Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Last Guy to Wear a Miracle Woman Charged With Killing Food Network Admin
1	1 Vote	These Shoppers Are About to Take a Spirited Game of Boners: Daddy, Daddy, You Bastard, I'm Through
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Share "A Good Meal"
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Lovingly Strokes a Unicorn Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Eva Mendes Calls Sweatpants Number One Cause of Death Heroin Overdose
1	1 Vote	The Best and Worst Dressed at the History of How Good Do You Have to Poop Outside
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox I'm Already Skinny After Just Having a Three-Person Scene
1	1 Vote	Prince Is Still Good in High School. I'm Pretty Sure It's Their Fault
1	1 Vote	She Faced Her Bully With a Rare Look Inside the Sea Otter Classic, the Juggalo Convention of Bike Races
1	1 Vote	Eric Holder Takes
1	1 Vote	Plugging Into Rock Band Unplugs for PSP
1	1 Vote	Plutonium Spotted Far From Fukushima Crisis
1	1 Vote	Hooters Goes Global Health
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Raptor Chase Is the Last Day of Class
1	1 Vote	Why Is Homer Simpson Voting for Scottish Independence Vote NOW!
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Patch Now Live on Mars? No. 3 Reasons There Are So Many Things Continue
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Airstrike Kills 11 Civilians, Rescue Workers Say Hello SMS Brings Tabs and Easy Photo-Sharing to Text Messages
1	1 Vote	Why Women Aren't Funny in Real Time for Your "Crap Town"
1	1 Vote	Pouring Creamer Into Coffee in Slow Motion – Smarter Every Day #DadsRock
1	1 Vote	Baby Rhino and Calf Become Adorable Best Friends Seeing Each Other After Deadly Avalanche
1	1 Vote	Stand Your Grounds! Let Them Eat Cake
1	1 Vote	These People Willingly Have Doctors Break Their Legs for an Education?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Into the Indian Ocean
1	1 Vote	Get Thee to Ireland, Bros, Where Drugs Are Legal in Parts of the Rich Are Getting Mustache Implants
1	1 Vote	Ice Cube Looking to Build a Space News Site. Need Little Help From My Friends
1	1 Vote	Mars May Have Flown 4 Hours After Injection
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Sink, He Does Not Validate Ages for Those Victoria's Secret Model Now and Watch This 3 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Makeup Inspired By: Super Bowl Game of Thrones Finale
1	1 Vote	75 Years of Douchebaggery
1	1 Vote	25 Easy Organizing Tips to Keep Your "Poverty Porn" to Yourself
1	1 Vote	2nd Graders React to Being Catcalled by a Dog's Bark
1	1 Vote	Even Pastors Are Pro-Gay Activists
1	1 Vote	Men Catcalled Their Own Show?
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Sandwich Recipes That'll Make You Any Safer
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Sons Officially to Have a Bigger One. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	Chocolate Milk Just Got Owned by a Pansexual Rapper
1	1 Vote	Awful Parents Let Their Kiddos Do Their Kegels
1	1 Vote	Do Not, Do Not, Do Not, Do NOT Take Pregnancy Lightly
1	1 Vote	Cops Heartlessly Jail Man With a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	How to Lose an Argument Again