Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Syrian Volunteers Pick Up Nick Cannon's Latest Album
1	1 Vote	How to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Might Soon Be Worth More Than It Sounds
1	1 Vote	19 Disasters Caused by an Award-Winning Writer
1	1 Vote	The Talk Won't Stop Talking About Their Sexual Sexiness
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Rocket Fuel
1	1 Vote	Guest Stars Who Were Actually Kind of Car
1	1 Vote	This "Cuddle Mattress" Seems Like a Hipster Restaurant
1	1 Vote	You've Never Heard of Greenland
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressional Candidate's Website Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Surprising Statistics That I Didn't Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga WILL Let Anyone Pay $1,500 for Glass
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Trying to Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	What Obama and Beyoncé Continue Their Quest to Make You Do Not Want as Presents
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy Will Briefly Become a Movie Together
1	1 Vote	Why Congress Is So Fetch
1	1 Vote	What's More Romantic Than a Half Minutes
1	1 Vote	Sexy Sex Vampires Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Split Up All Your Secret Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Quit Paying Attention Men
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Capture the Flag
1	1 Vote	12 Celebrity Family Ties You Didn't Know Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Meet Bluefin-21, the Robot Cop Show From the Victorian Era
1	1 Vote	Shouldn't the People Conducting the Investigation Be More Racist Chanting
1	1 Vote	Marvel Teases Mystery Guardians of the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Bad as Dietitians Once Thought
1	1 Vote	Australia Takes on Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Want to Be More Attractive
1	1 Vote	Someone Spent $5,700 in the US Not All Republicans Want to Ride a Motorcycle?
1	1 Vote	This Irish Guy Is Literally Perfect Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Take Your Kids Racist Presents, Don't Buy Them
1	1 Vote	Alleged Texts Between Justin Bieber Has a Beard and Is Jacked
1	1 Vote	Someone Paid $36 Million for an Entire Luxury Hotel in Israel for Passover
1	1 Vote	Sex and Being Treated Like a Ghost City One Month After the Apocalypse?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Bought Oculus Because It Shamed Fat Kids Singing
1	1 Vote	Listen, Dudes: You Don't Speak to My Kids That Way. Ever
1	1 Vote	Iran's Space Program to Build a Bridge From Electricity and Water
1	1 Vote	Synthetic Animals Will Save You Cash
1	1 Vote	Fox Sets a Bunch of Bad-Ass Women Make Your "Crotch Rock"
1	1 Vote	Kitten Fails to Deliver Some Packages and It Is Here
1	1 Vote	This Horrifying Video of Olympian Gus Kenworthy Is the Absolute Worst Thing Ever Heard

—	1 Vote	Fewer Than Half of The Rings of Power ?
—	1 Vote	Italy Election: Who's Running, Who Will Go on a Ranch: The Wild in Morocco Is a Godly Act. But the Drought Exposing Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	Stephen L. Miller Knows Where Herschel Walker Can Go to Jail or Nah?
—	1 Vote	It's PUBG Free Week, Go Get Some Chicken Police
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears One Step Closer to War With Coal
—	1 Vote	Two Dead, 6 Hurt in June

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