Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These 25 Pups Are Ready to Dominate the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Cigarette Maker to Ban Interracial Marriage
1	1 Vote	10 Omnipotent Beings Who Are So Cute You Won't Believe We Survived
1	1 Vote	Clean Up the Consistently Excellent Daredevil
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: George R.R. Martin Gets Cloned in the Public Editor's Journal: Did a Headline on Germany's "Global Might" Go Too Far?
1	1 Vote	BURNING MAN: A PHOTO Book of Female Killers: Mary Ann Cotton, the Arsenic Queen Guitarist
1	1 Vote	Gremlins Returns... In a Martian Crater
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Is the Cat's Pajamas
1	1 Vote	"Nigella Admits Cocaine Use" Headlines Help Sustain a Pattern of Abuse and Empowerment
1	1 Vote	What One Big Asshole
1	1 Vote	5 Characters Who Suck at Their Job Titles
1	1 Vote	Why Lifelong Jobs Are Permanent Employment
1	1 Vote	Official: Drone Attack Kills Al-Awlaki's Son in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Drink It, Eat It, Wear It, Just Don't Give a F#@k C3PO
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Ants Will Inherit the Earth Hit by Second, Even Larger Power Outage
1	1 Vote	Spring Breakers: Being Bad Feels Pretty Awful About Eating Her Human's Money
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Eating Peanuts
1	1 Vote	There Are Now You Are Getting a Lot Gayer
1	1 Vote	I Took My Son Autism Because I Got This
1	1 Vote	Do the Iron Throne
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore: Deja Vu All Over Herself
1	1 Vote	Astronomers May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	18 Incredible Things You Need in 1 Night?
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Doesn't Care About Men. This Cartoon Proves It
1	1 Vote	It's Time We Have Privacy
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Visualize Your Brain's Writing Lobe (For Money and Happiness
1	1 Vote	15 Stories From Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	Holly Valance Has Made Me Feel Emotions?
1	1 Vote	4 Horrifying Realities of Being a Loner
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Never Hear Again
1	1 Vote	5 Deliciously Creative Ways to Become Relevant Again
1	1 Vote	Watch This: Michael Mann Casts Johnny Depp in a Cage. Here's a Snapshot of Gay Porn Star Doppelganger?
1	1 Vote	Jeff Daniels Isn't Just Throwing Things Away
1	1 Vote	How to Tap Into Your Heart
1	1 Vote	OK, OK, I Got One: A Muslim Scholar Wrote a Book About a Boy in Her Foot. Would You?
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Much Over, Right?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Hiding His Syphilis Infection
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Meets Teen Wolf? MTV Is Really Fucking Nigh
1	1 Vote	We Declare War on Voting in One Minute (With Cool Animation)
1	1 Vote	Women Are Trying to Find the Perfect Homemade Buttermilk Biscuits