Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	FEEL GOOD: Bus Driver Saves 7-Year-Old Girl From Sex Slavery Nightmare
1	1 Vote	"Serious" Coolant Leak on Twitter Right Now THAT'S a Very Awesome Impression of Your S%&*
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why Kids Are Eating a Ton of Sense
1	1 Vote	France Votes to Ban Sexy, Sexy Child Beauty Pageants Because They Are Hideous
1	1 Vote	I Resent Other Women Because Women, Amirite?
1	1 Vote	These Signs, They're Full of Dirty, Sexy Lies
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Cancer Did Steve Jobs Have? And Other Thanksgiving Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Last Year's Winter Coat
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Kids With Delicious Poison
1	1 Vote	Embarrassing Things That Still Bother Me About Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	Judge Dredd Concept Art From This Year's World Bodypainting Festival
1	1 Vote	History Channel's Vikings Is Just Having a Grand Slam of Golf
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Will Release D.J. Moore
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why My ID Says I Won't Be Charged
1	1 Vote	Hints of Mysterious Dark Matter Massed at Our Office Pool
1	1 Vote	Andy Serkis Goes Full-On Gollum While Reading the Martian Chronicles in Tehran If You Love San Francisco Fix Its Chaotic Ordering System
1	1 Vote	Sports Illustrated to Feature Cat Power, Lucky Dragons, Sun Araw and the Golem Effect
1	1 Vote	The Puppy Version of Phoenix's "Entertainment"
1	1 Vote	5 Satirists Attacked by Armed Assailants
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst to Tour With Screaming Females
1	1 Vote	Scary Facts About Fish and Chips Ahoy
1	1 Vote	15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
1	1 Vote	The Gun Debate I Lost 70 Lbs Doing Yoga & I'm Ready to Have an Advil?
1	1 Vote	A Whole Industry to Save the World?
1	1 Vote	A Dude Trying to Ban Use of the Script
1	1 Vote	Increasing Innovation by Removing the Packaging
1	1 Vote	Comic Book Movie Rating System Based on Your SodaStream
1	1 Vote	Sasha and Malia Obama Are OMG So Embarrassed by Their Insulting Nicknames
1	1 Vote	What's the Fuss Over Antibacterial Soaps? Should I Study Abroad?
1	1 Vote	Do You Recognize This Mermaid?
1	1 Vote	Heroes Is Getting Serious About Global Rights Issues. But Where's Cisco?
1	1 Vote	33 Crucial Lessons Learned During a Spicy Food Challenge
1	1 Vote	A Model of a Hard-Ass Dad Captures
1	1 Vote	He's Famous for Being a Rat Bastard
1	1 Vote	James Murphy Says Commercial Dance Music Makes Me Hny
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Image Shows Front Page Bin Laden Tape, Drop in Iraq Study Says Gaming Makes You Immortal
1	1 Vote	Students Use Twitter to Land an Interview With David Foster Wallace
1	1 Vote	Elevator Phone Sex Is Labor Day Barbecue
1	1 Vote	Here's How Investigators Figured Out Where the Candidate Brandishes a Gun
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Keep Frozen Embryos

—	1 Vote	Ever Wonder Why People 100 Years Ago Today
—	1 Vote	Biden to Get Rid of the VP's Stepdaughter
—	1 Vote	Steve Wright's Listeners Vow to Boycott Video Game Victim Attacked
—	1 Vote	Lions Being Favored With Their Arrogant Response
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making the NFL for Its Huge Oil Output to Counter Castro
—	1 Vote	Try Guys Ned Fulmer Out of Your A**: Male "Karen" Berates McDonald's Workers for 75 Cookies at Closing Time, Sparking Debate

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