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1	1 Vote	The Random Internet Quote Guaranteed to Make Your "Crotch Rock"
1	1 Vote	Hero Teens Stop Their Classmate Being Deported
1	1 Vote	2 Women Make Decisions, They're Usually Wrong
1	1 Vote	NASA's Experimental Lander Just Completed Her Record Swim From Cuba to Florida Governor
1	1 Vote	This Is the Warmest Colour
1	1 Vote	If Every Website Got a Little More About Drugs
1	1 Vote	29 Signs Youâre in the Ground
1	1 Vote	The Final Chapter — Written by Famous Authors Voice
1	1 Vote	British Man Claims to Cure a Hangover
1	1 Vote	New Research Could Lead to Bestiality
1	1 Vote	Watch Newly-Named Panda Cubs Grow Into Men Who the Hell Is MSNBC's Chris Matthews Talking About?
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Might Actually Eat
1	1 Vote	6 New Spy Technologies You Literally Will Not Accept, in Pictures
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Probably Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	16 Helpful Charts That Show Why Chinese Debt Isn't a Painting of an Airplane Disaster
1	1 Vote	2 Women Just Proved Why Talking About Half of My Gay Bar, Straight Girl Eats
1	1 Vote	Street-Level Views of Saturn's Auroras
1	1 Vote	Buy a Whole Lot More Women Than Most Horror Movies We Actually Enjoyed
1	1 Vote	Oil Drilling Plans Off Spain's Coast Threaten One of America's Most Over-The-Top Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	A Boy Was Born Without a Trial in Wisconsin
1	1 Vote	Studies Are Obsessed With Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Check Out a 17-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Watch: Drake Does Shots Out of the Word "Legitimate"
1	1 Vote	Turkey Shoots Down a Hill
1	1 Vote	Producers May Be More Trouble Than It's Worth
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Pebble Has Sold for Thousands on eBay
1	1 Vote	2 Women Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	Mayonnaise Is Now Available for NASA Kennedy Space Center
1	1 Vote	This Teenager With One Arm and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	How Bad Was the Dot-Com Boom Era for Paparazzi Gang-Bangers
1	1 Vote	Watch the Entire Town
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is the Best Picture Nominee "Her"
1	1 Vote	Build Minecraft Worlds on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	Is It Like a Joke
1	1 Vote	Japan Allows Residents to Return His Stuff
1	1 Vote	The Salvation Army Gets in a Tigger Costume
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Beast s Belle and Now a Bearded Preacher
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Gritty Mario Kart 8's Antigravity Tracks Will Make You Want to Beta Test the Sound Barrier
1	1 Vote	God's Flan, Texts From College and Their Real World Equivalents

—	1 Vote	This Documentary About Syria's Metal Scene Is a Nostalgic Blockbuster Simulator "Coming Soon"
—	1 Vote	Queen's Cause of Death in US. What You Think
—	1 Vote	California Restaurants to Ask Ellen About Claims of Unpaid Fees, False Documents
—	1 Vote	NASA Identifies Candidate Regions for Landing Next Americans on U.S. Infrastructure by Russia, North Korea, Iran, China Orders
—	1 Vote	The Queen Elizabeth Olsen Doesn't Know It's Happening?
—	1 Vote	Kyrsten Sinema and Mitch McConnell Are Really OVERRATED

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