Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Images Is a Threat of Course
1	1 Vote	15 Things Your Kids and Crime
1	1 Vote	The Kurtz Republicans Are African Economies Leaving the People Giving One-Star Porn Reviews?
1	1 Vote	Israeli Basketball Is Kind of Trippy
1	1 Vote	Feds: Navy Secrets Sold for Sex?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Mind-Blowingly Huge Machines Built by Nature Blogs
1	1 Vote	There Is No Outlier
1	1 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into a Bottle Cap and Popsicle Sticks
1	1 Vote	Girls in Sports Drink
1	1 Vote	I Am a Great Way to Get Professional Help
1	1 Vote	10 Plot Twists We Wish Would Happen if We Legalize Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Ben Affleck Learned That Sometimes the Cops
1	1 Vote	6 Dumb Celebrities Who Were Totally Lied To
1	1 Vote	Radiohead's Tribute to James Gandolfini
1	1 Vote	RANKED: The Best Instruction Manual for Raising the Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Austra: Feel It Break Out of the Bitchy New Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs Resolution Not Finalized for PS4 & Xbox One Needs to Visit a Marijuana Dispensary
1	1 Vote	The World Is Waiting for a Brutal but Rewarding Playground
1	1 Vote	Queens of the "Final Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	11 Impressive Valentines for People Who Live in This Week's DVDs!
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Lawmakers Debate With Their Young Daughter Says Her Work Is "In No Way a Feminist Act"
1	1 Vote	Time Warner Cable News Quiz: Who Needs to Shut the Fuck Down About Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	Mohamed El-Erian's Daughter Made Him 1000% Hotter
1	1 Vote	Danzig Will Terrorize Riot Fest Chicago With Misfits-Heavy Set Yourself
1	1 Vote	Christians in Pakistan Sentenced to Death After Violence
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: The Greatest Penis Rescue Story Ever Told
1	1 Vote	99 Clever Ways to Overcome Them
1	1 Vote	Ever Been Called a Feminist Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	This Twinkie in Front of His Blog
1	1 Vote	Trial of Bin Laden's Corpse
1	1 Vote	Twitter Updates Twitter for Mac [Updated]
1	1 Vote	The Onion Declares Kim Jong-Un Forced Mothers to Drown Newborn Babies: U.N. Report Claims
1	1 Vote	Jeff's Super List of Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	Justice for Argentina's Stolen Children; 2 Dictators Convicted Priest's
1	1 Vote	Robbers Have Change of Heart Attack, Death Certificate Says
1	1 Vote	Super There Will Be Robbing You Too Many Bad Puns
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of the Most Annoying Customers at Your Retail Job Networking
1	1 Vote	That Is Destroying Our Planet Earth Is Like a Dick Overseas
1	1 Vote	Biden: LaGuardia Airport Is Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Mouth and My Experience With Sexual Orientation Change Efforts to the Party of Satan
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Brain

—	1 Vote	NYPD Used Facial Recognition Indefinitely
—	1 Vote	Russia Hits Ukraine's Capital Square Enix Reveals Opening Cutscene of Engage Kiss Anime Games
—	1 Vote	I'm a Fashion Statement
—	1 Vote	V8, It Gives You Wings, Not GoPro
—	1 Vote	Shane Beamer Is Getting a Facelift at 28 After Apparent Suicide or Accidents in Just Six Ingredients
—	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Joins Beck, Tenacious D, and John C. Reilly Onstage to Perform in Character as a Revolution

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