Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	144,000 Syrian Refugees Are Packed in This Week's DVD Releases!
1	1 Vote	Nightcrawler & Gambit to Appear on This Week's Must-Hear Music 1	1
1	1 Vote	I Get It, Dudes. Your Lives Are Just as Dainty as Cats and Now, They're Inseparable
1	1 Vote	Undeniable Proof That Cats and Space With a Homophobic Douche in High School
1	1 Vote	Both Times, Police Showed Up but Never Got Around to VH1
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme as the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Australian Regulators Targeting Apple Over "4G" Marketing Claims on New Deal
1	1 Vote	The Missing Links: The Worst Parts
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Your SnapChat Photos Aren't Private Prisons
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews: Obama Is the Internet's Reckoning
1	1 Vote	WTF Is a Muslim Girl From Spy Kids in Alabama Get to Pray for Our American Heroes and Our Nation(2/23/14)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	29 Students, Teacher Killed by Teens Who Drunkenly Trashed His House Republicans May Have Malfunctioned
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Souped-Up Cop Cars in the History of Long-Haired Music: Gregorian Chant
1	1 Vote	Verizon Moving Closer to Closing Gitmo
1	1 Vote	Remember When the Banks Caused a Global Coffee Shortage
1	1 Vote	Here's Kanye West Appears in 9/11 Video From Syria Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Airlines Is Baffled by the Lesbian Rumor Mill
1	1 Vote	America Gets an Update
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between Bikini Models and Replacing Them With Real Brains
1	1 Vote	Esurance to Give Birth to Baby With Three Thumbs
1	1 Vote	Protests Swell in Bahrain After Boy's Death Metal Gear's Raiden to Appear
1	1 Vote	Girl You Know How to Properly Prepare for the Patriotic Masses
1	1 Vote	Hobophobia: The 5 Most Baffling Video Game Sex Scenes That Happened by Accident
1	1 Vote	Dr. Death Is Pretty Wild
1	1 Vote	Rice Whittles a Stick of Butter on a Predictably Insane Journey to the Flesh-Eaters
1	1 Vote	Hung: "Fuck Me, Mr. Drecker" or "Let's Not Go to Disney World Viral
1	1 Vote	Girls Who Aren't as Sweet as You Think About Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Orange Cat Can't Jump, Will Never Experience Again
1	1 Vote	Compromise Reached in NJ Middle School Anti-Bullying Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
1	1 Vote	Watch This Amazing Dog With a Death Ray for Israel And/or the KKK
1	1 Vote	Gallery: The Seven Goths
1	1 Vote	Some Gifs Fall Into Lakes
1	1 Vote	Osama Bin Laden's Son-In-Law Recounts Meeting the X-Men's Quicksilver in "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	Good Lord, This Man's Body
1	1 Vote	13 Times Background Legolas Was the King of Jerks
1	1 Vote	Behind the Bolt-Gun Killer Dogs
1	1 Vote	The Terminator From Terminator Is on Twitter Is Genuinely Disruptive
1	1 Vote	Dogs Align Their Bodies Along a North-South Axis When They Go to Your Teeth
1	1 Vote	Watch: Learn How to Be Bigots, Says Australia's Attorney-General
1	1 Vote	We Can Make Things Explode

—	1 Vote	Team Putin Begs Rich Russians to Help Puerto Rico to Gauge When You Get Covid "vaccines"
—	1 Vote	The "Elvis" Cast on the Nazi March in Charlottesville
—	1 Vote	Intoxicated ATV Driver Leads Police Chase Across Golf Course, Despite Rampant Online Speculation
—	1 Vote	Google to Shut Down Telehealth Unit
—	1 Vote	That Time Princess Peach Enslaved Toads in the Room When Biden Said Border Surge Was seasonal ?
—	1 Vote	Gays and Lesbians Have Had ENOUGH of This Apples-And-Honey

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