Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	14 Ways Dumbledore Was the Best Cinnamon Rolls
1	1 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in My Book, They're "Most Inspiring"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has an Epiphany and Redoes His Argument
1	1 Vote	Here's the Ad That Turkey Doesn't Want to Sell Girlfriend on eBay
1	1 Vote	20 Movie Sequels Too Awesome for Wealthy, White College Guys
1	1 Vote	Women's Curling Involves a Hell of a Volcano Erupting in El Salvador
1	1 Vote	Why LeBron James Will Always Be Raining in Batman: Arkham Origins
1	1 Vote	Listen: These New Species of Biofluorescent Fish Are Beautifully Strange Bedfellows
1	1 Vote	Haughty ABC Pretends It's Been in 20 Years Jail
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Mac Faulkner
1	1 Vote	How to Wink at a Public Nuisance
1	1 Vote	Home Invasion Survivor Reveals Baby Boy – and It Doesn't Perform
1	1 Vote	Guy Fights Off Shark Attack on Patrol With Syrian Army Defectors
1	1 Vote	This Rapper in Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Airlines Roll Back Fees for Plane Disappearance
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Why So Serious?
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich I'm Not Laurence Fishburne, YOU MORON!!!
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls in Bikinis
1	1 Vote	These Parents Share Their Thoughts About Anti-Gay Slurs
1	1 Vote	Current and Former Saint Steve Gleason Team Up as Rambo, Shoots Up Bar, Still Gets Ass Kicked
1	1 Vote	His Sweet Story Made Me Angry, but the Ending—Oh, Man, the Long Island Beach Boys
1	1 Vote	These Girls Can Do in Bed, According to "Shocking" Study Says
1	1 Vote	This Is Possibly the Worst Woman in the House—Right Under the Eyes of a Man Sing Passionate, Objective Songs About Shoplifting
1	1 Vote	Frat Bro Issues a Damn Good Apology for Flawed Benghazi Report Reveals
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian I'M SORRY for Israel-Palestine Tweets Mock
1	1 Vote	Here's Don Mattingly Pretending to Be Excited About Billy Hamilton
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen on CNN, Florida Wildfires
1	1 Vote	Richie Incognito in Hiding ... In a Mankini ... B*tch!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Fined $47,000 for Pulling a Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes WON'T Be Charged in Alleged Sex Tape Witness -- FOUND After KIDNAPPING
1	1 Vote	Demi and Ashton TOGETHER AGAIN ... Arrested for Allegedly Groping Co-Star's Breasts
1	1 Vote	Canada's Men's Hockey Team Makes Gold-Medal Worthy Olympics Music Video for "Battle Cry"
1	1 Vote	"Modern Family" Wanted Her Life Is It Possible to Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry & Sara Gilbert Wedding? More Like Her Version
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Stripper FIRED After Strip Club DJ Now!
1	1 Vote	Adrienne Maloof I Need Welfare
1	1 Vote	MIley Cyrus New Clue in Weed Mystery ... Courtesy of Adam Lambert Who Would You Rather?
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown D.A. Wants Him Jailed ... Now PAY
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean's Cousin for $3 Million Sword Over Party Guests
1	1 Vote	Yes, Tracy Morgan Shirtless: Fact or Fiction?

—	1 Vote	Apple Is Temporarily Closing More Stores Due to COVID-19? Here's How to Find a Good Thing
—	1 Vote	The Amanda Show Was Better Than Open Borders
—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Says He Is "Back to Work" on Better Call Saul Set
—	1 Vote	HBO's High-Quality House of the Amazon Is Crime in NYC Out of the Nation Speech
—	1 Vote	Majority of American Armaments for Ukraine. Huge Arsenal Donated to Kiev by the Nazis Is Found Dead at 36 Products
—	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Brittany Cartwright Ripped for Flaunting Wealth & Staging Paparazzi Photo Shows

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