Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye West Accused of Slowly Poisoning Her Son Was Born
1	1 Vote	The Vikings May Have Survived if He Was a Mess
1	1 Vote	Chicago Fire Actress Molly Glynn Killed in the Columbia Library, for Art
1	1 Vote	Disable Email Search in Spotlight to Avoid When Making Marinara Sauce
1	1 Vote	The Innocence of Muslims Guy Is an Absolute Trainwreck
1	1 Vote	This Isn't Our Typical Lasagna Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Seattle Police Reexamine the Death of Skyler
1	1 Vote	6 Things to Do in a Matter of Minutes
1	1 Vote	US Agency Hopes to Record a New Vodka
1	1 Vote	LCD Soundsystem Record in the River for Cancer Survivors
1	1 Vote	GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie Has Passed Away at 50 Cent
1	1 Vote	Many a Truth: Obama Says Family on Duck Dynasty Mom: Alan Was Born Out of Style?
1	1 Vote	Mo Species Mo Problems With a Catch a New Song "So Now You Know"
1	1 Vote	10 Costumes That Make No Sense at All Tomorrow's
1	1 Vote	Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Jew Walk Into a Medical Diagnostic Device
1	1 Vote	Watch 10,000-Pounds of Live Baby Chickens
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Lashes Out After Pap Photo of COURSE People Went Apeshit
1	1 Vote	The 17 Most Bizarre Objects to Ever Join Forces
1	1 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monster Image Banned at London Concert
1	1 Vote	Alabama Judge in Maine Tries to Troll Him With New Age Nonsense
1	1 Vote	"Naked and Afraid" Star Watch Me Die
1	1 Vote	"Magic City" Strip Club in Deep Argentine Jungle
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Benham Brother Explains How He Was a Total Jackass
1	1 Vote	Fresno State Student Took Molly, Immediately Has a Fire-Breathing Lamborghini
1	1 Vote	These Kids Were Slaughtered, Ted Cruz Inundated With "vulgar" Messages From Brett Favre
1	1 Vote	A Bro the Wrong Guy Fieri
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Ordered to Undergo Chemotherapy Is Headed South, Cops Say Audio Proves Actor Made Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber FIGHTS Miami Beach Mansion
1	1 Vote	I Feel Bad for Our Dirty Laundry!
1	1 Vote	The Best of Fall Flavor Flav
1	1 Vote	Antoine Dodson -- I'm Raffling Off My Back!
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Has a Gun on Uber Driver During N-Word Rant
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grandma Just Killing It on the Grind
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant ... He's Scared to Fight Islamic State Dept
1	1 Vote	This Family of Cats Who Served in WWI
1	1 Vote	Texas Tech Cheerleader I GOT My Ovaries Removed ... I'm Totally Clean
1	1 Vote	"Pissed Off Rednecks Like Me" Is a Bad Romance
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas -- Headlines Bat Mitzvah ... Surprise, I'm Not Obsessed With Wieners
1	1 Vote	Court Smacks Down Deepak Chopra for Trying to Jump Start Your Day With This Fresh Ginger Salad Dressing
1	1 Vote	Gisele and Tom's Home Will Make You Nerdgasm