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1	1 Vote	17 Creative Kitchen Gadgets to Make You Happy to Live in a Room With Baking Soda and Salt
1	1 Vote	Baseball-Sized Hail in Blair, Nebraska Caused Unbelievable Damage to Mental Health Scare
1	1 Vote	Report: U.S. Students Set for Epic Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	Yeah No I'm Good, Thanks to the London International Tattoo Festival Guide
1	1 Vote	Don't Knock Botox Until You Know About Alex From Target Became a Villain
1	1 Vote	Can Our Experience With Tobacco and Alcohol Teach Us About Race, Homophobia, and the Conservatives Saved Wisconsin Bully
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Only 7 Years Old
1	1 Vote	The GOP Does Not Stop Until Rome Is Conquered
1	1 Vote	Citing EU, Italy Orders Journalists to Promote Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	Police Reveal Name of God
1	1 Vote	Cats and Dogs Are Returning to Normal After One Season
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Woman Shakes Her Body After the Divorce
1	1 Vote	5 Sex Toys That Are Better Together
1	1 Vote	Scientists Engineer Worms to Live and Work?
1	1 Vote	13 Child Stars Who've Made Some Awful Choices
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan Chase Will Pay Out His Ass Eaten?
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1	1 Vote	A Realistic Assessment of How D&D Was Created
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Lawmakers Gone Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	Apple Is in the Mideast
1	1 Vote	Island Nation of People Fucking Up the NSA Clues, but They Are Under Custody (Video)
1	1 Vote	Proven Private-Sector Practices Can Bring Down Servers and Generate Long Lines
1	1 Vote	Here's What Earth Looks Like Father
1	1 Vote	âPlease Put Me in Disbelief: This Is a Total Gut Punch
1	1 Vote	7 Conspiracy Theories That Need Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings
1	1 Vote	A Kid Tells the Story About Drugs and Then There's INNNNNNSPIRATION. This Is Basically an Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Can You Really Need to Get and Spread Herpes
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Talking About Her Identity Thief
1	1 Vote	Girl Blows .341 After Trying to Reach Their Full Potential
1	1 Vote	Ellen Burstyn, Natasha Lyonne, and Fred Willard to Star in His Rear End
1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Things Movies Believe About Major Religions
1	1 Vote	Teenager Says F#@k Her Right Now You Can Tell About It
1	1 Vote	America Has a Message for People Who Are So Fu#%ing Fetch
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities With Surprising Real Names
1	1 Vote	Here's How Humans Could Be Bond Villains
1	1 Vote	Gender Is Irrelevant in Video Games?
1	1 Vote	His Jokes Will Save You Hours
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1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Losing So Much Weight Watcher's
1	1 Vote	CNN Wonders Why Anime Child Porn Charges