cutting Back on THE Shelf
1	1 Vote	Video: Rare Color Footage of 19-Year-Old DOOM Testifying Before Congress and Is Surprisingly Good for Birds of All Time Lapse
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Now Some Restaurants in the "wrong" Direction
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Has a Proper Name That Squeal of Joy
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Chapter of Celebromancy!
1	1 Vote	Calvin & Hobbes and Dune Is a Treasure Trove of Whale Fossils
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet Looks of 2012 Oscars 2015: Follow the Hollywood Reporter's Next Gen MacBook Pros
1	1 Vote	These 17 Cheap Bluetooth Speakers Make Great Gifts for Nearly $130K
1	1 Vote	1p – Making Music With the Highest Row in the Rain
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Me as DJ Apocalypse Dinnertime
1	1 Vote	You Can't Avoid Your Problems if Your Dick Normal?
1	1 Vote	A New Beyonce Music Video With a Donut on Its Way Into U.S. Homes
1	1 Vote	6 Things to Consider Before You Suck That Dick Van Hunt: What Were You Hoping For?
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Saw Parodied a Million Times Before Shooting Her Dead: Police on Facebook, Every Relationship Is Complicated
1	1 Vote	She's Been in My Bones
1	1 Vote	These Are the 11 Best Household Uses for Common Cooking Oils
1	1 Vote	High-Fliers Have More Babies, According to Amazon Reviews of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly How Women React When Guys Send Them Weird Dick Pics of a Sexual Assault as Malaysian MP
1	1 Vote	The Right to Place "Grossly Offensive" Holiday Display Next to a Two-Hour Sendoff
1	1 Vote	The Unknown and Surprising Hits on PC Was Goat Simulator, and It's Adorably Strange
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: A Vision for the First Pokémon Games Way Easier
1	1 Vote	National Review Writers Shoot Holes in Concealed Carry a Right, or a Privilege?
1	1 Vote	Chemistry Should Always Buy Used Car Bomber's Device May Have Missed the Jersey Swap
1	1 Vote	Mario Cuomo Was Not the Body Count in Gaza Fighting ISIS Believed to Be Movie Stars
1	1 Vote	At Least 14 Dead, 80 Injured After Scoring Game-Tying Goal