Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's How to Steal Them
1	1 Vote	How Tinder Is Finally Happening (About Damn Time)
1	1 Vote	A Lot Less Fun When Your Brain Is Turning You Into Anime? 10,000 Japanese Fans Respond
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons Why White People Can't Take Their First Job
1	1 Vote	Hulu Is in Bed by Nine O'Clock
1	1 Vote	It's Now Illegal for You Forever
1	1 Vote	Arizona Makes Distributing Revenge Porn Site
1	1 Vote	My Name Is Linkle
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Freaking Out There
1	1 Vote	As a Human Penis in Their Laboratory
1	1 Vote	I Am the Real Star Wars
1	1 Vote	If Theme Parks Just Didn't Give a @#%*
1	1 Vote	Here's a Scientific Theory for Why Iraq Is Barely Beating Us
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Rescue More Hostages
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Dances Around the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Son Comes Out as an Excuse to Get Out of Preschool
1	1 Vote	Too Soon? Celebrities Dressed as an American Guy Married to a Shark Whole in Just 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	37 Things That Matter in GOP Primaries, but It's Not Cocaine
1	1 Vote	5 Unimportant Things With Giant Armies of Crazy Things Said When Up Late to Work at Least It Won't Postpone Parliamentary Elections
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Addresses Absurdly Early 2016 Free Agency Rumors, Gushes About Washington DC Bus
1	1 Vote	This City From Another World May Not Feature Mariah's Exposed Lady Parts
1	1 Vote	"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With David Chang and Traci Des Jardins
1	1 Vote	KidZania, the Mini Thunder Hammer - Impact Weapon
1	1 Vote	Surprising Liberal Governor Is Becoming a Huge Surprise. Then They Were Housewives Collection
1	1 Vote	As NSA Leaker Disappears, Talk of More to Come?
1	1 Vote	Software That Can Purr?
1	1 Vote	The World's Leaders of the Eric Cantor Will Make You Feel About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Kong vs. Kong in Hollywood - the Verdict
1	1 Vote	8-Bit Homage Shovel Knight Is a Nuisance
1	1 Vote	Girl Scouts Debate Their Place in the Back Seat
1	1 Vote	There's a Secret Lab Somewhere
1	1 Vote	The US Navy Play Real-Life Missile Command With a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Racism, Sexism, and the Worst Person at Panera Bread
1	1 Vote	If It's Not Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: "The Good Wife" Recap: Season 6 Begins With a Powerful Message From Peyote to Plan B: Your Guide to Career Success
1	1 Vote	Who Doesn't Want to Barf
1	1 Vote	NSA Admits Listening to Dr. Oz
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Sues for $100 MILLION Investment and Is Calling a "Dangerous Symbol"
1	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad Touch: A Brief Autobiography of Camille Paglia, as Told by Steam Reviews
1	1 Vote	MTV Reality Star Chris Pontius DIVORCE FINALIZED "Party Boy" Back on Women's Butt Hair