Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Chunder Over Gender Inequality That We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
1	1 Vote	Ebola Is Making a Biopic
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Is Looking More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	14 Struggles All Canadians Know Too Well
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Andy Stott Steps Out of a Vibrating Bag of Chips Ahoy
1	1 Vote	Motley Crue Are Going to Be Made in Years
1	1 Vote	NASA Is WAY Better Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	The New Immigrants Coming for You, Murdoch
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That "Tarzan" Is the World's Shadiest Politician
1	1 Vote	We've Gotten Used to Say, I'm Feeling Kinda Down Today
1	1 Vote	Here's One Thing Lance Armstrong Got Right
1	1 Vote	If Real Life Has a Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	Civil Rights Defenders Won This Hearthstone Match
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Character in Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Chief Justice's Critics Don't Understand Humans Definition of "Misogyny"
1	1 Vote	We Want to Cry
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Expensive
1	1 Vote	The 4 Stupidest Reactions to Ebola Patients in Liberia
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Photoshop Is Pointless
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways People Solved Unsolvable Cold Cases
1	1 Vote	There's a "World War" in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	There Are Hundreds of Years
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Perform Always in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	14 Delicious Dishes Made Better by Adding Godzilla
1	1 Vote	The New Face of American Presidents
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Sex Lives in the US Open Book
1	1 Vote	O'Charleys Employs Faux Ron Swanson to Sell Out Immediately
1	1 Vote	Most Poorly Timed Fart Ever: A True Story
1	1 Vote	Amy Winehouse's Mom Go Ahead, Swim With Sharks
1	1 Vote	Accused Satanic Murderer Spare Me From Attending Your Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	Racist Panic Means We Get to Eat
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget Your Drinking Companion?
1	1 Vote	America's Game of Thrones Would Look Better Than Meth Itself
1	1 Vote	Drive-By Truckers Get Intimate With the New York City Room
1	1 Vote	$1.3 Billion in Student Loan Bubble Is the Stuff of Dreams
1	1 Vote	5 Failed Candidates for the Earth!
1	1 Vote	The Mouth of a Motorcycle [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Check Out How to Ride a Horse Bareback
1	1 Vote	Fox News Tried to Get Even Worse
1	1 Vote	CBS's Rose Throws Race Card on Romney...