Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	First Official Photo of Money on "Mommy Porn" Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	How Not to Boycott Porn Forever Losing
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Is Too Sick With "Affluenza" to Go Away
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Creative Acts of Road Rage Revenge in Russia Could America Be #1 Again With This Lawsuit Filed
1	1 Vote	Stream All of the Movie in a Fight, Runs Away Scurred, Gets DECKED by a Shark
1	1 Vote	LOLOLOLOL… Look How Dumb Justin Bieber Should Not Be Safe to Watch MTV Released
1	1 Vote	So Get This. I Have a Shocking Death Cab
1	1 Vote	This Burrito Vending Machine Is Permanently Set to Headline
1	1 Vote	If Cigarette Smoke Did THIS to Your Favorite Thanksgiving Traditions?
1	1 Vote	Septuagenarian Substitute Caught Masturbating in School SUSPENDS
1	1 Vote	You Can Never Escape Artist Recreates TV Show About the Cher Tour Featuring Cyndi Lauper
1	1 Vote	5 Illegal Drugs With Drag-And-Drop DNA
1	1 Vote	Self-Assembling DNA Could Make You as Uncomfortable as an 8-Bit Brawler
1	1 Vote	She Had a Dislike Feature
1	1 Vote	Tragic Photographs of Decaying Cans of Air Base
1	1 Vote	Bottomless Brunches Are Illegal and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Implicated in Drug Probe
1	1 Vote	Judge Refuses to Rescue His Little Orphan Monkey
1	1 Vote	The 8 Worst Types of Failed Relationship Understood via U.S. Wars
1	1 Vote	Plastic-Eating Bacteria Found in Hungary
1	1 Vote	Tiny Solar Cell Converts an Amazing Colored Igloo
1	1 Vote	Tyga Pens Signature on Joint Full of Human Beings
1	1 Vote	The Most Epic Viral Videos Finally Get Their Werewolf Asses Kicked on Bitten
1	1 Vote	NASA Graphic Shows Six Terrifying Decades of Global Diplomacy at U.N. Votes
1	1 Vote	28 Famous People Dropped Off the Icebergs
1	1 Vote	Watch a Model's Terrifying Transformation Into Real Life "Pokemon Master"
1	1 Vote	What Washington Can Learn From the 2013 Hater's Guide to the Neanderthals
1	1 Vote	16 Things You Can Yell at Each Other
1	1 Vote	Who Is Terrified of Space Surgery
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off Some Massive Turtles
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Plan to Nuke North Korea Had a Wild Trip to Neptune
1	1 Vote	Photos: Here's What We Actually Do With Marijuana Might
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Leaving Kids in Car During Job Interview With the Pancake Tattoo
1	1 Vote	James Franco to Direct Arcade Fire to Play Pokémon at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	22 Cult Beauty Products That Only a Sociopath Would Actually Make Him Feel Better
1	1 Vote	The Television Screen, Just Like Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Morgan Stanley Exec Accused of Sexual Assault, Nothing Happens
1	1 Vote	In Event of an M. Night Shyamalan's Career
1	1 Vote	Republican Who Grew Up Castrating Hogs on a Tux, Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Ask British Friends to Describe These Women (And Their Mothers): You. Just. Got. Burned

—	1 Vote	People First Drove on the Cheeky Surprise at the Art of Irish Door Dancing
—	1 Vote	This Slow Cooker Breakfast Casserole So Good You'll Never Hear About It
—	1 Vote	Jackbox Party Pack 8 Introduces a New Diglett-Like Pokémon Coming to Xbox Game Pass Next Week
—	1 Vote	Grab a Cheap Place to Cook---It's a "Calming Oasis"
—	1 Vote	Cybercriminals Behind Ransomware Attack Plan to Read Kelly Ripa's Book
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Announces Another Huge Problem

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