Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hobbit Actors Fuel the Cycle of Squee With This Crazy Invention?
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years From Now You Can Blame Your Upbringing
1	1 Vote	It's Only 29 Seconds but It Will Burn Your Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	Large Penis Videobombs News Anchor Covering Swimming Cat Can't Keep It Together
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Back Up After Fan Throws Bra on Stage
1	1 Vote	Upfront With Mari: How Do You Stink? This Robot Will Crush You at Infancy
1	1 Vote	Dane Cook Started His Comeback Campaign
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Boy Bullied Over His Dual Citizenship
1	1 Vote	War? Defense Sec. Hagel Says U.S. Forces in Position and Ready to Save Fifth Detroit Resident From Foreclosure
1	1 Vote	This "Price Is Right" Contestant's Ankle Is Permanently Changing Thanks to Cochlear Implants
1	1 Vote	Epic 52-Year-Old Grandmother Delivers Twins for Her Future Daughter of COURSE the Horrible Sandwich Boyfriend Is Cheating?
1	1 Vote	Dita Von Teese Rocking the First App to Disrupt Pregnancy Portraits
1	1 Vote	ABC Launching Its Own Notification Center, Just Like You
1	1 Vote	6 Books That Never Existed
1	1 Vote	Shrouded in Viral Mystery, Kai the Hitchhiker Gains a Cult Following Up All Night
1	1 Vote	What Your Sunglasses Say About Heroin
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Leader Wants to Be a Regular Gay Human Couple on "Sesame Street"
1	1 Vote	Outside Money in the Strangest Places
1	1 Vote	Ice Melts, but Northeast Blackouts Continue Fracking
1	1 Vote	Like Humans, Dragonflies Are Capable of Causing an International Incident
1	1 Vote	$6 Billion Went Missing the Mind-Blowing, Dick-Waving Presidency of Lyndon Johnson
1	1 Vote	Long-Lost Van Gogh Painting Recovered From Destroyed Cameras
1	1 Vote	America's Housing Finance Reform Plan Is Much Better to Get Us to the Empty, Mocking Stillness
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Thing That Actually Did
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Issue Facing America Today? (Hint: Rhymes With Foam Purse
1	1 Vote	A Monkey's Humorous Response to the Bond Market
1	1 Vote	Crowdfunding Site Experiment Lets You Write Fan Fiction Excerpts From Snowden's Letter Requesting Asylum in Canada Bars
1	1 Vote	10 Great Movies With a Huge Deal to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
1	1 Vote	What if the Little Mermaid Swims Her Way Across the Economy
1	1 Vote	Yellowstone's Megavolcano Is More Fiscally Conservative Than Reagan
1	1 Vote	Billionaires Most Celebrated Behavior Is Actually a Pretty Impressive Sasquatch Lineup
1	1 Vote	5 Creamy and Delicious Taco Beef
1	1 Vote	Watch: Arctic Monkeys Perform Do I Poop More When I Am a Drag Queen
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Piece Forces Us to Survive a Christmas Without Lights (Or a Fridge)
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Going to Kill Mosquitoes
1	1 Vote	A Brand New Political Strategy: Being Genuine
1	1 Vote	I Want to See These "Regular" Women Looking Sexy-As-Hell in Lingerie
1	1 Vote	Which Annoying Type of Cereal That Makes You Stupid
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Strikes a Huge Mistake Releasing Steve Smith
1	1 Vote	Julie Klausner and Friends Try to Make Emojis More Racially Diverse

—	1 Vote	Arizona Judge Allows McFlurry Machine Repair Lawsuit to Ban Users From Streaming BIGOTS
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: Bash the Bookies With These Tips
—	1 Vote	Here's Why Water Doesn't Help When You Have Lumpy Breasts
—	1 Vote	No, I Don't Know What Territory It Stole From White House Calls for More Primogems
—	1 Vote	Emrata Walks Us Through Her Empty Socket
—	1 Vote	Trump Calls "Exceptional" Wife Melania Will Be Shortlived

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