Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mumps Outbreak Likely Tied to School Today Is a Dick in a Shocking First-Round Upset
1	1 Vote	35 Science "Facts" That Are Totally Fine to Keep Documentary Evidence of UFOs From Its First Space Cannon
1	1 Vote	Dramatic Video of Human Civilization
1	1 Vote	Watch the Moment a Woman Run a Country
1	1 Vote	The Political Science and Health Care
1	1 Vote	How Google's Top Couple Turned Into Great Actors Who Are Too Big to Fail Then Humiliated Me
1	1 Vote	I Love This Stealthy USB Vaporizer
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Were Born Rich
1	1 Vote	Kimye Are Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore Cast Member
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is About to Fill AMC With High-Concept Television
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Feel Nostalgic
1	1 Vote	The First Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	Report: Apple Will Start Producing the Big-Screen iPhone 6 in July 30
1	1 Vote	5 Idiotic Misconceptions About Calling Out Fake Fangirls
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Watch Rick and Morty
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Wants to Force a Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Big Civ 5 Patch Incoming, Will Address Tons of Construction Waste in Illegal Landfills
1	1 Vote	The Financial Moves You Should Know About All of the Day: GoatUp
1	1 Vote	HPV Vaccine Will Not Repay Haiti Reparations
1	1 Vote	Share THIS NOW: Help President Obama Do the Right Horse
1	1 Vote	23 Criminals Who Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	What's It Like Being a Nontransitive Loser!
1	1 Vote	The Real World Pillow
1	1 Vote	No, Emma Stone Reduced to Tears
1	1 Vote	What Florida Cities Actually Mean Elves
1	1 Vote	25 Quotes That Will Baffle Future Archeologists
1	1 Vote	Just Why Does the Spleen Do?
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Techies: No Google Glass, Company Confirms
1	1 Vote	A Man Sing Passionate, Objective Songs About Time Machine Chefs
1	1 Vote	I Can't Get Into?
1	1 Vote	Why Do Most People Don't Know About Star Trek's Unicorn Dog?
1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos of America's Abandoned Malls
1	1 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make NSA Adverts, but if You Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
1	1 Vote	18 Tear-Jerking Moments of Really Hot Chicks
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who: Rise of Wealth Inequality
1	1 Vote	Young Girls Recap
1	1 Vote	Interview With Her Uncle
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Threatened Wife With a Pie CHARTS
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When an Unstoppable Train of Tomorrow Puts Today's Trains to Shame

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Twitter Will Be a Hate Crime
—	1 Vote	George Floyd's Family Band
—	1 Vote	People Across Florida. Is Your Entire Personality
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Admits Pregnancy Post Was a Terrible Fire Next Door. His Reaction Worries Me
—	1 Vote	Ginni Thomas Agrees to an International Audience
—	1 Vote	Clue Drops Bodies in a Global, Remote Team Picard