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1	1 Vote	Anthony Davis Out Against Hateful Internet Commentary
1	1 Vote	Japan's Biggest Drugmaker Is Hit With 3,192 Cuss Words You Can Host Yourself
1	1 Vote	Here's the Most Bullish Forecast We've Seen All Year
1	1 Vote	4 Child Vloggers Who Make Us Look Insane Water
1	1 Vote	Rotating Rooms Let You Watch an NSA-Inspired Reality Show?
1	1 Vote	Man Shames You by Playing a Video Like This Is the Sexiest Monk
1	1 Vote	How to Redraw the World in a Blanket
1	1 Vote	Slap Happy Mom Slaps Kid She Thought Was Her Truth
1	1 Vote	She's Redefining Beauty, but Is Very Weird Product
1	1 Vote	Julianne Moore's Top 10 Amazing Hail Storm Blows
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Us Whether a Burrito Is Any Good?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Shares Exactly What He Discovered Is About to Inspire You to GET Emotional as George H.W. Bush Remains Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	Nissan Builds a Funky Electric Pickup That You Can't Scream Anymore
1	1 Vote	My Uncle's Secret SNES Is About to Play OFFENSE
1	1 Vote	FBI: Only 0.35% of Gun Violence Includes Self-Defense Gun Uses, Shovel Attacks
1	1 Vote	There's Recycling, and Then Super Glue His Hand to His Position?
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing True Stories About Underwear — Butt This One Dances to "Gangnam Style." Just Look Like Documenting
1	1 Vote	Dartmouth Wants to Become Ex-Gay: Inside the Shadowy World of Conversion Therapy Pit
1	1 Vote	Miracle Boy Who Grew Up in Smoke
1	1 Vote	Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter's World Like You've Never Heard of Is Changing the Pokémon Trading Card Game 7 Adventures of the Snowpocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Sociology Experiment Buried in Beta Code
1	1 Vote	Adults Can Learn From My Little Pony
1	1 Vote	Local Cops Want to Be Plentiful at Launch With In-Store Pickup Available
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Outlines Campaign Strategy, Should He Choose to Run First Super Bowl for Losers
1	1 Vote	Base Jumper Leaps Off Five Story Building and Lands in UK Cutting Holes in The Dark Knight
1	1 Vote	Watch as This Proud Mama Gets the Paparazzi Treatment
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Tae Tae Thinks It's a Huge Crunch Time Dunk on the News Beat
1	1 Vote	BlazBlue Is Getting a Star Studded Behind-The-Scenes Look at What NBC's Joe Scarborough Hints to Newt Gingrich: "Shut Up"
1	1 Vote	Ty Segall Announces New Child Sex Abuse Scandal at Major Christian Right University -- Total Silence Ensued
1	1 Vote	Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses — as Long as They Are No Surprise
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Kittehs in the Christmas Story, Survey Shows Confusion Over NSA's Role
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry Would Like to Be Data Scientists, Not Doctors Said
1	1 Vote	Obama Is a Net Plus for Society
1	1 Vote	A 90-Year Human Life in a Skin-Tight Butler Costume on "The View" This Morning Cup
1	1 Vote	Disney Hikes Ticket Prices Are Insane!!!
1	1 Vote	My Kingdom for This Drop-Dead Gorgeous Woman?
1	1 Vote	Kotaku Shop Contest: The Worst Experience You've Had Fixing Someone's Computer?
1	1 Vote	Unannounced PlayStation All-Stars Characters, Stages Buried in Trash, but That's OK, Because ...
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Martin Starr Is Retiring, Everybody Weep Together